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    [–] Looks like Phil saw the skull vodka video... Witch_Doctor_Seuss 5 points ago in JonTron

    I HAVE TOO KNOW PHIL, HOW TERMINATED IS YOUR ALCHOHOL?!?

    [–] "Our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning" Witch_Doctor_Seuss 23 points ago in BrandNewSentence

    Fuckin' gottem

    [–] Rewatching Baywatch...Background kid on point Witch_Doctor_Seuss 7 points ago in funny

    But I like HIS answer better!

    [–] Recipe of trebuchet Witch_Doctor_Seuss 16 points ago in trebuchetmemes

    Please report back o7

    [–] No means no. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 2 points ago in interestingasfuck

    /r/brandnewsentence

    [–] Guy wanted to buy almost 4500 worth of reptiles and equipment for 800, then wanted to fight me because I declined. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 38 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Official Invite Requests - Round 9 Witch_Doctor_Seuss 1 points ago in tildes

    So I hear invites are pretty cool...

    [–] TIL of the Son of Sam laws that state convicted criminals cannot profit in any way from their crimes whether it be from books, tv, film, etc. All proceeds from these deals go directly to the victims or their families. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 76 points ago in todayilearned

    BLAST! The prefect crime!

    [–] What's a movie you refuse to watch for one reason or another? Witch_Doctor_Seuss 13 points ago in AskReddit

    I just read the Wikipedia plot summary, seriously FUCK anyone who would do that. Like... Holy shit just why?

    [–] Amazon is reconsidering NY headquarters site because of local opposition, Washington Post reports Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in business

    YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!

    [–] A pen my teacher gave me Witch_Doctor_Seuss 89 points ago in CrappyDesign

    Not necessarily. It could just be a very long pen.

    [–] TIL After the death of the first Chinese emperor, Shi Huangdi, his second oldest son forged a letter in the emperor's name, stating that the eldest son is to commit suicide and the second oldest son would become emperor. That plan worked. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 262 points ago in todayilearned

    I'd rather live in post scarcity times

    [–] New Poster for Jordan Peele’s ‘Us’ Witch_Doctor_Seuss 9 points ago in movies

    GO BUY MOAR EGGS FOR BOOOORT!

    [–] Metro Exodus Developer's Response Witch_Doctor_Seuss 48 points ago in Games

    Well I'm zold.

    [–] Lights Out Witch_Doctor_Seuss 5 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago) in videos

    These guys are my favorite small sketch channel on YouTube and the rate of improvement they've shown is incredible. And that's really saying something since they had a lot of talent to begin with (as anyone who's seen its just business would attest to).

    I'm really excited to see what these guys put out in the next two years.

    [–] Found it! Its 59$ here in Canada Witch_Doctor_Seuss 5 points ago in JonTron

    Does this cool bottle have... VODKA in it?!

    [–] “So, Mr. President, what’s your first priority? Health care? Foreign affairs?” “No. I’m gonna get me whatever is in that birdfeeder across the way.” Witch_Doctor_Seuss 11 points ago in americandad

    Haha yes!

    [–] I have leaked what the next Knack game will be called Witch_Doctor_Seuss 13 points ago in videogamedunkey

    I think you mean knack2knack

    Ala jungle2jungle.

    [–] Sure hun Witch_Doctor_Seuss 25 points ago in thatHappened

    "good sir, what ever is your name?!"

    [–] Cashier bro looking out for a regular Witch_Doctor_Seuss 48 points ago in wholesomememes

    Your place or mine? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Shout out to girls who only use these apps for free food. Witch_Doctor_Seuss 7 points ago in Tinder

    Damn, why didn't I think of that!

    [–] Piranha Plant just went public! Invest early! Witch_Doctor_Seuss 31 points ago in MemeEconomy

    ...Bad bot?

    [–] Whatever Wednesday - We are back in business Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in rapbattles

    Talk that drug shit.

    [–] 2.0.0 Official Character Changes/Patch Notes Witch_Doctor_Seuss 24 points ago in smashbros

    But did they add piranha plant tho?

    [–] This hummingbird's colors are insane! Witch_Doctor_Seuss 3 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Well there's only one way to solve this mystery!

    sparks lighter