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    [–] Man in bath robes helps cops stop a someone running away. _Xyreo_ 17 points ago * (lasted edited 19 hours ago) in nextfuckinglevel

    Weirdest porn intro.

    "You helped me. How do I repay you?"

    "Hehe" proceeds to remove the bath robe

    Edit : Also a mistake in title. Correct title : Man in bath robes helps cops stop a someone running away.

    [–] The horrors of winning a lottery... _Xyreo_ 1 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    I listed them as they are a lesson on what not to do.

    [–] The horrors of winning a lottery... _Xyreo_ 31 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    This man here is a genius. Easiest way how to know who your relatives maybe even distant relatives are. Suddenly even your gardener becomes your uncle.

    [–] The horrors of winning a lottery... _Xyreo_ -2 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    Well technically she did play, she scratched off the ticket.

    But technically you are also right.

    [–] The horrors of winning a lottery... _Xyreo_ 26 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    You have fuck all money. So why not buy a plane? Why not buy 5?

    [–] The horrors of winning a lottery... _Xyreo_ 3 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    More like a 100% chance you don't win. So I would say that is difficult...

    [–] The horrors of winning a lottery... _Xyreo_ 27 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    Money brings out the worst in people.

    Most people who win the lottery get carried away. They soon begin to indulge in gambling, drugs, hookers, shopping etc. And before they knew it they blew through your money.

    On the other hand, there would be many people who would come to you asking for money. Some may approach you by saying their daughter has cancer. Some may remind you of a favour you owed them. Some may use the family excuse. You will suddenly gain a lot of "friends". Your crush will soon become your lover. And if you deny them money, they will send a lawsuit against you.

    Tl:Dr : Keep your fucking mouth shut

    [–] This guy posted the same thing on these two very different subs and got almost the same amount of upvotes _Xyreo_ 2 points ago in Damnthatsinteresting

    "I have the best idea to call out karma farmers. I will make a post them out. And people will go Gawk. Then I will receive a lot of upvotes. And the karma farmer will be jealous. And I will achieve victory!"

    [–] The horrors of winning a lottery... _Xyreo_ 260 points ago * (lasted edited 8 hours ago) in Damnthatsinteresting

    I have an askreddit comment saved talking about the horrors of winning the lottery. It sums up how your future would be if you tell others that you have won the lottery.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/

    Edit: I also want to include this.

    -Nearly one third of multi-million dollar jackpot winners eventually declare bankruptcy. Some end up worse. To give you just a taste of the possibilities, consider the fates of:

    - Billie Bob Harrell, Jr.: $31 million. Texas, 1997. As of 1999: Committed suicide in the wake of incessant requests for money from friends and family. “Winning the lottery is the worst thing that ever happened to me.

    - William âBud❠Post: $16.2 million. Pennsylvania. 1988. In 1989: Brother hires a contract murderer to kill him and his sixth wife. Landlady sued for portion of the jackpot. Convicted of assault for firing a gun at a debt collector. Declared bankruptcy. Dead in 2006.

    - Evelyn Adams: $5.4 million (won TWICE 1985, 1986). As of 2001: Poor and living in a trailer gave away and gambled most of her fortune.

    - Suzanne Mullins: $4.2 million. Virginia. 1993. As of 2004: No assets left.

    - Shefik Tallmadge: $6.7 million. Arizona. 1988. As of 2005: Declared bankruptcy.

    - Thomas Strong: $3 million. Texas. 1993. As of 2006: Died in a shoot-out with police.

    - Victoria Zell: $11 million. 2001. Minnesota. As of 2006: Broke. Serving seven year sentence for vehicular manslaughter.

    - Karen Cohen: $1 million. Illinois. 1984. As of 2000: Filed for bankruptcy. As of 2006: Sentenced to 22 months for lying to federal bankruptcy court.

    - Jeffrey Dampier: $20 million. Illinois. 1996. As of 2006: Kidnapped and murdered by own sister-in-law.

    - Ed Gildein: $8.8 million. Texas. 1993. As of 2003: Dead. Wife saddled with his debts. As of 2005: Wife sued by her own daughter who claimed that she was taking money from a trust fund and squandering cash in Las Vegas.

    - Willie Hurt: $3.1 million. Michigan. 1989. As of 1991: Addicted to cocaine. Divorced. Broke. Indicted for murder.

    - Michael Klingebiel: $2 million. As of 1998 sued by own mother claiming he failed to share the jackpot with her.

    - Janite Lee: $18 million. 1993. Missouri. As of 2001: Filed for bankruptcy with $700 in assets.

    Tl;Dr : You have a better chance of survival if you never win the lottery.

    Source for image :

    https://factrepublic.com/facts/30719/