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    [–] I could use some help from someone who has more intricate knowledge of 'Joker' than I do. The_Last_Boy_Scout 28 points ago in moviescirclejerk

    Like five episodes later...

    Walt: "Nothing bad is going to happen anymore, Skyler. Gus Fring is gone. He was the danger."

    Skyler: "I thought you were the danger?"

    I guess it doesn't count when the Internet's least favorite character points it out.

    [–] I could use some help from someone who has more intricate knowledge of 'Joker' than I do. The_Last_Boy_Scout 12 points ago in moviescirclejerk

    There's something about Vince Gilligan's work that makes everyone go 'oooh symbolism' when there might not be anything there. I think he's leaning into it by now. And hey, good for him. The shows are successful.

    [–] Which conspiracy theory do you believe is true? The_Last_Boy_Scout 668 points ago in AskReddit

    That the studio behind the Sonic The Hedgehog movie intentionally released a crappy looking Sonic to drum up hype for the movie when they 'fixed' it.

    No, I don't actually believe that. But it's preferable to the depressing reality that movies are being altered to try and please a bunch of whiny people on the Internet.

    [–] I could use some help from someone who has more intricate knowledge of 'Joker' than I do. The_Last_Boy_Scout 65 points ago in moviescirclejerk

    Jerking aside, I do love how people are constantly pontificating about 'the moment' Walter became Heisenberg, Jimmy became Saul, etc. when the whole point of Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul is that radical change is a gradual, non-linear process.

    [–] Why is Reddit cool? The_Last_Boy_Scout 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You get imaginary points when people agree with you.

    [–] If you could be proposed to with anything besides a ring, what would it be and why? The_Last_Boy_Scout 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A black label box of Metal Gear Solid.

    I'll marry any woman who proposes with that. Hell, doesn't even have to be a woman.

    [–] How do you like your eggs? The_Last_Boy_Scout 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Scrambled. With salt and pepper.

    Now I want eggs. Goddamn you.

    [–] OTHER: Ezra Miller Appears to Choke a Female Fan in Video The_Last_Boy_Scout 4 points ago in DC_Cinematic

    A video of a guy slowly pushing someone to the ground by their neck while they're grinning the whole time.

    The only 'proof' that this was an assault is the word of the original uploader, who deleted the post and their account when comments expressed doubt.

    Sure, Jan. What a monster.

    [–] What’s an app on your phone that you rarely use? The_Last_Boy_Scout 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Uber. It came with the phone.

    Just never done Uber or Lyft. No particular reason.

    [–] What are some unspoken rules of reddit? The_Last_Boy_Scout 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Relax, said the Admin.

    We are programmed to receive.

    You can log out any time you like...

    ...but you can never leave!

    [–] Who was/is your celebrity crush? The_Last_Boy_Scout 12 points ago in AskReddit

    For such an imposing guy, he looks like he's about twelve years old when he smiles.