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    [–] What Band Is Your Favorite One-Hit Wonder? Why? WorldsGreatestPoop 2 points ago in AskReddit

    They had several singles from that album, even in the USA.

    [–] cum to me baby Whoa? WorldsGreatestPoop 0 points ago in AskReddit

    I make sex with your ancestor

    [–] If aliens exist why don’t they say hi? WorldsGreatestPoop 1 points ago in AskReddit

    It may not be that cynical. We may be being protected like an I contacted tribe and the ethical means of contact is for us to find them on our own.

    [–] If aliens exist why don’t they say hi? WorldsGreatestPoop 1 points ago in AskReddit

    They are too far away and haven’t found us yet. Or they may choose not to because we are too unpredictable and primitive for them to ethically challenge our natural way of life.

    [–] What are some totally legitimate reasons to hire a Private Investigator? WorldsGreatestPoop 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Your husband was murdered by your father after a failed smear attempt because he uncovered a plot to dry out orchards and buy the land for cheap under the names of elderly residents of a nursing home in order to develop the new suburbs of the San Fernando Valley. Also your father got you pregnant so your daughter is also your sister.

    [–] Who do you think ordered the assassination of RFK & why? WorldsGreatestPoop 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Sirhan Sirhan did because Kennedy expressed support for the existence of Israel.

    [–] He had never seen snow before in his life, but he finally saw it yesterday at his work WorldsGreatestPoop 5 points ago in gifs

    Imperial units make no sense but Fahrenheit is just as random as Celsius. It’s not like you innately can feel that it’s a quarter of the boiling point of pure water at sea level outside.