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    [–] Regimental staff efficiency meter Thefirstmelon 9 points ago in Grimdank

    Next panel: playing Cadia and responding with "the planet broke before the guard did" to any criticism

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. Thefirstmelon 25 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    I'm a male teacher (primary school special needs) and I also get some comments from the older female members of staff that make me uncomfortable. But nothing from the younger. It might be a generational thing.

    [–] Why is this modern day life? Thefirstmelon 14 points ago in HistoryMemes

    This is so sad. Can we demonitize the history channel?

    [–] Can I pursue a small claims case against foreign buyer? Thefirstmelon 1 points ago in legaladvice

    That's on my head. I've never used eBay before to sell anything and was desperate to get some cash so I could get by family gifts for Xmas.

    Rushed into it and got burned

    [–] What medical condition do you have that you thought was absolutely normal? Thefirstmelon 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Very daydreamy/unfocused child. Often my vision would make everything appear very far away and then close all of a sudden.

    Turns out I'm epileptic.

    [–] You underestimate my power Thefirstmelon 7 points ago in killingfloor

    This hits me particularly hard as a field medic main. I CANT HEAL YOU IF YOUR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!

    [–] Well Whadya Know! Thefirstmelon 1172 points ago in PrequelMemes

    He can't do that, shoot him or something!

    [–] Rewatching every episode right now. Thefirstmelon 11 points ago in TeamFourStar

    They did bring back the Yamcha 'gay' thing which was a nice touch.

    [–] Best Chapter Ever Thefirstmelon 104 points ago in Grimdank

    Do they like jazz?

    [–] The Dornian Heresy Thefirstmelon 20 points ago in 40kLore

    But what day is designated taco day? 'cocks bolt pistol'. Answer wisely.

    [–] Send help, I have a problem Thefirstmelon 7 points ago in MordekaiserMains

    "I make iron women out of iron maidens"

    [–] I'm done. (An open letter to Gaijin) Thefirstmelon 8 points ago in Warthunder

    The community is protesting that fact that fpe and parts are unlockables and not stock.

    A Gaijin employee made fun of this on a stream and said that "they might as well give the community a free Abram's tank each along with free fpe and parts".

    As you could imagine this did not go down well.

    TLDR: the community is taking a pr fuck up to express resentment that has been building up for years.

    [–] Sweet! Time to feast on these early targe- Thefirstmelon 5 points ago in Warthunder

    Oh thank god, I've always wanted an 'auto-move' but never bothered to look up if there was one XD

    [–] Out in the Cold Thefirstmelon 2 points ago in creepy

    "I felt unable to leave him to the mercy of the red weed and decided to bury him decently."

    [–] I just got this LoL ad on YouTube, and I must say I was amazed by it Thefirstmelon 1 points ago in leagueoflegends

    ''Riot is scared that it's losing the younger demographic to Fortnite''

    Not gonna lie. It's probably for the best.

    [–] I'm not the only one who deals with this shit. Thefirstmelon 7 points ago in Grimdank

    Volunteer at my local FLG during the summer. Helping run Friday night magic and such.

    We have this one session where loads of kids (none over 13) come and play yu gi oh.

    On evening this guy comes in (late teens) and asks to play. We say sure, so long as he knows who he's up against. Guy sits down and pulls out this very lewd MLP playmate like its nothing.

    He seems genuinely surprised when I ask him to put it away. Other than that he wasn't suspicious at all.

    [–] What was “your” childhood video game that you wish you could go back in time and experience playing it again? Thefirstmelon 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Sneaking onto my dads copy of unreal 1. Particularly once he used his printer at work to print out a list of spawn codes to make death matches between enemies. We didn't have a printer and that was my most requested bday present

    [–] Chaos beware Thefirstmelon 12 points ago in Grimdank

    Listened to 40k theories podcast with Mark talking about his experiences with Warhammer. Surreal hearing a big YouTube talking about such a niche hobby