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    [–] President Trump Signs Executive Order to Keep Immigrant Families Together TooShiftyForYou 1 points ago in worldnews

    Trump and team will spin this as a problem solved but tell that to the thousands of kids who have already been removed from their parents and sent around the country.

    [–] Dad rushes on the track to free his son from burning racecar TooShiftyForYou 1 points ago * (lasted edited 39 minutes ago) in gifs

    Dad even reached back in the car to initiate the onboard fuel suppression system.

    “No one except sweet baby Jesus would have kept me from freeing my son from a burning race car,” Dean told RacingNews.co.

    [–] Dad rushes onto the track to free his son from a burning racecar TooShiftyForYou 37 points ago in sports

    Dad even reached back in the burning car to initiate the onboard fire suppression system.

    "Mike was momentarily hung up from getting out of the car but he knows I would have never left his side until he was clear and out of the car. Thank you God he got out in just as the car was a complete ball of fire."

    "The car is a total loss but my son is whole and safe."

    “No one except sweet baby Jesus would have kept me from freeing my son from a burning race car,” Dean told RacingNews.co.

    [–] Migrant children: Trump signs order to 'keep families together' TooShiftyForYou 21 points ago in news

    President Trump has signed an executive order “about keeping families together while ensuring we have a powerful border."

    "We are keeping families together," Trump said from the Oval Office while flanked by DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen and Vice President Mike Pence.

    "This will solve that problem. At the same time, we are keeping a very powerful border and it continues to be a zero tolerance. We have zero tolerance for people who enter our country illegally," he said.

    Interesting how for the past week or so they've been saying he was powerless to do this and that Congress needed to make new laws.

    [–] Saudi Arabia fans cleaning their section before leaving the stadium. TooShiftyForYou 2 points ago in pics

    People cleaning up at stadiums has been the best trend to come out of this whole tournament so far.

    [–] Trump Says He Will Sign Order to End Family Separations TooShiftyForYou 5 points ago in news

    A source familiar with the upcoming executive order on family separations says it will not end the "zero tolerance" policy that is prompting the border separations.

    It will be more narrowly focused on ending the family separations by allowing families to be detained together.

    These innocent children at least get to be detained with family members now.

    [–] Vortex rings colliding TooShiftyForYou 2 points ago in gifs

    The classic version of this makes it look like the collision causes shockwaves.

    [–] 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers. TooShiftyForYou 5 points ago in Showerthoughts

    2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, that stopped being special really quick.

    [–] Feather Mirror TooShiftyForYou 2 points ago in gifs

    He's just doing some gentle reflecting.

    [–] Michelin Man in the early 1900s TooShiftyForYou 1 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    His original name is Bibendum and his slogan was "Nunc est bibendum" which was Latin for "Drink up."

    [–] Seth MacFarlane donates $2.5 million to public radio TooShiftyForYou 12 points ago in UpliftingNews

    "We are deeply appreciative of the generous gift from Seth MacFarlane, which will go to supporting local news coverage, allowing NPR and Member stations to continue working together to tell the story of the whole country from everywhere in the country," an NPR representative told Deadline.

    MacFarlane doesn't care for Fox News, he's always been more of a family guy.

    [–] TIL an Aboriginal man planted a flag on the cliffs of Dover in 1988 and claimed England for the Aborigines TooShiftyForYou 7 points ago in todayilearned

    The Burnum Burnum Declaration - England, 26th January, 1988

    I, Burnum Burnum, being a nobleman of ancient Australia do hereby take posession of England on behalf of the Aboriginal people. In claiming this colonial outpost, we wish no harm to you natives, but assure you that we are here to bring you good manners, refinement and an opportunity to make a Koompartoo - ‘a fresh start’. Henceforth, an Aboriginal face shall appear on your coins and stamps to signify our sovreignty over this domain. For the more advanced, bring the complex language of the Pitjantjajara; we will teach you how to have a spiritual relationship with the Earth and show you how to get bush tucker.

    We do not intend to souvenir, pickle and preserve the heads of your 2000 of your people, nor to publicly display the skeletal remains of your Royal Highness, as was done to our Queen Truganninni for 80 years. Neither do we intend to poison your water holes, lace your flour with strychnine or introduce you to highly toxic drugs. Based on our 50,000 year heritage, we acknowledge the need to preserve the Caucasian race as of interest to antiquity, although we may be inclined to conduct experiments by measuring the size of your skulls for levels of intelligence. We pledge not to sterilise your women, nor to separate your children from their families. We give an absolute undertaking that you shall not be placed onto the mentality of government handouts for the next five generations but you will enjoy the full benefits of Aboriginal equality. At the end of two hundred years, we will make a treaty to validate occupation by peaceful means and not by conquest.

    Finally, we solemnly promise not to make a quarry of England and export your valuable minerals back to the old country Australia, and we vow never to destroy three-quarters of your trees, but to encourage Earth Repair Action to unite people, communities, religions and nations in a common, productive, peaceful purpose.

    Upon conclusion of the declaration Burnam Burnam says: "It’s too cold here, I want to go home…"

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    [–] This wire scorpion a coworker made. TooShiftyForYou 5 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Their boss would probably be really impressed with this.