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    [–] Everything ok here, Insomniac? UknowmeimGui 1 points ago in raimimemes

    Is this a reference to some thing that happened recently like a tweet?

    [–] why eat out of plates when we can eat out of toilets UknowmeimGui 27 points ago in WeWantPlates

    As a Brazilian, with just a quick glance and I knew 110% this is Brazil.

    [–] Murdered by robots UknowmeimGui 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Oh shit, I always thought it was deep-seeded :/

    /r/boneappletea for me

    [–] These are mega explosions UknowmeimGui 1 points ago in youseeingthisshit

    They went from giggles to shitting their pants real quick

    [–] Anon is living the Dream UknowmeimGui 5 points ago in 4chan

    Unless you hate them. Then it's torture.

    [–] Rice farming 101 UknowmeimGui 2 points ago in HistoryMemes

    I don't know why, but this meme made me legit laugh out loud. First time in a long time! Thank you OP!

    [–] You know who you are UknowmeimGui 1 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    I work retail. We're told to say happy holidays because we can't assume everyone we help celebrates Christmas. Why don't people get that Hanukkah is also happening around this time of year?

    [–] Posting it again, lets get this to lwiay UknowmeimGui 1 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    They gotta somehow reach out to both Kassem G and Ray William Johnson.

    [–] They be mad like you insulted their ancestors UknowmeimGui 2 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    Honestly, as an Android user, it's the total opposite. Almost everyone around me has an iPhone, especially at work, and they won't shut up about my 'weird phone' or how 'shitty' it is because it's not an iPhone and it doesn't have iMessage.

    [–] What are the best life hacks for poor people? UknowmeimGui 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Sir, your Renoir has been 14 days overdue!

    I know, but it looks so good over my fireplace.

    [–] I led a cigarette clean up at college yesterday! UknowmeimGui 1 points ago in pics

    I was honestly impressed with the Japanese approach of having designated smoking areas (that are usually secluded and we'll ventilated) it really felt more comfortable as a smoker knowing that I could do what I had to, not bother anyone and not litter, and these areas were readily available throughout Tokyo and Kyoto (the 2 places I visited).

    [–] "But it's MY shift." UknowmeimGui -5 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    I'm so confused about this post, are we saying the choosing beggar is the coworker or the person in the photo?

    [–] CB Restaurant Announcement UknowmeimGui 2 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    I mean I work at a small retail store representing a big corporate brand. We create accounts for every customer to keep track of purchase history should they ever want to return or exchange without a receipt or get the same thing they got in the past.

    We ask for your email as part of the account creation process, but we don't have any spam or newsletters sent out, we literally just use it to send out store coupons occasionally throughout the year, and they are store only coupons that you wouldn't find online.