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    [–] My dad in the early 80's. He obviously really felt himself in that jacket. ThePeoplesKneecap 2 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Just read about the sad news. No matter what he made a great family and an amazing person in you who shared his glory days with us all. I love you both.

    [–] 7/11 is the only convenience store where a large majority of the workers are Indian ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Not in my hometown, we don't live in next to India so we just have Americans working there. But they're super chill and I like 7-Eleven for that.

    [–] My dad in the early 80's. He obviously really felt himself in that jacket. ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Bro for the fact that your dad had a kid that means he's had sex. And by the way this picture is he seems like he was a legend.

    [–] Isn’t it always... ThePeoplesKneecap 3 points ago in funny

    That's the truest shit ever said

    [–] What is one unanswerable question? ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Could God create a cup of tea so hot he couldn't even drink it. Credit to whoever said that the right way.

    [–] What kind of Ralphie-like scenarios (ref: A Christmas Story) do you imagine? ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Ralphie getting an actual gun because his dad wanted him to "kill the dogs by accident" when he went out.

    I freaking love dogs but I read your message and that's the first thing I thought he might do with his razzle frazzle angriness at the furnace.

    [–] Dead people of Reddit, how can you say life is short when it's the longest thing you've ever experienced? ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Time is relative to the amount of time you have spent living. 2 hours seems like a lot longer when you have only been alive for 2 years since it's a much bigger fraction of your existence. If eternal life is possible then the second stage could possibly be a lot longer.

    Edit: clarification, and also I'm just mostly dead.

    [–] Men of reddit what the frick do you want for your birthday/christmas? ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I want to save my money by only having to buy myself a present on my birthday and everybody should do that instead of constantly adding to the list of people I need to spend my money on. It's my birthday yay here's a present to me. It's jesus's birthday so let's just eat good food and look at all the pretty lights and remember his life. I know what I want more than anyone... and I'd rather buy myself one good thing a year frivolously than have to watch people stress out about what they're going to get me and if I like it. I don't need a gift for being born. That was a pretty good gift in itself. Everyone should just celebrate their life by getting themselves something.. I'm sure mother's will be more happy/proud to watch their child get something for themselves that they worked for, and save mother's day for a day that their kids can repay them for the gift of life.

    [–] Eating rare meat is the closest you can get t legally eating living human flesh. ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    I don't think you thought that through. But I'll give you an orange red arrow because you took the time to some material.

    Eating raw human would be the closest thing to eating cooked human.

    [–] Based Dutchman. ThePeoplesKneecap 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in 4chan

    Canada we don't really care about you so shut up

    Edit: forgot to call you a faggot. You are our gay hat that we don't want to wear, but mom thinks it makes us look cute so we have to keep you on instead of just taking you over and putting on a kek hat. πŸ–•

    [–] Whats a proper response to "what's up?" ThePeoplesKneecap 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Jell-O, mellow, cello... Basically anything you can think of that rhymes with hello. I've found that rhyming solves most problems with small children and drunk adults.