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    [–] MIL expects me to travel with a 4 week old as a first time Mom in the midst of a measles outbreak... Trustme_ima_doctor12 1 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Nope nope nope. No traveling with a baby that young except in emergency cases. And certainly a bad idea to expose a month old infant to that many people and you don’t know their vaccine status. Feel free to show your MIL what we do to babies that come in with a fever at less than one month old- blood work, catheterized urine specimen and a spinal tap to collect csf. They then get admitted for days for IV antibiotics to prevent death from meningitis. Nope nope nope.

    [–] AITA for telling a “friend” that at least “my breasts aren’t saggy like a pair of rotten melons” over a joke she made? Trustme_ima_doctor12 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    NTA. I used to have this same friend. She would always make comments about how she was hotter because she had bigger breasts. Completely delusional. She was so insecure, which would be fine but she had to bring others down to feel better about herself. Obviously that’s not ok. I think that is the problem here. But if she’s insecure about her breasts she doesn’t get to make fun of another woman’s body to feel good about herself.

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 3 points ago in namenerds

    It does. Nicknames aren’t super important to me because my boys have nicknames completely unrelated to their names (doodle and bubbies).

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 1 points ago in namenerds

    We talked about Evelyn but that’s fairly common too now

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 11 points ago in namenerds

    Suggestions are appreciated. That’s why I follow this sub. I like Vivian. Hadn’t considered it

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 5 points ago in namenerds

    The problem is the names I like are very common right now - Olivia, Charlotte. I’d prefer something less common without being weird. My boys are Declan and Kieran.

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 5 points ago in namenerds

    At this point I’m not really concerned about the middle name. Really need a first name though

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 1 points ago in namenerds

    I’m not super concerned about finding a middle name. Need a first name!

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 15 points ago in namenerds

    My only issue is that Beyoncé named her child Blue. And I just don’t feel like I can do that

    [–] I had a dream that I named my twin girls... Trustme_ima_doctor12 20 points ago in namenerds

    My boys middle names are Grey and Green. Haven’t picked a name yet for our daughter but she will have a color middle name as well.

    [–] Sick co-workers: stay away from me, and no, I’m not joking! Trustme_ima_doctor12 42 points ago in BabyBumps

    I literally yelled at a coworker “no means no” because she wouldn’t take no for an answer when she tried to hug me while visibly sick. We work in a fucking ER! She knows how these things spread. She doesn’t try to hug me anymore since the scream fest that occurred when she refused to respect my boundaries. I don’t give a shit if you’re a “hugger”, stay away from me.

    [–] True Trustme_ima_doctor12 7 points ago in beyondthebump

    Too true

    [–] West Jocasta and her visiting us in April Trustme_ima_doctor12 8 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Well the point is that it’s not OPs home, it’s her SONS home. So therefore OP should leave. At least according to MIL.

    [–] That's not my name! Trustme_ima_doctor12 12 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    I have the same problem with my in-laws. It never really came up that I didn’t change my name, then my husband one day mentioned that I wasn’t a “last name”. And his mom said, “well that’s a bad sign”. Yes, so bad that we’ve been married for years and have children and a wonderful home together. But god forbid I kept my maiden name- divorce must be imminent.

    [–] Ask me again if I'm sure it's not twins. Dare you. Trustme_ima_doctor12 7 points ago in BabyBumps

    I feel like this is something everyone gets asked. I wonder why it’s so prevalent

    [–] All day, every day Trustme_ima_doctor12 3 points ago in BabyBumps

    Oooh that’s a wonderful comeback. Thanks for that.

    [–] She is Back at it! MIL Says My Son Will Be Taken By CPS Because I Got Him Medical Treatment Trustme_ima_doctor12 3 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    I’m sure you know, but as an ER doctor we don’t call cps because you come to get checked out. We only do it if we are concerned about abuse. Having your baby seen because of a head injury is very common I generally see a least a couple a week. Never called cps on those patients.

    [–] In which I am Schrodinger's golddigger. Trustme_ima_doctor12 13 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Agreed. I couldn’t do it without him. Single parents are magicians as far as I am concerned.

    [–] In which I am Schrodinger's golddigger. Trustme_ima_doctor12 20 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Nah I don’t think my MIL wants this baby. She only likes my oldest. But it is true. I go to work to sleep with other men. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy at my hospital

    [–] In which I am Schrodinger's golddigger. Trustme_ima_doctor12 32 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Ah I see now. Wonder how I missed that part of the ceremony

    [–] In which I am Schrodinger's golddigger. Trustme_ima_doctor12 79 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    According to her my super manly husband had his balls chopped off when he married me then. He’s now a stay at home dad while I support the home with my job. I wonder how my husband feels being a eunuch, and I wonder whose baby I’m growing right now?