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    [–] Kids these days can pause their t.v. shows, but not their video games. TheRedSpade 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Java edition, press escape. Only pauses on single-player maps, though. I don't know about bedrock.

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade 2 points ago in AskReddit

    They are, but they're (usually) stalking everybody in the neighborhood rather than just one person.

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    They're only level one if they don't contain the only pair of scissors you have.

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I won't pretend I'm not home. I answer the door no matter who's knocking. If it's somebody I don't want around, I tell them to fuck off. Though I initially word it as "Thanks, not interested."

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    If you're the only one merging, (with only one vehicle in the other lane) yes. In heavy traffic, however, zipper that shit. If you can't handle that, you shouldn't be driving. Unfortunately, licences are given to pretty much anyone who pays the fee.

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I don't leave completely finished ones in there, but I might still put them back with a teaspoon left in the jug. Then again, I live alone, so I'm only inconveniencing myself.

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in AskReddit

    He knows π to 1,000 places.

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade -2 points ago in AskReddit

    I don't think I've ever met a vegan. I'm starting to think they're just a meme.

    [–] What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? TheRedSpade 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in AskReddit

    Story time! On New Year's Eve, a friend and I went to the local bar that we like. I've been going to this place fairly regularly for about 5 years now. The bartenders know me by name at this point. We join a group at a narrow table where I'm on the opposite side from everyone else. On my side, a few feet away, is a pool table.
    Normally, if I'm in someone's way, they'll ask me to move for a few seconds, I do, they take their shot, and I sit back down. This time though, I'm just enjoying the group's conversation, and I hear "Hey, you can't be on this side of the table." I turn to the voice and see some kid who doesn't even look old enough to be there. I'll definitely be paraphrasing, as it was a few months ago, and I had been drinking:

    Me: and who are you?
    Kid: A (pause) civilian who just wants (I won't even pretend to remember the rest of this line).
    Me: Well, it's never been a problem before.
    Kid: They'll tell you to move if you don't.
    Me: Then they will.
    Kid: That's just how it works around here.

    Everyone at the table instantly laughed.

    Kid: Well, can you at least move so I can take my shot?
    Random girl at the table: You could've started with that.

    TLDR: New kid at the bar tries to make up and enforce his own rule and gets put in his place

    [–] Just doing girly stuff TheRedSpade 6 points ago in Unexpected

    Yeah, I've heard of her, but her name is all that I know about her.

    [–] Just doing girly stuff TheRedSpade 2 points ago in Unexpected

    There's no such thing as a scary movie.

    [–] Weekly Question Thread TheRedSpade 2 points ago in factorio

    You could crop that into multiple images and use the map for a view of the overall base.

    [–] Weekly Question Thread TheRedSpade 1 points ago in factorio

    Recipe changes and ratio changes are the same

    Science recipes changed; at least some of them.

    [–] Friend bought Factorio last night... TheRedSpade 1 points ago in factorio

    I'm awful at it too, but I have over 400 hours (without even coming close to a rocket launch) anyway.

    [–] What's the weirdest rule you had in your home growing up? TheRedSpade 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Not me, but my mom once told me that one of her childhood friends was a preacher's kid. They obviously weren't allowed to cuss, but considered even worse was using substitute curse words. The line of reasoning was that if you were substituting, you were already going to curse, and now you're lying about it.

    [–] What is the HARDEST to answer "Would You Rather" that you have heard? TheRedSpade 6 points ago in AskReddit

    Giving or receiving? No more blowjobs, fine. But if I can't ever eat pussy again, that's a problem.

    [–] Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark TheRedSpade 1 points ago in specializedtools

    They taper at the end and are a few mm off the ground when they're level.

    [–] What is the best most mind blowing comment that girl made towards you that made your think more of yourself? TheRedSpade 1 points ago in AskMen

    Holy shit is this relatable. A couple months ago, I ran into a former patient at the bar. He was with his daughter and (quite transparently) hinting towards me dating her. All I could think was "Trust me, you don't want that. The guy you knew behind that counter isn't really me."

    [–] Take my seat? Enjoy getting up every 30 minutes. TheRedSpade 4 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    I did the "introductory flight" at my local airport where I handled the takeoff, everything up in the air, and according to the instructor, 95% of the landing. This was probably 5 years ago, and if I had the money, I would not just have done it again, I'd have my license by now.

    It was an exhilarating experience. I actually felt a little adrenaline high afterwards. I had flown plenty before that, but always as a passenger in a jet. Damn, now I wanna fly again.