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    [–] Irrational Treasure Witch_Doctor_Seuss 5 points ago in videos

    Wizards with guns continue to be criminally underrated in my opinion.

    [–] Scientists fired from cancer centre after being accused of 'stealing research for China.' Witch_Doctor_Seuss 7 points ago in technology

    Gotta be top 5 for sure.

    [–] How to steal an ATM. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 109 points ago in WTF

    Found the real pro.

    [–] Lil Dicky - Earth Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in videos

    Given the "no klan" shit I am legitimately frightened by the prospect of there being anything worse that they didn't talk about on the podcast...

    [–] Lil Dicky - Earth Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in videos

    Thank you so much friend!

    [–] Lil Dicky - Earth Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in videos

    Any idea about how far into the podcast they discuss it? Just scrubbing through I'm having trouvle finding it and I don't have time to look thoroughly at the moment.

    Edit: wow YIKES.

    [–] Maybe this appeals to a...specific audience? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in delusionalartists

    You are truly a wise soul.

    [–] I had a mild stroke reading this Witch_Doctor_Seuss 16 points ago in dontdeadopeninside

    MORE COOKIES FOR THE COOKIE GOD.

    [–] TIL 50 Cent once bought 200 front row seats to a Ja Rule concert just to leave them empty Witch_Doctor_Seuss 32 points ago in todayilearned

    Well I guess you should've checked Connecticut sooner ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] TIL that in an attempt to enforce Prohibition, the Prohibition Bureau began adding poison to industrial alcohol to prevent its consumption, killing between 10,000 and 50,000 people. This was supported by people like Wayne Wheeler, who argued that the victims had committed suicide by breaking the law Witch_Doctor_Seuss 0 points ago in todayilearned

    I don't care how quickly he did it he still shouldn't have fricked those kids.

    [–] ELI5: How does your fingerprint grow back? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    I totally understand.

    And oh geez I can't even imagine what that would be like. I hope you're doing better now at least!

    [–] ELI5: How does your fingerprint grow back? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 7 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    Whoah that sounds thoroughly awful!

    If it's not too personal what happened exactly?

    [–] i have done such a good edit Witch_Doctor_Seuss 4 points ago in dankmemes

    Yer a WIZARD /u/DankMemesKing777!

    [–] Have you purchased a game you regret buying on the Switch? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    Godly Corp

    Literally won't load. Got to the menu screen once and it still froze as soon as I tried to actually start.

    [–] This is what an Igloo looks like when you build a fire inside. The fire inside melts the inner layer of ice, and the cold outside refreezes it adding a layer of insulation that can keep the igloo at 60° inside while it's -50° outside. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 23 points ago in interestingasfuck

    And I imagine even getting it right would be a cold process until you're finished but what do I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] Rachel you better be ready Witch_Doctor_Seuss 8 points ago in videos

    This is for /u/alexisnothere you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch watch I'm coming to fuck you up cause you got me fucked up gonna sit up there and try to do that little aundry was shit bitch you aundry since the first day I came up there talking about a bitch that had on pajamas but you walking around here in some ten dollar ass jeans on dirty dusty white bitch sit up there behind that counter smelling like cheese bitch stinky fat white ass bitch and you gonna try to not answer this phone I'm coming to fuck you up I'm telling you you better remember who I am cause bitch you gonna run when you see me cause I'm coming to fuck you up bitch wanna sit up and play me about my motherfuckin money wanna play about my motherfuckin money bitch you gonna sit up there and try to do that bitch little do you know little do you know I know enough people watch I'm coming to fuck you up I'm promise you that i promise you I'm coming to fuck you up you fat stinky white bitch thin haired yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass bitch you stink you smell like fucking cheese and you got that trifflin ass attitude Imma beat that attitude up out you bitch watch you treat everybody like that all these old black people that you do like that you in the wrong position you trifflin ass racist ass white bitch thats why don't nobody fuck with you cause you trifflin and you racist bitch sit up there and did all this shit and I told you what the fuck was going on gonna tell me that I worked at that motherfuckin job when I'm telling you the fuck I didn't bitch why the fuck would I lie about some shit like that watch I finna come there and beat your motherfuckin ass you better not get out that car bitch I'm telling you fucking-

    [–] c&b torture sign me up Witch_Doctor_Seuss 17 points ago in DeepFriedMemes

    BEST shark tank episode.

    [–] My boyfriend came across this while installing Skyrim mods. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 5 points ago in badwomensanatomy

    Ah yes, a rare case of chaise lounge spine.

    [–] meirl Witch_Doctor_Seuss 16 points ago in meirl

    Niel "Smoka DeGrass" Tyson

    [–] Guy I used to work with tried to sell this when he moved Witch_Doctor_Seuss 25 points ago in delusionalartists

    Water smellin'?

    [–] Filthy Frank and the Neophytes of Philosophy Witch_Doctor_Seuss 2 points ago in iamverysmart

    Hey now! Me and my friends also got some mileage out of YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BARTENEDER! But yeah... It was just those two lines and every few minutes one of us would highlight incredulously THEY'RE STILL GOING WITH THESE CAMERA ANGLES ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    Definitely on the dryer side in terms of so bad it's good movie watching experiences I've had lol

    [–] Filthy Frank and the Neophytes of Philosophy Witch_Doctor_Seuss 12 points ago in iamverysmart

    DO YOU WANT LUNCH?

    [–] Wholesome April fools Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in wholesomememes

    The only?! Sounds to me like someone's never heard of water chipping 😎

    [–] pops not about that life! Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in PublicFreakout

    🎶"It's hip to be flair!" 🎶

    [–] TIL that a man spent 60 hours underwater, in total darkness, after his vessel capsized and sunk to the bottom of the sea. He was discovered alive by divers sent to recover dead bodies. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 2 points ago in todayilearned

    Precisely.