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    [–] Men of reddit, what makes you feel sexy? TheOneAboveAll 15 points ago in AskReddit

    When a woman really really wants to have sex with you and makes it very obvious. That's basically it.

    [–] What's something you just don't get? TheOneAboveAll -5 points ago in AskReddit

    Porn where the women is completely shaven down there. It just seems less erotic. It can definitely look sexier in some scenarios, but than different from being erotic. Sex is supposed to be something that is a little unclean and a bit animalistic.

    [–] What is something that needs to be said? TheOneAboveAll 8 points ago in AskReddit

    Complaining about something is not the same thing as doing something.

    [–] What's an insult that was used when you were growing up that seems to have disappeared? TheOneAboveAll 11 points ago in AskReddit

    I think people still use it but they use it more literally, as in attacking someone's sexuality. When I was a kid, it was used to insult anything and it basically replaced words such as lame, dumb, boring, uncool, weird, etc. "That shirt is gay. This food is gay. This place is so gay." It was probably the most common "swear word" back then.

    [–] What subreddit do you want to complain about and why? TheOneAboveAll 3 points ago in AskReddit

    When people are venting about their relationships they usually just focus on the negatives and never talk about all the good things they like about their partner so the person who is listening to them only gets an extremely one sided and warped view of the relationship and they'll see this one sided version of the relationship as being the complete version. I should know since my gf vents about me to others and now they think I'm some abusive heartless asshole who is exploiting a innocent person even though my gf is the one who is abusive.

    [–] What was the best game you ever played? TheOneAboveAll 0 points ago in AskReddit

    i never finish my games so I'm not even sure what I would consider my favorite game. And all these open world games make it even tougher to finish.

    [–] [NSFW] What is the grossest habit you've seen a human have? TheOneAboveAll 11 points ago in AskReddit

    This one girl I knew was really really into period sex. Every month without fail she would really insist upon it. I don't know man. What else was I supposed to do? Was I really supposed to turn down sex from an insanely good looking woman two or three leagues above me?

    [–] What beginning to a sentence automatically means that everything that follows should be taken with a grain of salt? TheOneAboveAll 19 points ago in AskReddit

    "Studies show that..." (Scientific studies are great except now companies can make fake studies using real scientists to support any claim they want such as when tobacco companies used scientists to cover up the risks of smoking. And media companies also use studies to create clickbait articles by stretching the conclusions to seem more exciting. )

    [–] What's a phrase that makes your brain instantly stop paying attention to whatever someone is saying? TheOneAboveAll 687 points ago in AskReddit

    As a Hispanic male, it's insane how many times white women have been offended in my behalf towards something I didn't even give any thought to. Yeah, what Trump is doing sucks, but my whole identity doesn't revolve around my race. I think of other things too.

    [–] What did you do that made you question your own intelligence? TheOneAboveAll 465 points ago in AskReddit

    Lack of success in life. you can have all the intelligence in the world, but do you actually have it if you've never used it to accomplish anything meaningful.

    [–] These sale prices. Wait till the end. TheOneAboveAll 1 points ago in funny

    I noticed this when I went to Dollar General yesterday. The Powerade price on the shelf was 0.75 but they had prematurely put tomorrow's prices and it was a large poster advertising a sale of 0.85 so an increase of ten cents. Same with the soda. Originally $1.00 and now the sale price is 2 for $3.

    [–] TIL a Harvard professor who had worked with Bill Gates called him shortly after he had left to start Microsoft. The professor recalled, "He had moved to Albuquerque... to run a small company writing code for microprocessors, of all things. I remember thinking: 'Such a brilliant kid. What a waste.'" TheOneAboveAll 45 points ago in todayilearned

    In my experience this is typical of a lot of professors who think anything outside of academia is a waste of talent. "What a waste. He could have been a brilliant professor making 1/3 of what he's worth in the private sector while trying to kiss as much ass as he can in the hopes of getting funding for his research (most of which will never be read by more than a dozen people) in a job environment that is increasingly drowning in bureaucracy."

    [–] What is a sign that someone is a genuinely good person? TheOneAboveAll 152 points ago in AskReddit

    When they do something wrong they make an effort to make things right or to show actual remorse instead of half assing it and just saying "I'm sorry" and thinking that makes everything right. And don't make you feel like a jerk when that lame apology doesn't satisfy you and won't try to guilt you for not accepting it.

    [–] If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? TheOneAboveAll 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I did always find it sketchy that they rub up against your leg when they want something

    [–] What is a pain so extreme, you'd rather die than experience it? TheOneAboveAll 9 points ago in AskReddit

    Finding out your girlfriend of four years cheated on you with dozens of other men because you were inadequate sexually and you are forced to listen to her happily describe how much better they were in bed. Then immediately finding out your parents died a slow painful death. Then getting an email saying you're getting fired from your job. Then looking out the window and seeing your beloved dog getting run over by a car except it didn't die and is in horrible agony so you have no choice but to kill it while it looks at you with those big innocent eyes that don't fully understand what it did to suffer this painful fate. Then getting a phone call from your doctor telling you that the horrible disease you have is easy to treat but insurance doesn't cover it and it'll cost an insane amount to fix. So you have no choice but to accept that this disease will slowly kill you and that a cure exists . Then you log in to reddit and read that the new Red Dead Redemption game will have microtransactions in the single player

    [–] What are the quotes that changed your perception in life? TheOneAboveAll 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Can honor set to a leg? no. Or an arm? no. Or take away the grief of a wound? No. Honor hath no skill in surgery, then? No. What is honor? A word. What is in that word “honor”? What is that “honor”? Air. A trim reckoning. Who hath it? He that died o' Wednesday. Doth he feel it? No. Doth he hear it? No. 'Tis insensible, then? Yea, to the dead. But will it not live with the living? No. Why? Detraction will not suffer it. Therefore, I’ll none of it. Honor is a mere scutcheon. -It's from one of Shakespeare's plays called Henry IV Part 1.

    [–] What's the best and worst part about Reddit? TheOneAboveAll 3 points ago in AskReddit

    The best part is you can find communities on obscure subject matter. The worst part is the default subreddits especially r/politics and r/news or any of the subs that try to push an agenda. r/funny and r/askreddit and those that are mainly for entertainment aren't as bad because it's all in good fun and the only major downside is reposts, but you eventually learn to live with it.

    [–] In your opinion, what is the most clever lyric you've ever heard? TheOneAboveAll 7 points ago in AskReddit

    Ha. This was my first thought as well. For years I thought this was one of the most stupid lyrics I had ever heard until I saw the explanation on reddit and it finally made sense.

    [–] What are some movies that are way better than they had any right to be? TheOneAboveAll 193 points ago in AskReddit

    Babe: Pig in the City. It looked like just another generic children's movie with talking animals, but it's so much more darker than any regular kid's movie. It received poor reviews due to most reviewers finding it too dark for a children's movie, but that's about the only major criticism you find when you reread the reviews. It's a great movie but the initial expectations warped the early reviews and it now suffers from having a low rotten tomatoes score which prevents it from being more appreciated now.

    [–] Fat people of reddit, what is it like? TheOneAboveAll 1 points ago in AskReddit

    It's not that we're lazy. it's just that existence is tiring due to all the weight we have to carry around. I can even be laying around doing nothing and I'll still feel exhausted.