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    [–] Little Kid Tries To Eat Live Snake SwissArmyBumpkin 8 points ago in KidsAreFuckingStupid

    For his next trick, he'll be licking the windows on the short bus

    [–] The closest I'll come to owning a Jimny! SwissArmyBumpkin 1 points ago in 4x4

    I thought "how much can one of those little fart cans cost ffs?" So i Googled it. Yeah, nah, no fucking way I'd pay that for a zook πŸ˜‚

    [–] The blue car is mine. My parents got this doorbell a week ago. SwissArmyBumpkin 12 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    Cost. It cost you $500, Money you probably should've spent on glasses, Or a night course on literacy

    [–] Anyone else like, super lonely? SwissArmyBumpkin 5 points ago in datingoverthirty

    "Dogs are like kids, cats are like women"

    [–] To those with young kids SwissArmyBumpkin 1 points ago in funny

    That's gold Jerry! Gold!

    [–] opening champagne with a knife WCGW SwissArmyBumpkin 38 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    Because it took a month longer than 3 months

    [–] The Not-so-Angelic Initiative [PaymoneyWubby] SwissArmyBumpkin 30 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in videos

    #Savewubbyschair
    

    [–] Not many pajeros on here, thought I would show mine off... SwissArmyBumpkin 5 points ago in 4x4

    Likely something to do with the fact 'pajero' is a term for wanker in some languages 🀣🀣

    [–] Absolute Unit. SwissArmyBumpkin 45 points ago in shrooms

    TRIPPING HAZARD

    [–] The Fly [OC] SwissArmyBumpkin 3 points ago in comics

    Horrible horrible freedom!

    [–] Old People SwissArmyBumpkin 92 points ago in oldpeoplefacebook

    I DON'T KNOW YOU GET OFF MY COMPUTER

    [–] Men Have No Friends and Women Bear the Burden SwissArmyBumpkin 3 points ago in datingoverthirty

    All of this mechs perfectly with what I've learned from relationship coaches like Corey Wayne.