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    [–] Doing your own car maintenance can save a lot of money. ToasterSlayerXxX 45 points ago in yesyesyesyesno

    Ok, but if you know absolutely nothing about cars why would you just assume you add oil like balsamic vinaigrette? A non burning car was literally one polite question or a google search away.

    [–] Maybe Maybe Maybe ToasterSlayerXxX 4 points ago in maybemaybemaybe

    this is the best maybe maybe maybe i’ve ever seen

    [–] What’s the best anti-joke you know? ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in AskReddit

    why did the idiot throw the clock out the window? because it reminded him of richard clock, a man convicted of knife-raping his wife.

    [–] "Twilight Mist", oil on canvas, 30x30cm ToasterSlayerXxX 2 points ago in Art

    very nice! i would absolutely pay for something like this

    [–] [Image/GIF] Kyoji Horiguchi lands a huge knee on Demetrious Johnson ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in MMA

    powerful enough either, it’s one thing to get hit by that knee at flyweight, but if you got caught with that at welterweight or above it would easily be lights out

    [–] Schaub's response to Dana ToasterSlayerXxX 2 points ago in MMA

    feel like it’s hard to tell the president of a billion dollar company that he isn’t shit just because you’ve booked a movie and tell a couple jokes now

    [–] Real fans know who to ask ToasterSlayerXxX 6 points ago in PKA

    and you shouldn’t ask google either, this is clearly a question for Bing.

    [–] My above ground pool has a 13 foot deep pit. ToasterSlayerXxX 33 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    my bad— an underground pool would be cool though, like a reverse submarine

    [–] My above ground pool has a 13 foot deep pit. ToasterSlayerXxX 404 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    all the inconveniences of building an underground pool with none of the aesthetics

    [–] [Spoilers] Loser of Felder/Perry tweets post-fight ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in MMA

    with you 100%- - wish the ufc would use its position to take one step away from “just bleed” and one step closer to legitimizing the sport

    [–] [Spoiler] Dana on Co-Main Loser ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in MMA

    this is pretty true, dana gets pretty irrationally upset a lot of the time, but in this case Francis in part caused the “barn burner” fight on the card to turn into literally the most boring fight imaginable. that has to damage the overall image of this card pretty substantially

    [–] [Spoilers] Loser of Felder/Perry tweets post-fight ToasterSlayerXxX 40 points ago in MMA

    this EXACT thing happened to me too. i was trying to show this girl i’m into why cage fighting isn’t as grotesque as it sounds and, after perry made a water fountain of felder, things were only worsened by the goat of boring heavyweight fights and a cringey WWE promo.

    [–] Just listened back to my first proper horrendous bomb set 😞 ToasterSlayerXxX 2 points ago in StandUpComedy

    you didn’t bomb nearly as badly as i thought when i read the tittle, so that’s good. most of the bits are decent and will become good with some reworking, keep your chin up

    [–] Daniel Cormier cuts another excellent promo at UFC 226 open workout ToasterSlayerXxX 3 points ago in MMA

    I like that midway through dissing Stipe to hype the fight he still says "great guy fire fighter hero"

    [–] Official Dreadit Discussion: Hereditary [SPOILERS] ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in horror

    Yeah, i get that it may seem predictable after a second viewing, but i think writing in the family wide mental instability really made it unpredictable for me. Up until the end, I was almost convinced that Joan was a figment of the mother’s imagination in order to deal with trauma, which i’m kind of glad they didn’t go with after all.

    [–] New sex move ToasterSlayerXxX 5 points ago in StandUpWorkshop

    and just like the real 9-11, I have lost numerous loved ones to this

    [–] [Official] Friday Flair Betting Thread ToasterSlayerXxX 2 points ago in MMA

    You’re on

    Yours will be: “The Universal Problem Solver: The Backpack”