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    [–] Hong Kong police charge towards protesters Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in PublicFreakout

    You're right CLEARY NOTHING he was doing was IN ANYWAY insulting at all you know? Insulting, being rude? Like your comment?

    You got me dude, completely respectful

    [–] Red on red great idea Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in CrappyDesign

    So after reading that, just to save anyone a read, the girl who was allegedly (im not a lawyer but read obviously) epstein's sex slave of ~16 years old, was flying with Epstein when they picked up Matt for some reason which we can't know for legal reasons.

    During the flight epstein demanded she rub Matt's feet because she was (as she self described) "fan-girling" at him asking many questions.

    Unfortunately his feet were quite disgusting (um-trimmed yellow toe nails, sweaty, sock fuzz stuck to them) so she had to wash them first with a wash cloth.

    She said he was nice enough to sketch her 2 favorite characters (Bart and Homer) for her, and sign them to my biggest fan! So she could give them as gifts to her family.

    Don't get me wrong it doesn't exactly paint the Simpson's creator in a POSITIVE light, but holy crap some of the journalism is a little sensational.

    And as a victim of statutory rape I'm not suggesting he's a fucking angel, but damn dude the creator of the Simpsons just sounds like a nice guy with shitty foot hygiene and like a who dude who picks even worse company to fly with (at least) one time(that we legally know of, as of typing this comment).

    [–] Seems you know a lot of history Witch_Doctor_Seuss 4 points ago in iamverysmart

    I read this all in Morgan Freeman's voice I appreciate you sharing cheers!

    [–] After Life of Incalculable Harm, Billionaire Climate Denialist and Right-Wing Villain David Koch Dead at 79 Witch_Doctor_Seuss 13 points ago in politics

    No they want to keep you barely AFLOAT literally. Uh oh your life preserver subscription is about to run out. Cough it up or sink straight down.

    [–] Acting all tuff at first and the he just starts running Witch_Doctor_Seuss 7 points ago in PublicFreakout

    (I somewhat agree but depending on the circumstances the parents or adults in the formative years can potentially hold some amount of culpability [again not in all cases but situationally] Just sayin)