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    [–] This is the only man who knows how to play this game Yarthkins 1 points ago in gaming

    The choking spectator didn't even give any thanks for the emergency tracheotomy.

    [–] Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way Yarthkins 23 points ago in gaming

    Just recently discovered you can get Very Large Ember in Dark Souls before fighting any bosses.

    [–] OH LAWD HE COMIN Yarthkins 3 points ago in aww

    I had one as a kid and was similarly surprised when I first saw her run on her wheel, hedgehogs really do gotta go fast.... had to pay for an expensive wheel designed specifically for hedgehogs and then spent years having to scrape shit off of the thing.

    [–] Counterstrike Yarthkins 3 points ago in ImGoingToHellForThis

    Except that beyond the stereotype chinese people actually do eat dog.

    [–] Gotta have that apple.... Yarthkins 25 points ago in AnimalsBeingDerps

    Here we go. We get a one, personal space.

    Two, personal space.

    Three, stay out of my personal space.

    Four, keep away from my personal space.

    Five... Get out of that personal space.

    Six... Stay away from my personal space.

    Seven... Keep away from that personal space.

    Eight, personal space.

    Nine, personal space.

    [–] Flat Earth vs Globe: The Bible Beats Science Books. Yarthkins 1 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Job also describes the earth as a great circle hanging in nothingness.

    [–] to catch the rat Yarthkins 6 points ago in therewasanattempt

    Smarty cat doesn't want toxoplasma gondii.

    [–] Jezus knew what is up. Yarthkins 3 points ago in dankmemes

    which, at risk of understatement, isn't exactly the most credible of news reporting.

    Except all of those e-mails were verified by google cache DKIM. They're legit.

    [–] A Christian homeless shelter in Anchorage, one of the coldest cities in the country, is suing over the right to reject trans people. Remember that next time a Christian says “come as you are” because they don’t mean it... it’s a fucking lie. #ChristianValues Yarthkins 0 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in atheism

    That's completely irrelevant for anything that concerns social perception and interactions?

    Staying in a homeless women's shelter is a social interation? They're literally trying to keep penises away from these women for their safety while they're in such a vulnerable state. Also, why can I only post once every 10 minutes?

    Edit: Throttle the fuck out of my posting and then lock posting because you look like a moron? Fine I'll just put my post here then...

    Pretty sure they don't check women for what's in their pants.

    Nah, I'm pretty sure they just look at what any official document says their sex is when they apply, because that's what actually matters when you're trying to keep PENISES away from BROKEN, VULNERABLE WOMEN. If gender is a completely abstract social construct, then it is a completely worthless metric when you need to separate people based on their parts so therefore separation has to be done using sex.. completely objective and fair.

    [–] To make an accurate book Yarthkins 1 points ago in therewasanattempt

    Yeah, it says that when he was exiled he went live with the people in the "land of Nod" whatever the fuck that means. Seems to imply other people living outside of the garden before anyone was forced to leave it.

    [–] I think something has gone wrong here.... Yarthkins 1 points ago in ElderScrolls

    Yup and since they are coded as an npc race, you can use console commands to turn your character into one. Nobody could have predicted that the Dovahkiin would be a mannequin.

    [–] Guy hacks into a second life club and the members get VERY angry Yarthkins 6 points ago in videos

    No? Click the box--don't keep clicking it--and then pay it. Stop clicking it!

    [–] Driving on a walkpath Yarthkins 10 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    We get together every time we can~

    The entire ocean can't keep us apart~

    There's too much love in this Russian heart~

    There's too much love in this Floridian heart~

    [–] if I was too exhausted for sex, I was definitely too exhausted for this bullshit Yarthkins 3 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    >gulf coast

    It's nearly 70% outside right now in the dead of winter. That's just how it be sometimes.

    [–] if I was too exhausted for sex, I was definitely too exhausted for this bullshit Yarthkins 15 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    I recall a redditor explaining this a while back, basically the collagen layers in your skin can orient themselves in parallel or perpendicular striations to each other. Parallel collagen layer striations allow more heat to escape your body and so are an adaptation to warmer climates, perpendicular being an adaptation to colder climates. He also explained that it takes as little as two weeks for the orientation of these layers to change themselves.

    [–] Tree using hacks. Yarthkins 3 points ago in dankmemes

    Yeah seeing as the infinity gauntlet seems to have the power to bend reality, he can just make fertility rates variable. High population societies have lower than replacement level fertility rates. Lots of people trying and failing to conceive.

    [–] Surprise, m-fuka!!! Yarthkins 1 points ago in funny

    "Show us what you got!"

    "You can do this!"

    "Try this on for size!"

    "I hope this works!"

    "Time.. time.. time.. time to get movin'!"

    [–] if I was too exhausted for sex, I was definitely too exhausted for this bullshit Yarthkins 78 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in AdviceAnimals

    It's crazy how much your body adapts to temperature. I grew up in the gulf coast and can do physical work in 90 degree, 80% humidity weather and not sweat. A few years ago I went to comic con in san diego and was shivering in 70 degrees. I put on a jacket while everyone else in town was wearing shorts.

    [–] Tree using hacks. Yarthkins 27 points ago in dankmemes

    Ooooorrrr why can't he use that insane power to lower all population growth across the universe into some fixed fraction of the carrying capacity of each individual society.