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    [–] All grown up! TooShiftyForYou 2 points ago in funny

    "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"

    [–] All grown up! TooShiftyForYou 4 points ago in funny

    Robert Downey Jr. somehow got younger in the second picture, now that's acting.

    [–] Maisie addressing the white elephant in the room TooShiftyForYou 1 points ago in freefolk

    Watching GoT sex scenes with family can be uncomfortable, now imagine you're in the scene.

    [–] Jaguars Are Powerful Swimmers TooShiftyForYou 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Jaguars and Tigers love to swim. Other big cats tend avoid water just like most domestic cats.

    [–] Trump orders boycott of White House Correspondents' Dinner TooShiftyForYou 1 points ago in politics

    Nothing says "winning" like not being able to take jokes for 20 minutes.

    [–] I don't like to brag, but I have a huge sex drive. TooShiftyForYou 2 points ago in Jokes

    Don't want to brag but I have sex almost every day.

    Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday..

    [–] I don't like to brag, but I have a huge sex drive. TooShiftyForYou 2 points ago in Jokes

    Male Sex Drive Through The Ages:

    Between 16 and 32: Tri-weekly

    Between 33 and 52: Try weekly

    52 and up: Try weakly

    [–] The sadomasochistic ride is tempting... (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting) TooShiftyForYou 108 points ago in funny

    "Driver got to the correct destination in a timely fashion and made no attempt at conversation whatsoever." ★★★★★

    [–] Just finished my MK table. Hope you like it TooShiftyForYou 1 points ago in gaming

    I would pay more than Sub Zero for this table.

    [–] During the theatrical run of The Horror Of Party Beach (1964), some theaters made the audiences sign “fright release waivers” in case they had heart attacks from seeing the movie’s terrifying monster. TooShiftyForYou 311 points ago * (lasted edited 2 hours ago) in MovieDetails

    The advertising for the double feature of Horror of Party Beach and Living Corpse capitalized on a gimmick first utilized by director William Castle, in which some newspaper advertisements included a call-out that stated: "For your protection! We will not permit you to see these shockers unless you agree to release the theater of all responsibility for death by fright!" Theaters were encouraged by the distributor to have patrons sign a "Fright Release" before they took their seats. The trailer for the double feature also included this claim.

    Today the film billed as "The First Horror Monster Musical" is considered one of the worst movies of all time. It holds a 2.8 rating on IMDb and 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Here's the trailer with the warning.

    [–] [Image] Hustle Hard! TooShiftyForYou 21 points ago in GetMotivated

    Breaks a sweat walking to the gym

    "Alright, we're all done here."

    [–] This is why your wear a helmet TooShiftyForYou 10 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    Hope the rest of the person wearing this helmet was OK.

    [–] This is why your wear a helmet TooShiftyForYou 3 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    This would certainly look much worse on your face.

    [–] TIFU by matching with my homophobic uncle on Grindr TooShiftyForYou 8483 points ago in tifu

    The uncle still being interested after the big reveal is the best part here.

    [–] Helping out a seal TooShiftyForYou 0 points ago in interestingasfuck

    This certainly gets the seal of approval.

    [–] [Image] Believe in yourself TooShiftyForYou 3 points ago in GetMotivated

    Pretty incredible that this guy lost an entire me.

    [–] It was getting crowded in Heaven one day, so Saint Peter decided for one day to only accept people who could make him laugh. TooShiftyForYou 818 points ago in Jokes

    Saint Peter decides to take a day off work, and Jesus takes his place. St. Peter explains that he should ask any person who comes to the gates a little about themselves before they enter. Then you decide whether or not they should be allowed into heaven.

    It's a slow day, but most people are allowed to enter. Then a frail old man shows up. Jesus urges him to sit down and starts asking some questions. . "What did you do for a living", Jesus asks.

    "I was a carpenter", the man replies.

    "Did you have any family", Jesus asks.

    "I had a son. He was attached to a wooden cross with holes in his feet and hands. Then he became alive."

    Jesus starts tearing up, and asks with a somewhat broken voice, "Dad?"

    The man looks up in surprise and responds. "Pinocchio?"