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    [–] [Image] Spotted this poster while walking through campus Yarthkins 1 points ago in GetMotivated

    Also, flail is a move that does increasing damage the lower your current HP is, he used focus sash to ensure the magikarp would be left at 1 HP instead of being one shot. Magikarp has very high speed to begin with, so combined with the buffs he'll always have the first turn. Some people use rain + swift swim to ensure the magikarp's speed is even higher.

    [–] Company replying to criticism over their leather iPhone cases... Yarthkins 0 points ago in MurderedByWords

    It wasnt just one.

    It's the only economic collapse that resulted in the kind of widespread food shortages that are to be expected in any socialist country.

    Could also point out how famines actually ended under "socialist" Moa's china.

    Uhhhh...

    Also, you brought up mass starvation, you goofus.

    Yeah and you didn't avoid the topic as would be recommended.

    [–] Company replying to criticism over their leather iPhone cases... Yarthkins 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    One economic collapse in over 200 years isn't bad, which socialist countries have a better track record? Also, a Soviet apologist might want to avoid the topic of mass starvation considering Holodomor...

    [–] Company replying to criticism over their leather iPhone cases... Yarthkins -1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Because the United States' economic system is dysfunctional when compared to one that usually causes mass starvation. /s

    [–] Vegetable Cruelty Exposed Documentary (2007) Yarthkins 1 points ago in fakehistoryporn

    The current One Piece arc also has sentient food. Big Mom likes to put souls in things.

    [–] Cashing in on this format Yarthkins 1 points ago in dankmemes

    The live action Gintama was terrible too. Unbearable at like 5 minutes in.

    [–] scrub a dub dub, tiny horse in a tub Yarthkins 9 points ago in aww

    Here's the thing. You said "They have false penises." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

    As someone who is a scientist who studies penises, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls a pseudopenis false penis. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

    If you're saying "penis family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Penisae, which includes things from hemipenes to pedipalps to hectocotylus.

    So your reasoning for calling a pseudopenis a false penis is because random people "call the female ones false penis?" Let's get clitorises and ovipositors in there, then, too.

    Also, calling a genital a penis or a false penis? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A female hyena penis is a pseudopenis and a member of the penis family. But that's not what you said. You said a female hyena penis is a false penis, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the penis family false penis, which means you'd call hemipenes, pedipalps, and other genitals false penis, too. Which you said you don't.

    It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

    [–] scrub a dub dub, tiny horse in a tub Yarthkins 2 points ago in aww

    No, but the females have penises.

    [–] TIL Canada holds 25% of the world’s freshwater, is surrounded by 3 oceans, and contains over 2 million lakes Yarthkins 53 points ago in todayilearned

    N̢on̴s͏e͘n͞se̡,͏ 2͜4͠0̧0'́ below ͢iş a̡ g̷re͟at p̨l͘a͠ce͢ t̀o̡ ̢b͞é. T͏h̀ȩ ̴wa̴ter̢'s ͘g̴re̢a̶t,̧ ̶co͡me̛ ͟joi̡n̸ ͢ús!͜

    P̸̨h͏'̢͟͡n̷̷̴͡g̴̡͠͡l̕͠u̧҉̨i̡͝ ̴̧́͟͢m̕͝ǵ̸̨̛l̡̛̀͢͡w̡̡҉҉̶'̷̵̢̕n͘a̧̧̛͢f̷̧̧͢h̵̡̢̕ ̸̡́Ḉ͏t̴̢̛͘h̶̢͠u҉̛ĺh̢͜͟ư̴ ̵͡R̴̡͠͝'̷́́͜l̸̷͏y̛̛͝é̢̕͞h̶ ͏́͟͏w҉̢̀͝͠g͏̛à̷̶̡̡h͝҉'͜͡n̕á̢g̛͘l͟͝ ̡͏͘͜f̧̧͜͡h̸͏ţ̸̢̕͟a̡̕g͡҉̧̛͘n̷̡

    [–] Excerpt from a RAF training manual (circa 1942) Yarthkins -13 points ago in HistoryMemes

    Is that why it's bad luck to have a woman onboard a ship?

    [–] Two of my favorite things put together. Yarthkins 35 points ago in gaming

    Say, turn this record over. You ain't heard nothin' yet.

    [–] Anime_irl Yarthkins 1 points ago in anime_irl

    You reminded me of Gintama's version of the Hachiko story.

    "How the hell am I supposed to sleep after that!?"

    [–] Sucking out the venom Yarthkins 118 points ago in thatHappened

    sucked the bullets out

    Sounds like one of those Far Cry first aid animations

    then hit me with a tea leaf an now I'm all better

    Well that just sounds like every video game ever.

    [–] Monument to George the Jack Russel Terrior who saved 5 children from 2 Pitbulls Yarthkins 2 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    Mommy, how come? Why are they burying George? Who are those people? Why are they burying him, why? They can't! I don't like it! George said he had lots of work to do and if they bury him, he can't do it when he wakes up!

    [–] Now's my chance! Yarthkins 2 points ago in dankmemes

    Gray people: I'M GONNA CALL YOU N'WAH~

    [–] Anon is right Yarthkins 1 points ago in greentext

    That's the point of his character.. He embodies all kinds of negative traits: weak, cowardly, perverted, etc. But he's actually super reliable when it counts. His role is the completely unheroic hero, and he's perfect for it.

    Of course nobody would want to hang out with the guy if he was a real person, but he's not and as a fictional character he serves an important purpose in the story.

    [–] Anon is right Yarthkins 1 points ago in greentext

    I don't see how that's not describing a likeable character.

    [–] Anon is right Yarthkins -7 points ago in greentext

    What? Do people not like Mineta?

    [–] Fact Check: Trump is Right About Puerto Rico, Critics Manipulating Hurricane Maria Death 'Estimates' | Breitbart Yarthkins 4 points ago in The_Donald

    Back before the election, some 4channers caught on to a way google had manipulated their search results. At the time, if you searched "how to vote for Trump" you'd get literally 0 results... given those search terms that shouldn't be possible unless it was explicitly set up to return 0 results. If you searched "how to vote for Hillary" it'd have the location of the nearest voting booth as your top results and guides to voter registration, etc.