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    [–] GAME THREAD: Brewers (15-13) @ Mets (13-13) - Sun Apr 28 @ 01:10PM EDT Turtles_Are_Dope_ 10 points ago in NewYorkMets

    If Alonso hits a grand salami right here I swear to god I will ejizzulate in my pantaloons

    [–] GAME THREAD: Brewers (15-13) @ Mets (13-13) - Sun Apr 28 @ 01:10PM EDT Turtles_Are_Dope_ 3 points ago in NewYorkMets

    Ryan Braun looks like that annoying kid on your little league team who tried to copy Derek Jeter all the time

    [–] GAME THREAD: Brewers (15-13) @ Mets (13-13) - Sun Apr 28 @ 01:10PM EDT Turtles_Are_Dope_ 1 points ago in NewYorkMets

    Ok I take back what I said before he didn’t intentionally pour it on him but still what a dumbass

    [–] POST GAME THREAD: Mets 0, Phillies 6 - Wed Apr 24 Turtles_Are_Dope_ 7 points ago in NewYorkMets

    I get if you’re not used to watching Rhame pitch it looks intentional. For us it’s just another outing for him.