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    [–] Post Game Thread: The New York Giants defeated The Houston Texans 27-22 TheOneAboveAll 11 points ago in Texans

    Every game the Texans have one or two drives where they look like the 2018 Chiefs and we get close to taking the lead until the opponent's offense, which had not been doing much lately, gets a late game touchdown which seals the game. Same story every game. I don't care how good we looked in those two drives. And it doesn't matter if the defense is shutting down the opponent's offense for 95% of the game. What matters is how many points we score and how many points the other team scores. Fuck moral victories.

    [–] Game Thread: New York Giants at Houston Texans TheOneAboveAll 6 points ago in Texans

    I don't even know what to say about Davenport anymore.

    [–] Game Thread: New York Giants at Houston Texans TheOneAboveAll 6 points ago in Texans

    Every Texans player looking dejected and defeated. JJ Watt: "Fuck it. I'll do it myself."

    [–] Game Thread: New York Giants at Houston Texans TheOneAboveAll 11 points ago in Texans

    I feel like the only reason the Texans started clicking on offense is to make it hurt even more when they inevitably crush my hopes.

    [–] Game Thread: New York Giants at Houston Texans TheOneAboveAll 3 points ago in Texans

    Texans having a stacked roster and getting outcoached by other teams. Name a more iconic duo.

    [–] Game Thread: New York Giants at Houston Texans TheOneAboveAll 12 points ago in Texans

    Manning has 80% completion percentage and Barkley is rushing for 8 yards a carry. We are now the worst team in football or at least bottom 3. The Bills are destroying the Vikings and the Browns won a game.

    [–] Game Thread: New York Giants at Houston Texans TheOneAboveAll 14 points ago in Texans

    Deshaun Watson gazing at the field with a sad look in his face dreaming of the next time he can go back on the field to give it to Lamar Miller twice in a row for no gain.

    [–] Game Thread: New York Giants at Houston Texans TheOneAboveAll 2 points ago in Texans

    When a player is called Snacks, you know you should be scared.

    [–] r/Criterion’s Best Films of the 1970s Submissions TheOneAboveAll 2 points ago in criterion

    Eraserhead/ Tess/ Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom/ In the Realm of the Senses/ Invasion of the Body Snatchers/ Life of Brian/ Carrie/ Pink Flamingos/ Halloween/ Caligula

    [–] r/Criterion’s Best Films of the 1960's (IMDb version) TheOneAboveAll 1 points ago in criterion

    Thank you good sir. I appreciate it; imdb plays much nicer on the browser of my heavily outdated phone.

    [–] r/Criterion's Best Films of the 1960s Submissions TheOneAboveAll 1 points ago in criterion

    Rosemary's Baby/ Chimes at Midnight/ Psycho/ Lolita/ The Birds/ Peeping Tom/ Carnival of Souls/ The Innocents/ Onibaba/ Spider Baby

    [–] MasterChef season 9 Two Hour Finale live discussion thread TheOneAboveAll 3 points ago in Masterchef

    Did these bastards really spoil the dessert dishes in the mid break transitions?

    [–] Things that went wrong on Sunday that were NOT BoB's fault TheOneAboveAll 9 points ago in Texans

    We probably win the game easily if we didn't have so many penalties that forced us into 3rd and long. Watson is suffering badly in obvious long passing situations and dumb penalties kept putting us in those situations. Watson is beginning to see ghosts out there because of our poor O line and that has me really worried. Defensive lines are pinching Watson by cutting off his left and right sides and this is clearly making him uncomfortable and he has to look away from his receivers and look for scrambling room within the pocket instead. The reason he is not passing it to open receivers is because he is focused on the pass rush and scrambling options. Another reason is because he is looking for the big play and passing up shorter completions. At least I hope that's the reason because that is easily fixable. BoB designed this offense around the long bomb and that is why we struggled so mightily without Fuller and Keke in Week 1. Defenses are daring Watson to dink and dunk it by takin away the long pass.

    [–] Post Game Thread: The Tennessee Titans defeated The Houston Texans 20-17 TheOneAboveAll 6 points ago in Texans

    Damn. Our QB is really struggling with long passes. But he's really effective with quick passes. And our running game is killing it. I got a brilliant game plan. Let's put our team in tons of 2nd - 3rd and 20+. The Titans will never see it coming.

    [–] Game Thread: Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans TheOneAboveAll 3 points ago in Texans

    Our defense is suffocating. Our running game is amazing. Watson is getting the ball out much faster and with accuracy. Surely we must be winning?

    [–] Game Thread: Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans TheOneAboveAll 10 points ago in Texans

    Oh shoot. Hopkins asked for the ball. That changes things. That was not really Watson's fault alone. If Hopkins is saying he's open what QB wouldn't throw it to him? Even when Hopkins raised his hand, he was clearly not open. Bad play by Hopkins and one where Watson will get all the blame.

    [–] Game Thread: Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans TheOneAboveAll 5 points ago in Texans

    That wasn't a trick play. There was literally no Texan in that side of the field. He probably had the NFL record for most open player in history. If a player is that wide open you throw it to them 100% of the time.

    [–] Game Thread: Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans TheOneAboveAll 8 points ago in Texans

    R.I.P Texans fans who had complications from excessive kool aid drinking last week.

    [–] MasterChef: Season 9, Episode 20-21; Live Discussion Thread TheOneAboveAll 2 points ago in Masterchef

    Samantha must of been happy she didn't have to go back to being her sorority's bitch. But who did Gordon send to culinary school last year?

    [–] MasterChef: Season 9, Episode 20-21; Live Discussion Thread TheOneAboveAll 29 points ago in Masterchef

    I think that's just how bilingual people pronounce words. It can sound jarring to English only speakers who are accustomed to only hearing only the Englishized version of foreign words.

    [–] Reminder: Watson started slow in his first game last year. TheOneAboveAll 18 points ago in Texans

    If you base an entire season on only the first week then you're saying that Ryan Fitzpatrick will be this year's MVP.