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    [–] What are the worst injuries you have sustained doing the simplest, most mundane tasks that should not have caused any injuries? _WaldoFindsYou_ 1 points ago in AskReddit

    When I was a kid I fell onto the ground at a 4th of July party in someone's gravel driveway. My mom didn't believe me that my leg hurt that much but eventually she took me to the doctor and he showed an x-ray that my leg was broken from that little fall.

    [–] New Link Tech by Savestate: THE BOMB ROCKET. If Link hits himself with a bomb after missing a tech, he can shoot upwards with the momentum of the explosion + jump. _WaldoFindsYou_ 15 points ago in SSBM

    Sorry to break it to you but this game is 16 years old; no character on the lower end of the tier list will shoot up the tier based on one tech alone (unless SYYG is discovered but it'll be banned so it's pointless). A bottom tier with super optimization can jump to low tier possibly.

    [–] Best recording of the Ultimate menu theme so far _WaldoFindsYou_ 2 points ago in smashbros

    I would try and transcribe that bass line since everyone seems to like it but idk if anyone would be interested.

    [–] An attempt to backpeddle _WaldoFindsYou_ -2 points ago in dontyouknowwhoiam

    This post is 13 days old why post a comment?

    [–] What's better than sex? _WaldoFindsYou_ 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Peeing after holding it in for a long time

    [–] Terrifying _WaldoFindsYou_ 1 points ago in thalassophobia

    Yeah very scary. He could fall in there and have to swim back up.

    [–] shitty jobs _WaldoFindsYou_ 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Sorry but "the customer is always right". It sucks, but you have to deal with their shit otherwise you'll get fired.

    [–] Me when someone tells me they are vegetarian _WaldoFindsYou_ 3 points ago in vegancirclejerk

    In the play he uses egg in the sense to egg someone on, but I can't not think of it as him calling the other an egg.

    [–] One of the most savage players I've ever encountered. _WaldoFindsYou_ 2 points ago in RocketLeague

    FGC toxicity is some of the best too. One instance I remember is when someone threw literal salt at Evil Rashaan during a match. Another one is when an AZ melee chant got started and it was "SUCK THAT DICK" (which has quite the history behind it) and the people hosting the tournament asked if they could not chant that.

    [–] You get trapped in a book and have to spend the rest of your life in that world. What's your preferred book? _WaldoFindsYou_ 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Around the world in 80 days. I somehow get into the country club and then bet big money on them making the trek in under 80 days and make bank.

    [–] I believe that all adults should have access to euthanasia drugs _WaldoFindsYou_ -3 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Its illegal to kill yourself. If you attempt it and fail you'll be fined and sent to a mental hospital and pumped full of drugs so you never do it again (not very effective most of the time). If you're successful your family will reap the consequences.

    [–] Stereotyping and judging people from appearance is okay because it is a precaution _WaldoFindsYou_ 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I imagine they acknowledge the existance of that but realize that they probably will have no effect on trying to fix that problem.

    [–] Stereotyping and judging people from appearance is okay because it is a precaution _WaldoFindsYou_ 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Yeah that title 9 thing is extremely bad, I have no clue what thinking went on when they passed it and if they regret it or not. Yes you're right I worded it poorly. You should get the job if you're qualified enough but sometimes you can be completely qualified for a job but the person hiring is sexist or a little racist and doesn't think you personally are capable of doing the job and dismisses based on that (they won't outright say that's the reason why though) and can give some other reason as to why they can't have you on the board. I think this requirement for a woman to be on a board is to try and combat the sexism that is sometimes prevalent when hiring.

    [–] Stereotyping and judging people from appearance is okay because it is a precaution _WaldoFindsYou_ 3 points ago in unpopularopinion

    You're right, I worded it poorly. They of course should be hired based on their qualifications but often they are people who have the correct qualifications for the job but aren't hired because the person hiring doesn't like them or their sex, race etc. I believe this law is attempting to combat that.

    [–] Stereotyping and judging people from appearance is okay because it is a precaution _WaldoFindsYou_ -10 points ago in unpopularopinion

    So having a board full of men and barely any or sometimes no women is better? Having a requirement for equality in the workplace isn't anti-men. I don't know what title 9 so I can't comment on it.