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    [–] Don't tell me you were never tempted to do this. Now you know WCGW. TheRedSpade 62 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    Another commenter mentioned a comb plate which would have prevented this. Chances are those escalators all had them.

    [–] My husband pees while sitting down- how common is that? TheRedSpade 1 points ago in AskMen

    Yeah, we always get accused of bad aim, but really it's the split, splash, and spray.

    [–] Preserving a tattoo of a dead relative. Yes, that is skin. TheRedSpade 1 points ago in ATBGE

    I've been saying for years that I want this done with my tattoos when I die.

    [–] When you walk through a grocery store and they are playing good music. You have become their target demographic. TheRedSpade 5 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Yeah, but it's usually so quiet that it's unpleasant to notice a song you like, because you can only catch a few notes and words here and there.

    [–] Wizard cop! TheRedSpade 3 points ago in harrypotter

    You're welcome! They were a fun read.

    [–] Wizard cop! TheRedSpade 2 points ago in harrypotter

    Excellently written fan-fic following Harry's first son. There are 5(?) full-length novels.

    [–] Wizard cop! TheRedSpade 2 points ago in harrypotter

    while riding his broom like a surf-board

    In one of the James Potter books, James goes to America for a term, and they have special brooms (skrims) made for this.

    [–] If your love language is touch, how do you fight off the loneliness that comes with singledom? TheRedSpade 2 points ago in AskMen

    I personally fight it off by thinking of my last ex. I'd rather be forever alone than have to deal with that kind of psycho again. Especially if the next one were to have half a brain.

    [–] Sometimes its hard to choose TheRedSpade 3 points ago in funny

    Shamefully closes 13 tabs

    Only 13? Amateur

    [–] Sometimes its hard to choose TheRedSpade 2 points ago in funny

    I'm pretty sure I see what you did there, and I wish i didn't.

    [–] How dare I touch myself when there are people dying from hunger and war! TheRedSpade 2 points ago in gatekeeping

    There are many. You can look them up or try your luck with some random 1-900 numbers.