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    [–] They used PC footage for the SUPERHOT trailer on the eshop, as shown by the ‘press “R” to restart instantly’ Witch_Doctor_Seuss 2 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    No afford beet. Only need. Such is life in Latvia.

    [–] Hong Kong police charge towards protesters Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in PublicFreakout

    You're right CLEARY NOTHING he was doing was IN ANYWAY insulting at all you know? Insulting, being rude? Like your comment?

    You got me dude, completely respectful

    [–] Red on red great idea Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in CrappyDesign

    So after reading that, just to save anyone a read, the girl who was allegedly (im not a lawyer but read obviously) epstein's sex slave of ~16 years old, was flying with Epstein when they picked up Matt for some reason which we can't know for legal reasons.

    During the flight epstein demanded she rub Matt's feet because she was (as she self described) "fan-girling" at him asking many questions.

    Unfortunately his feet were quite disgusting (um-trimmed yellow toe nails, sweaty, sock fuzz stuck to them) so she had to wash them first with a wash cloth.

    She said he was nice enough to sketch her 2 favorite characters (Bart and Homer) for her, and sign them to my biggest fan! So she could give them as gifts to her family.

    Don't get me wrong it doesn't exactly paint the Simpson's creator in a POSITIVE light, but holy crap some of the journalism is a little sensational.

    And as a victim of statutory rape I'm not suggesting he's a fucking angel, but damn dude the creator of the Simpsons just sounds like a nice guy with shitty foot hygiene and like a who dude who picks even worse company to fly with (at least) one time(that we legally know of, as of typing this comment).

    [–] They used PC footage for the SUPERHOT trailer on the eshop, as shown by the ‘press “R” to restart instantly’ Witch_Doctor_Seuss 6 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    Such is life in Latvia.

    [–] Hong Kong police charge towards protesters Witch_Doctor_Seuss -4 points ago in PublicFreakout

    I'd say it's probably a bit of both

    [–] What is the most useless fact you know? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 6 points ago in AskReddit

    What is this amateur hour? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Massive armadillo unearthed during construction Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in WTF

    Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Google refused to call out China over disinformation about Hong Kong — unlike Facebook and Twitter — and it could reignite criticism of its links to Beijing Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in technology

    I appreciate both of you, cheers!

    [–] Google refused to call out China over disinformation about Hong Kong — unlike Facebook and Twitter — and it could reignite criticism of its links to Beijing Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in technology

    So we should set the default to controversial sorting? I wish that doing that wouldn't just bring the most toxic polarizing things to the top. It's w rough issue but I'm not sure I know a good solution.

    [–] Seems you know a lot of history Witch_Doctor_Seuss 4 points ago in iamverysmart

    I read this all in Morgan Freeman's voice I appreciate you sharing cheers!

    [–] After Life of Incalculable Harm, Billionaire Climate Denialist and Right-Wing Villain David Koch Dead at 79 Witch_Doctor_Seuss 13 points ago in politics

    No they want to keep you barely AFLOAT literally. Uh oh your life preserver subscription is about to run out. Cough it up or sink straight down.

    [–] Acting all tuff at first and the he just starts running Witch_Doctor_Seuss 7 points ago in PublicFreakout

    (I somewhat agree but depending on the circumstances the parents or adults in the formative years can potentially hold some amount of culpability [again not in all cases but situationally] Just sayin)

    [–] Whistleblower gives House Dems evidence of "inappropriate" conduct on Trump tax returns Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in politics

    You sound like a centrist 🤔

    [–] ELI5: can critters with exoskeletons (eg spiders, crabs, insects) feel things touching the exoskeleton? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    Yes the only question was where he kept his lich's phylactery, and what was it? The shroud of Turin perhaps? 🤔

    [–] ELI5: can critters with exoskeletons (eg spiders, crabs, insects) feel things touching the exoskeleton? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    If you check my comment history you'll find Jesus was a beetle 🐞 actually.

    [–] ELI5: can critters with exoskeletons (eg spiders, crabs, insects) feel things touching the exoskeleton? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    happy to oblige, cheers!

    [–] What a steal! Witch_Doctor_Seuss 13 points ago in delusionalartists

    🤔

    [–] Csgo major has 40 min delay, luckily the players know how to entertain themselves Witch_Doctor_Seuss 6 points ago in LivestreamFail

    YUUUUGE

    [–] found in my great-grandmother's house in rural tennessee. can't get the cap open. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 4 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in whatisthisthing

    You're welcome

    Happy cake day as well!

    [–] [WP] Gordon Ramsay has to deal with one of his most difficult restaurants yet, the failing undersea restaurant 'The Chum Bucket' created by Sheldon J. Plankton. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 11 points ago in WritingPrompts

    Even if it wasn't blank it will be pretty hard to read a page covered in thousand island dressing I'd imagine 🤔

    [–] Seems you know a lot of history Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in iamverysmart

    Go on.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] found in my great-grandmother's house in rural tennessee. can't get the cap open. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 297 points ago in whatisthisthing

    I couldn't get the cap off!

    [–] ELI5: can critters with exoskeletons (eg spiders, crabs, insects) feel things touching the exoskeleton? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 163 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in explainlikeimfive

    Spiders are also quite reluctant to get haircuts.

    [–] Csgo major has 40 min delay, luckily the players know how to entertain themselves Witch_Doctor_Seuss 101 points ago in LivestreamFail

    Gamer moment intensifies

    [–] Just a regular day in the local McDonald’s Witch_Doctor_Seuss 4 points ago in PublicFreakout

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)