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    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -65 points ago in tifu

    sigh I’ve answered this question at least 3 times.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -58 points ago in tifu

    Because I don’t have x-ray vision.

    How am I supposed to see through a door?

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -8 points ago in tifu

    Yep, I have a feeling this is gonna haunt me. 😬

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -5 points ago in tifu

    Uh, kinda? I mean, the were in another room but we offered them pizza to kind of break the ice.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -92 points ago in tifu

    It was a gradual process. At first, I was in my underwear but as we got nearer the time, they convinced me to be more and more daring.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -16 points ago in tifu

    As I have said before, he forgets his keys all the time. He’s too reliant on others to open the door for him.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 9 points ago in tifu

    Won’t say where exactly but I am European.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -25 points ago in tifu

    Yeah, don’t ask me why. It’s just a bad habit he’s fallen into. He ALWAYS forgets his keys.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -3 points ago in tifu

    So that I would let him in? He has a habit of relying on others to open the door for him. I knew he’d be back but not so early!

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 9 points ago in tifu

    I did. Wanted to try to break the ice a little bit. It was awkward af though.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 -15 points ago in tifu

    Because he knew I’d be home to let him in? I knew he and his friends would be back, just not so early.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 27 points ago in tifu

    I mean, fun may not be the right word. It was definitely an adrenaline rush though.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 7 points ago in tifu

    It did. So I guess there is a silver lining?

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 60 points ago in tifu

    I mean, I like to think I’m not “disgustingly ugly”. 👀

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 319 points ago in tifu

    Nope. Too shaken up by what happened the first time I tried.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 10 points ago in tifu

    Oh. Right. 😅

    What do you mean by ‘good’?

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 72 points ago in tifu

    Ugh! I’m kicking myself right now. Originally, I was going to do it in my underwear... then my friends pushed me to go topless... then the panties came off as well...

    I should have just stuck to the original plan. That way I could have kept SOME of my humility.

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 5 points ago in tifu

    Nope. I was pretty shaken up by the whole thing with my brother and his mates.

    Of course, my friends found it hilarious! 🙄😂

    [–] TIFU by playing “Flash the pizza guy” _throw_away_811 26 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in tifu

    I sincerely hope not. Don’t know if I could face them again after this.