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    [–] Side Note Yarthkins 5 points ago in iamverybadass

    she was making a point that it wouldnt be difficult

    And she's wrong, which makes it come across as /r/iamverybadass.

    [–] To the random person who was voicelessly leading my 7 year old cousin on his first gaming adventure ever, I thank you deeply. He wouldn’t stop talking about his “new friend” Yarthkins 3 points ago in gaming

    My favorite "glitchworld" experiences were all in AION, a 10 year old MMO. It had faction based PvP in which you could invade the world of the other faction and fight until they eventually found and killed you, returning you to your own side of the world.

    The exception to this is that you could place portable resurrection points called kisks. These kisks would stick around for a few hours and you'd spawn there upon death until it was killed or until it ran out of time or number of resurrections.

    Now if you're going to make good use of these in the enemy faction's world, you have to go to great efforts to hide them, which is where mountain climbing / glitch world mechanics come in. Every single fucking map in that game had plenty of ways to get outside the normal terrain.

    Many of the methods were very complicated and could take up to several hours to get into position, but the rewards were well worth it. Me and a good friend of mine would twink out some low level alt characters and just PvP all weekend without leaving the enemy faction's world. Coming in and out of glitchworld like stealthy ninjas just long enough to kill unsuspecting people trying to level. Just a lot of mean-spirited fun.

    [–] FakeHistoryPorn Mods apologize to Amy Schumer for recent insensitive jokes, (2019) Yarthkins 1 points ago in fakehistoryporn

    Fat shaming isn't being an asshole, it's a public service. Fat acceptance is endorsing self destruction.

    [–] Yikes. Yarthkins 6 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    I'm confused, wouldn't they need to provide evidence that you didn't write it?

    Nah, schools / universities in the US are authoritarian hellholes. People lose scholarships and are expelled on nothing but accusations here.

    [–] To the random person who was voicelessly leading my 7 year old cousin on his first gaming adventure ever, I thank you deeply. He wouldn’t stop talking about his “new friend” Yarthkins 62 points ago in gaming

    Me and one guy ended up just flying across the desert for like an hour lol. Apparently your chirp can refill the other person's power meter. So we were flying at max height at the same speed alternating chirps. One of my favorite gaming memories. We also glitched outside of the underground stage and just explored weird out of bounds nonsense. IIRC there was a copy of the giant storyboard tapestry thing in there.

    [–] Some good people finding a sea turtle stranded on its back and working together to flip it over to get it back into the ocean Yarthkins 2 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    He's clearly making a swapped perspective joke. The water would feel very refreshing from the point of view of the turtle since it's been drying in the sun. His joke is that he's pretending not to understand that and saying that the water won't feel different to anyone else there.

    [–] Some good people finding a sea turtle stranded on its back and working together to flip it over to get it back into the ocean Yarthkins 2 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    /r/woosh, how can people be so stupid?

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    [–] Some good people finding a sea turtle stranded on its back and working together to flip it over to get it back into the ocean Yarthkins 8 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    As a poster above you said, this guy is able to find a lot of sea turtles to unflip because the local Aboriginals flip them to keep them alive for food later.

    [–] Seemed like a 5 star man Yarthkins 2 points ago in funny

    You got pretty close to the limit, the human mind is incapable of counting over 30.

    [–] Seemed like a 5 star man Yarthkins 2 points ago in funny

    When we're 80 we'll have the technology to pick from tight designer assholes to have installed.

    [–] Why boys are so mean Yarthkins 8 points ago in dankmemes

    Tits of GTFO

    Are they like legendary or enchanted or someshit? I prefer my Tits +2 of Charm.

    [–] the breaking point Yarthkins 1 points ago in instant_regret

    "You know, I take personal space pretty seriously. Up to the point that I don't even care about this... I'm not even interested in having these puppies in my personal space." -that cat

    [–] Ironhide👏🏾 Yarthkins 2 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah. ~Thanos

    [–] Anon is hallucinating Yarthkins 17 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in greentext

    I go to bed with an itchy butt every night and wake up with sticky fingers every morning.

    [–] Don’t forget “processed in a plant that may have processed grapes.” Yarthkins 2 points ago in funny

    La croix also makes me a fatty though because I use it in place of club soda in alcoholic drinks. The lime kind which doesn't taste like lime, but tastes kinda like what lime zest smells like is good in a mojito for instance.

    [–] This ones special Yarthkins 2 points ago in funny

    I live next to acres of crawfish fields in Louisiana.

    Lots of grass for them to hide in? check

    Lots of shallow water for their larvae? check

    And a few years back I started noticing these giant gallinippers around occasionally. If they successfully invade the area and get a local population going, I might just forfeit and let the mosquitoes have my blood.

    [–] New image of Joaquin Phoenix in “Joker” Yarthkins 48 points ago in movies

    I want to see a movie version of the Joker that's more in line with the animated series / Arkham games. A 1920s style New York gangster who absolutely loves and takes joy in murder and mayhem and in spreading despair.