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    [–] hmmm Waluigifan 12 points ago in hmmm

    /r/THEYDIDTHEMONSTERMATH

    [–] Yes yes Waluigifan 22 points ago in dankmemes

    r/hailcorporate

    [–] me irl Waluigifan 2 points ago in me_irl

    lmao nah, I can't afford a switch. Brawl is still the best game imo, so I have that.

    [–] JJ Watt calls out his own team 😂 Waluigifan 1 points ago in quityourbullshit

    Honestly, I would. I fucking love vanilla. It's a matter of opinion, though.

    [–] me irl Waluigifan 3 points ago in me_irl

    BRAWL!

    [–] MRW smash ultimate arrives and my friends find out Waluigifan 3 points ago in shittyreactiongifs

    That's not shitty. It's beautiful.

    [–] Top Post Of All Time! Thank You!! Please Be Gentle With My Corpse. Waluigifan 2 points ago in comics

    Who is?

    [–] Blood and Iron. Waluigifan 1 points ago in HistoryMemes

    Blood and Iron!

    [–] Anyone planning on polluting as much as possible? Waluigifan 19 points ago in civ

    Perfectly bal- No. I'm not doing this. Enough Thanos spam.

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    [How the Hell] Could Poison Ivy [DC 616], with the help of LeBron James, bioengineer a plant that survives, no, thrives on being watered with only Sprite Cranberry? (self.whowouldwin)
    • submitted ago by Waluigifan to whowouldwin

    [–] I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. Waluigifan 3 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    That's good, except for Goomba. I hope he's okay.

    [–] I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. Waluigifan 3 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    But is the monkey okay?

    [–] I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. Waluigifan 6 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    Okay. That's good.

    [–] I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. Waluigifan 7 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    But the monkey is okay?

    [–] I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. Waluigifan 4 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    What does he want? I'll pay for it.

    [–] mine would be tokaem Waluigifan 2 points ago in tumblr

    Pajopa. It sounds Indian.

    [–] Unmarried pregnant teacher fired from Catholic school. The Catholics urge women who are unmarried and pregnant not to have an abortion, but they will fire them from their jobs so that they can't support their baby. Makes complete sense. /s #ProBirth #NotProLife Waluigifan 4 points ago in atheism

    It's admittedly rare, but some churches donate their proceeds to charity. I think that they should be the rule, but as it is they're the exception.

    [–] I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. Waluigifan 68 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    oh

    [–] I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. Waluigifan 60 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    Cool. Does he want to go back to the jungle, maybe a wildlife sanctuary?

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    I wish that the Monkey's Paw would act similar to a starfish arm and regrow an entire monkey. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)
    submitted ago by Waluigifan to TheMonkeysPaw

    [–] We all know the villains who have a point. What villains are just completely irredeemable monsters? Waluigifan 0 points ago in AskReddit

    In BOTW, the old man has ashen-grey skin under his hood. His white hair could be due to age, and he definitely has Ganondorf's nose.

    [–] We all know the villains who have a point. What villains are just completely irredeemable monsters? Waluigifan 0 points ago in AskReddit

    There is, in BOTW. Calamity Canon that you fight in the end is the curse placed upon Link and Zelda by Demise, to endlessly reincarnate with them and cause no end of strife. The old man in BOTW is Ganondorf himself, the man who was separated from the curse.

    [–] Ho Ho Ho; A Christmas CYOA Waluigifan 1 points ago in makeyourchoice

    My build is to be as kind as possible. I'm SANTA! I'm not gonna twist the holiday!

    Santa Archetype:

    • Holy. (+1 Miracle, take no SLH)

    I generally like to go it alone, and those miracles allow me to do a world of good!

    Reindeer:

    • Goat.

    Personal preference, I just like goats.

    Santa's Little Helpers:

    • None.

    Elves? Nahhh.

    Treats:

    • Gingerbread.

    You'll see why I choose this later.

    Miracles: (+1!)

    • Home for Christmas.
    • Letters for Santa.
    • Manifesto.
    • Mercy.

    With these, I can do the most good to the world.

    Presents:

    • Nice:
      • Electronics!
    • Naughty:
      • Phonies. Electronics, a lot of kids are into video games nowadays, myself included. I used to spend hours on my old Game Boy, and I want to spread that kind of virtual joy to all who want it! That's also why I took the Letters and Manifesto, EVERYBODY'S GETTING A SWITCH! That said, there are those who want more material gifts, and I don't want them to be left out. That's why I chose gingerbread, so I can get the best of both worlds!

    I'm not too big on punishment, myself. I'm hoping that the Phonies will teach them a lesson without doing any lasting damage.

    Rewards:

    • Long Tradition.

    I'm willing to be Santa til the end of time if I can!

    Lastly, credit to /u/Matti-96 for the formatting that I definitely didn't steal from them. Definitely.

    [–] I have $20. Should I get a steam card and wait for the Christmas sale, or supplement our groceries with $20 worth of pepper jack cheese? Waluigifan 29 points ago in shittyaskreddit

    Uhhh, any self-respecting mouse? Check your privilege.

    [–] I have $20. Should I get a steam card and wait for the Christmas sale, or supplement our groceries with $20 worth of pepper jack cheese? Waluigifan 7 points ago in shittyaskreddit

    Check the subreddit.