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    [–] Short and sweet WildlifePolicyChick 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    I read "gets raped faggot [and] go die" as like, he was hoping your mom contracted a disease called "raped faggot".

    [–] I [24F] don't know whether I want to continue dating my bf [24M], but am afraid to make a mistake WildlifePolicyChick 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    I don't know about that. I mean, I can only speak from personal experience (and friends') but I've been with my guy for about 11 years. My heart still leaps when he walks in the door. :)

    [–] Well, this is my Instagram. WildlifePolicyChick 2 points ago in creepyasterisks

    Oh my god. I think I'm sorry I asked! barf.

    [–] I [24F] don't know whether I want to continue dating my bf [24M], but am afraid to make a mistake WildlifePolicyChick 3 points ago in relationship_advice

    You've been dating since you were 19, right? And this is your first serious relationship. Here are a couple of things to think about:

    1. You have no frame of reference when it comes to other relationships, other men, other sex. Is that okay with you? Life is long and there are a billion men out there. It is very, very unlikely that he will be the best thing that ever happened to you. Maybe he was the best thing when you were 20! Maybe he isn't now. Things, relationships, people change.
    2. About proposing and marriage. A lot of people get caught up with society dictating Time to marry/Time to buy a house/Time to have kids. Don't get caught up in that. Were you thinking about getting married because 'it was time', or because you wanted to marry HIM and live your life with HIM?
    3. Listen to your gut. You say yourself you are bored. You have been with this guy basically your whole adult life. Are you the same person today that you were at 18? Probably not. Are you going to be the same person you are now in 5 years time? Probably not. Have you grown together? Has he been your support, your cheerleader?
    4. If you want romance, and he is not romantic and does not give you that spark - this is not going to change. Recognize who he is. Examine your relationship as it is RIGHT NOW. Once you do that, then decide, is this the relationship I want for another five years? 10 years? the rest of my life? Be brutally honest with yourself.
    5. You can love someone and think he's cute and even think he'd make a good husband, but that doesn't mean he is the one for you.
    6. Recognize that relationships grow and change and sometimes fade. Some last years or decades; some don't. That doesn't mean it was a failure or a mistake. It just means you've outgrown it.
    7. If you want romance and spark and just...more....you should try to find it. Don't settle out of fear or complacency because that is the path to regret and resentment. Life may be long but it is also short.

    Good luck Internet Friend!

    [–] Well, this is my Instagram. WildlifePolicyChick 2 points ago in creepyasterisks

    Okay I'm apparently old - what is 'owo', 'pp', and 'uwu'? At least I know what nom is lol.

    [–] I have knowledge of a murder that occurred. If I come forward to authorities, what are my rights? WildlifePolicyChick 3 points ago in legaladvice

    1. Reread the post. The homicide was committed before the OP knew the suspect.
    2. I did not advise her to not retain counsel. This sub is for general legal advice and OP already had several comments about retaining counsel. I'm not going to repeat what half a dozen others have already pointed out.

    PS. I am a lawyer.

    [–] PLEASE put a TLDR at the bottom of wall of text posts. WildlifePolicyChick 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    Lord God yes. A TLDR is so helpful, so I know what I'm supposed to be paying attention to.

    [–] I’m (17M) dealing with my first heartbreak and really need advice WildlifePolicyChick 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    You will be okay - it just takes time and distance. All relationships are opportunity for growth and learning. You learned here not to take people and your time together for granted. That will make your next relationship better.

    Try to distract yourself. Put your mind into something. Good luck.

    [–] Me [18 M] Need advice on an event that is due to happen in two days from now. WildlifePolicyChick 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    Holy COW what the hell? So, she's just being invited because the host wants to have sex with her? And she does not know this? And she is not interested in him? AND YOU ARE WORRIED SHE MIGHT HAVE TO CALL YOU FOR HELP?

    What is WRONG with you and your friends? Women aren't objects, or animals to be herded unknowingly to slaughter.

    Do not let this woman go to this guy's place!

    [–] Picking out a Birthday cake? WildlifePolicyChick 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    Get a flat sheet cake. Decorate it to make it look like a film clapperboard.

    Fill out the spaces for scene/shot/film/etc with his name and birthdate etc.

    Easy!

    [–] Am i being scammed for a time barred debt? WildlifePolicyChick 1 points ago in legaladvice

    This is a scam.

    Until there is a knock at your door, with someone asking for a signature for process, you have nothing to worry about.

    [–] AITA for not accepting rejection? WildlifePolicyChick 49 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    Being rejected is not the same thing as getting fucked over emotionally.

    Your approach is incredibly petulant and childish. Please start taking rejection with a little more grace.

    [–] AITA for not accepting rejection? WildlifePolicyChick 42 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    It's not a contractual obligation, you dope. People get to know each other (as in, be friends) and IF there is a spark that BOTH parties feel, THEN MAYBE the two of them date.

    No one owes you anything.

    [–] AITA for not accepting rejection? WildlifePolicyChick 36 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    YTA. Women are not vending machines. You can't put in Friend Coins expecting sex to eventually come out.

    [–] AITA for the way I reacted when my family asked me to donate my kidney to my great-aunt? WildlifePolicyChick 2 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    NTA. Holy cow, all of this is wrong. Bad time for them to bring it up; You can say to being an organ donor for any reason at all (I did!); and it is seriously against the law to pay someone for an organ.

    I think your response was perfectly reasonable considering the circumstances.

    [–] AITA because my husband saw my post and says he wants to leave me and sue me? Says he wants an annulment and is considering suing me for defamation of character. WildlifePolicyChick 16 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AmItheAsshole

    You have grounds for annulment if you want that.

    He cannot sue you for defamation, he has no case. Even if he did have a case, no attorney would take it unless you are very wealthy and could pay damages. Even if he did have a case and you could pay damages, it would become public record that he has a micropenis and intentionally hid that fact from you.

    So ignore that noise and do what is best for you. Thank you for the update and good luck!

    ETA: Like with slander and libel, the statement has to be public and has to cause actual damage. Another point in your favor is it is the truth, which is an absolute defense.