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    [–] I ordered business cards with my logo which I drew myself. The order was cancelled due to the letter E resembling an illegal/offensive symbol. What symbol does this E look like? Truji11o 23 points ago in whatisthisthing

    I worked in IT support. A customer (who used to do IT support for a different company years ago) told me he used to get “denied acceptance” from a few ppl’s email accounts back in the 1990s bc his last name was “Hacker”.

    [–] TIFU by exclaiming I don’t want a wet back. Truji11o 1 points ago in tifu

    In no way am I going to try to explain the origins of the word(s), but in the U.S., “wet back” usually refers to a person from Central America. I’m told that as the “n word” refers to a person of African descent, and thus calling someone a “wb” is the equivalent of that.

    If I am wrong, please correct me. Still learning. Always learning.

    [–] TIFU by exclaiming that I do not want a wet back. Truji11o 1 points ago in tifu

    Hope I did it properly this time. Thanks and have a great weekend!

    [–] I am living proof that nothing changes when you “have one of your own” Truji11o 17 points ago in childfree

    Thank you for your response. So much! I have no intention of sharing this info w my family. You have a good one, and if you’re ever in south Florida I’d love to buy you a drink 🙂

    [–] What do people freak out about that really isn’t a big deal? Truji11o 2 points ago in AskReddit

    She recently traveled overseas. Shocking, I know. She went with a friend who is a mirror image of herself. This is not a country with a lot of white skinned blonde ppl, as a white skinned blonde woman myself, and having traveled to said Asian country, I told her what to expect, having traveled there a few years ago. Upon. Her return “omg the ppl there. I swear they were trying to murder us. They asked for a pic with us and then put an arm around us! I swear to god that when friend and I got back to the hotel we literally took off all of our clothes and shook them bc those ppl could’ve put a tracking device on us!”

    If I’m lyin I’m dyin.

    [–] I am living proof that nothing changes when you “have one of your own” Truji11o 19 points ago in childfree

    CF person here, genuinely curious. I am under the impression that if you’re far along enough to know you’re carrying two, that’s too far along (legally) to have an abortion.

    Asking bc if my impression is not true my sister has been lying to our family for 13 years. Not that I feel the need to “out her” for having the last two willingly. Just want to find out. Thanks!

    [–] What's the most ridiculous thing you fantasize about on a semi-regular basis? Truji11o 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I miss that show. Is it available anywhere to watch now? Are You Afraid Of The Dark episodes used to be on YouTube but I think they were taken down.

    [–] “Imagine shitting something out and then it steals from you?” Truji11o 1 points ago in childfree

    Whoa now. I’ve seen two “best” suggestions. Y’all need to duke it out.

    [–] Got bingo'd by a single Dad on Hinge Truji11o 17 points ago in childfree

    PLEASE be sure to take that stroller on every means of public transport possible. The aisles are yours for the taking! Bonus points if you get a disabled person to move for you.

    [–] Manhole cover in Wiesbaden, Germany Truji11o 1 points ago in pics

    1-Blade II 2-we all float down here, Georgie.

    [–] Playing video games in the car starterpack Truji11o 8 points ago in starterpacks

    No. You forget about all those music videos (see: Big Tymers, other 2000s rap, et al) who played PS2 games in the back of their Escalades.

    [–] What do people freak out about that really isn’t a big deal? Truji11o 241 points ago in AskReddit

    My coworker! Fuck! She’s great at her job, but real life for her is miserable.

    1. She freaks out about any mode of transportation. She stopped driving to work bc “it rains sometimes”. Her BF works for the same company, but at a different location. He now drives her to work. We go out for a team lunch (BF not on our team) so she asks to ride w me. Fine. I drive a large SUV. Have for many years. I roll up to the parking lot of lunch place and whip right into a spot (prob going <5 mph). Seconds later, I put the car in park. She jumps out and yells how she’ll never ride w me again. Ok fine by me.

    2. She thinks that one soda per day (my vice) will kill one’s liver instantly. She brings it up constantly. I’ve been having a soda a day for the past 15 years. Not dead yet.

    3. She went to the gym last night and her knee hurts now. She needs to take the rest of the day off, bc (obviously) ShEs DyInG. Her kidneys must be malfunctioning bc her great uncle had knee pain once in the 1940s and died of measles.

    I’ll stop now for everyone’s benefit.

    [–] How do you seduce a farm girl? Truji11o 2 points ago in Jokes

    Feel better! You don’t have to re-do today tomorrow!

    [–] Got bingo'd by a single Dad on Hinge Truji11o 30 points ago in childfree

    I love you guys. Gave me a good chuckle. Will patiently wait for sonogram photos and hourly updates on Facebook.

    [–] German Shephard Caring for a Baby Goat Truji11o 9 points ago in aww

    And look at the GS’s proud smile!

    [–] Prescription for ice? You got it Truji11o 2 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    I do watch too much crime tv. Have a good night not murdering someone!

    [–] Wait for it... Truji11o 1 points ago in Eyebleach

    Praise Jesus! That won’t happen to me!