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    [–] What word, phrase, or mannerism makes you instantly lose respect for someone? _waffleiron 1 points ago in AskReddit

    When you're discussing books and someone wants to make a point but starts off with 'I didn't read the book'. Following that, people who don't watch the show or even play whatever game then have the harshest critique of it

    [–] What is the most "mom" thing that mothers do? _waffleiron 1 points ago in AskReddit

    this carried over to me and I do it when any of my siblings are in the front seat

    [–] Reddit, how does your body annoy you? _waffleiron 1 points ago in AskReddit

    my body gains weight when I eat too much

    [–] What is your favorite dark humor joke? _waffleiron 2 points ago in AskReddit

    What's the best thing about twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

    [–] What is your favorite dark humor joke? _waffleiron 0 points ago in AskReddit

    After the events in Manchester Ariana Grande has taken a change in music style. She decides to becomes a hip hop artist and her stage name becomes Arena Grenade

    [–] What is your favorite dark humor joke? _waffleiron 1 points ago in AskReddit

    One day little Jimmy wakes up and finds several presents in his living room and Christmas decorations all over the house. 'Mom, why are we celebrating Christmas in July?' he wonders to which she replies, 'Because it's cheaper than chemo'

    [–] What is your favorite dark humor joke? _waffleiron 2 points ago in AskReddit

    A mother is getting ready to leave for work while her daughter and husband are in another room. The father had just finished showering and dries his naked body in the presence of his daughter. 'What's that?' the daughter asked pointing in between the man's legs. 'It's my penis.' 'Oh,' she replies then, 'when do I get one?' Her father looks straight at her, 'when your mother leaves the house.'

    [–] Have you ever finished a book and thought "How is this an award winning book?" _waffleiron 2 points ago in books

    Empire Falls by Richard Russo

    It got the Pulitzer Prize in 2002. I thought it was an overall unexceptional book with no memorable or strong themes and characters. It's centered on a northeastern small town in the US and the relationships of all the characters with each other, though I thought the drama and characters' reaction to everything were rather lukewarm. The main character has memories of his mother and her affair which lead him see problems that happened in his own marriage. A school shooting happens but there's no emotion to connect with the characters, aside from they acknowledge the event happened. They were detached and unrelatable, and I wouldn't say that was the how the author portrayed them to be. There's a couple of good reviews on amazon, so someone enjoyed it, but not my cup of tea

    [–] if you could get back 1 lost item of yours what would it be? _waffleiron 2 points ago in AskReddit

    My Pokemon Ruby version with a complete dex and the gamecube exclusives that some snot-nosed kid stole from me in the 7th grade.

    Fuck you Jonathan

    [–] Which TV series was good from start to finish? _waffleiron 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Breaking Bad and for cartoons; Avatar the Last Airbender and Over the Garden Wall

    [–] What made you realize you're not that young anymore? _waffleiron 2 points ago in AskReddit

    • when I have to scroll to get to my birthyear online
    • staying up late isn't fun anymore
    • I'd rather stay home than go out with friends
    • the way I handle money is more towards saving than spending
    • I despise that Into the Wild kid
    • I don't understand any of the new memes

    [–] Northern Harrier Food Transfer _waffleiron 5 points ago in natureismetal

    these ones aren't fully evolved yet