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    [–] She's a bit too hardcore for me Tyler1492 3 points ago in Tinder

    I mean, this is reddit. But I'm going to be nice and choose to believe this is real.

    Ahem... Uhm... You have her number?

    [–] What was the most misguided piece of advice a woman has ever given you? Tyler1492 3 points ago in AskMen

    It's like how weight and mass are different things. Yet, outside of science, they're the same.

    [–] 2meirl4meirl Tyler1492 5 points ago in 2meirl4meirl

    Care to explain?

    [–] me irl Tyler1492 1 points ago in me_irl

    Not even putting the effort into making a meme anymore because people will ignore it anyways because you're worthless and unlikable, huh?

    Me too, thanks.

    [–] Capybaras chillin in the hot tub Tyler1492 23 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    Can you actually have one as a pet? Aren't they wild animals?

    [–] Trying to adjust your balls in public without using your hands Tyler1492 2 points ago in reactiongifs

    But I've never felt the need to do it while standing in front of someone. I just need to it when I'm sitting. I guess we're talking about different variations of the same problem.

    [–] Let me mount a wild horse, WCGW? Tyler1492 21 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    Did he land on his head? Did he lose his last two neurons?

    [–] toomeirlformeirl Tyler1492 31 points ago in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

    Wait, is he depressed? He seemed like a happy wholesome guy.

    [–] Trying to adjust your balls in public without using your hands Tyler1492 14 points ago in reactiongifs

    I've never noticed that. But I'm going to be paying close attention from now on. Thank you.

    [–] Trying to adjust your balls in public without using your hands Tyler1492 9 points ago in reactiongifs

    But why do you have to shove your hands inside? I just pinch through my pants.

    [–] Trying to adjust your balls in public without using your hands Tyler1492 1 points ago in reactiongifs

    Well... yeah. But commando is uncomfortable for me. And I'd have to wash clothes much more often.

    [–] Trying to adjust your balls in public without using your hands Tyler1492 5 points ago in reactiongifs

    Same. I don't think anyone cares that much either way. Your balls, your business.

    [–] Trying to adjust your balls in public without using your hands Tyler1492 25 points ago in reactiongifs

    I do discreetly over the clothes. I don't think anyone notices. It's not like I do it while talking to them or anything. I'm just minding my own business. They should do the same.

    That, or someone should design bras for balls.

    [–] He shoots, he scores! Tyler1492 32 points ago in funny

    Wait, wait, wait, so my man boobs are actually just boobs?

    [–] Offering pizza to London marathon runners Tyler1492 1 points ago in funny

    The chances are slim. But better safe than sorry.

    [–] HMB while I finish this 'Wrestling' match. Tyler1492 142 points ago in holdmybeer

    I mean, what did he think would happen?

    Definitely nothing good could come out of that.

    But of course, he might not have thought anything at all.

    [–] 2meirl4meirl Tyler1492 398 points ago in 2meirl4meirl

    Right now, I just want to graduate. After that, I hope I get run over or something. Otherwise I'll be even more lost than I already am.

    [–] Offering pizza to London marathon runners Tyler1492 8 points ago in funny

    We would go outside but there are people out there

    FTFY

    [–] Offering pizza to London marathon runners Tyler1492 45 points ago in funny

    I mean. Yeah, rejection is kinda cruel. But it could also have drugs or poison or whatever. So, it's understandable that they didn't took him up on his offer. Gotta be careful.