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    [–] I'm ugly, and I hate that I can't talk about it. ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in offmychest

    Well damn, you may be ugly, but you're a hell of a writer man

    [–] [Spoiler] Main event winner on how a fight between him and Conor McGregor would play out ToasterSlayerXxX 2 points ago in MMA

    I mean, he's still skilled on the ground somewhat— like enough to properly defend— but the difference in ground game between Tony and Conor is like the difference in standup between the two

    [–] [Spoiler] Main event winner on how a fight between him and Conor McGregor would play out ToasterSlayerXxX 7 points ago in MMA

    I know Diaz gets hit a lot too but i feel like Ferguson's chin is more open. And if Conor just doesn't follow him to the ground and keeps on keeping on, I could see a repeat of the Alvarez fight

    [–] TIFU by mistaking my girlfriend for an intruder ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in tifu

    Man oh man has the "slipped in the shower" story gotten more complex over the years

    [–] i'm hurting so much, and I have no one to talk to. ToasterSlayerXxX 2 points ago in offmychest

    seriously, if you need to talk or shoot the shit don't think twice about dming me

    [–] hmmm ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in hmmm

    whole new meaning to fingering

    [–] Well then, have a twenty. ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in trashy

    Damn, she needs to up her prices

    [–] Hand Jobs $20 (nsfw) ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in Jokes

    please tell me Norm did this joke at some point

    [–] [Image/GIF] The finishing sequence between Robert Whittaker and Jacare Souza. ToasterSlayerXxX 2 points ago in MMA

    Sorry, but I have to disagree with you after rewatching the fight. Seems like whenever Yoel implemented wrestling and clinching (rounds 1 and 2) he was able to win the rounds, but even so, the wins didn't come by damage or danger but by control and ability to nullify any real offense from Whittaker. And even then, Whittaker's impressive defense and scrambles seemed to make round one a tough call; although, I think Yoel did edge it out in the end. Rounds 3-5, however, seemed to be all Whittaker, landing more— and more significant— strikes, controlling pace and defending well. Think 48-47 is correct, but even think 49-46 would be understandable.

    [–] Textbook radical Christian ToasterSlayerXxX 0 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Jesus— his name is deceivingly kind

    [–] *concern* ToasterSlayerXxX 1 points ago in youseeingthisshit

    this the dude that competitively eats hot dogs and shit ?