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    [–] Getting texted (m) out of the blue by former coworker (f) Willlll 45 points ago in trashy

    Anal sex is a lot like broccoli. If you are forced to have a lot when you are young you won't like it when you grow up.

    [–] Can't wait to go see the new Lion King! Willlll 13 points ago in WTF

    Cat's dicks don't even point that direction...

    [–] You can’t spell American without Erica! Willlll 89 points ago in StrangerThings

    Can't spell England without Gland.

    [–] Clean wavedash flick Willlll 2 points ago in RocketLeague

    That's a rocket pass explosion called Poof.

    It's just a tiny poof of smoke.

    [–] Sorry Willlll 1 points ago in thenorulessubreddit


    [–] not the best lighting, but hopefully my boobs make up for it 😁 Willlll 3 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in AsiansGoneWild

    This is reddit. The only thing Redditors jerk off to more than Asian QTs is piracy.

    [–] 'Unfit to be president': Full text of House impeachment resolution on Trump Willlll 1 points ago in politics

    You can't just be vague and run back to your quarantined sub. Show us some examples.

    [–] Put my face in FaceApp 6 times Willlll 1 points ago in awfuleverything

    They'd still have to find proof that the body double diddled kids.

    [–] be carefull fellas Willlll 217 points ago in trashy

    Probably shouldn't be having sex if you don't trust each other to that extent.

    [–] Impressed by this actor’s ability to bring a spineless, given up on life, barely there for his family, scared of everything and quite useless human being Willlll 1 points ago in StrangerThings

    My guess is that he is a civilian that was contracted by the Govt to help build the lab.

    When shit went down they agreed to pay him a severance to stfu and lay low.

    He'll either heroically sacrifice himself or show El how to bring the whole thing down.

    [–] 🔥 Momma possum walking along with a full family 🔥 Willlll 55 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    In April 1988, Wahlberg assaulted a middle-aged Vietnamese man (named Trinh) on the street, calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit" and knocking him unconscious with a large wooden stick. Wahlberg attacked a second Vietnamese man later the same day, punching him in the eye. When Wahlberg was arrested and returned to the scene of the first assault, he told police officers: "I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker whose head I split open." Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'". Wahlberg was charged with attempted murder, pleaded guilty to assault, and was sentenced to two years in jail, butserved only 45 days of his sentence.[

    Wahlberg believed he had left Trinh permanently blind in one eye.

    [–] 🔥 Momma possum walking along with a full family 🔥 Willlll 35 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    In June 1986, when Wahlberg was 15 years old, he and three friends chased after three black children while yelling "Kill the nigger, kill the nigger" and throwing rocks at them. The next day, Wahlberg and others followed a group of schoolchildren taking a field trip on a beach, yelled racial epithets at them, threw rocks at them and "summoned other people who joined" in the harassment. In August 1986, civil action was filed against Wahlberg for violating the civil rights of his victims, and the case was settled the next month.

    [–] Meth is a hell of a drug Willlll 331 points ago in trashy

    Bath Salts and Beyond

    [–] DoorDash driver eating customer’s food Willlll 3 points ago in trashy

    Door Dash did this to the place I work at. We'd get phone calls with orders. Their driver would show up and pay for the food and deliver it.

    Whoever set it up used a 6 year old menu with stuff on it we didn't even make anymore.

    [–] DoorDash driver eating customer’s food Willlll 1 points ago in trashy

    I work at a small mom and pop restaurant and they just randomly started calling Door Dash orders in one day. We didn't have any instructions or even have anyone explain what the service was.

    After 2 orders being called in and never picked up we just started ignoring their calls. Fuck getting chewed out by random people who never got their food.

    [–] AOC fact-checked Trump's tweet seemingly telling her to 'go back' to 'broken and crime infested' country: I 'come from' the US Willlll 1 points ago in politics

    Lots of people saw what happened a few years ago when Hillary ran on the "I'm not Trump!" platform. Centrist weren't enough to win.

    We need to bring young people to the polls and they hate the status quo. Sometimes you have to rock the boat.

    [–] Donald Trump tells AOC and Ilhan Omar to 'go back' to their 'original' countries Willlll 6 points ago in politics

    He also plays super nice with the country that bankrolled 9/11 and chops up American citizens.

    [–] HMFT after I take a spinning back kick to the head Willlll 354 points ago in holdmyfeedingtube

    It seems like it really messed him up. He never really went HAM like that in a fight after this.