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    [–] Guinea bigs aarghIforget 1 points ago in ProperAnimalNames

    Not as much as actual beavers, though... >_>

    [–] As clumsy as moose can appear, they’re incredibly fucking powerful. aarghIforget 13 points ago in interestingasfuck

    What? There's no question about it: a tiger would easily fuck up a lion... >_>

    Gorillas have a lot of brute force strength, though, and opposable thumbs. I bet one could prob'ly tear a lion's legs off.

    [–] As clumsy as moose can appear, they’re incredibly fucking powerful. aarghIforget 17 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Big, soft, leathery, furry hooves mean that when they step down and break sticks on the ground, it's silent.

    [–] As clumsy as moose can appear, they’re incredibly fucking powerful. aarghIforget 24 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Hmm... I think a silverback could probably take a lion, one-on-one.

    Hippos don't fight fair, though. They're like 50% jaws, muscle & bone, and then 50% blob... you'd need longer claws than any animal alive to get through to anywhere vital & start dealing damage before you get chomped.

    [–] Angelina Jolie in a cafe during 1990s aarghIforget 1 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    I think your dictionary's broken, bud.

    ...you must be an awfully lonely person if Angelina fucking Jolie is beneath your standards.

    [–] I was just trying to get some pool advice, didn't know I was in for a relaxation session. aarghIforget 1 points ago in unintentionalASMR

    Ah, I *see*... Good point. I know the world is a very different place for those of us without social anxiety and/or misophonia, but sometimes it's hard to keep that in mind (or successfully imagine what it is they actually enjoy about something) when I try to understand certain behaviours. <_<

    [–] Min/Max-ing aarghIforget 1 points ago in outside

    There are cheats available where you can use your gold level instead of your Charisma when rolling social checks.

    [–] Min/Max-ing aarghIforget 1 points ago in outside

    They didn't work on my character build. I've found instead that a daily stim-pak provided by a Doctor class is much more effective for my min/maxing, and using that while grinding now has actually gradually been decreasing the occurrence of the events that *cause* the depression debuff.

    [–] Min/Max-ing aarghIforget 28 points ago in outside

    It actually only reduces your upkeep rather than providing a direct gold gain, but not following the Happy Family storyline allows for more lucrative sidequests to be undertaken, as well.

    [–] I was just trying to get some pool advice, didn't know I was in for a relaxation session. aarghIforget 3 points ago in unintentionalASMR

    Does everyone else enjoy the sound of people breathing into a microphone, or something...? Because it feels like that's, like, 90% of the audio in this subreddit. :/

    [–] Guinea bigs aarghIforget 4 points ago in ProperAnimalNames

    Land beaver.

    [–] TIL that Bohemian Grove is a 137 year old secret camp, that Nixon called "the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine". The camp is private and only open to the rich and powerful men of the world. It's also where The Manhattan Project was initially planned. aarghIforget 1 points ago in todayilearned

    Hell, I can't even find underwear these days that *doesn't* make me reach all the way across from right to left in order to drag my poor dick through a hole with two overly-tight elastics trying to snap it back shut.

    I don't get it. If I want my dick out, I want it out now, with as little restriction as possible. How in the hell is this no longer a commonly-available function in men's underwear...? >_<

    [–] everyone should really order online aarghIforget 1 points ago in Drugs

    Canada also has FlexDelivery. It's free, too... I think the difference is that with the PO box, you get access to the box 24/7 (but need to pay like $90 up-front), whereas with FlexDelivery you need to ask for your mail at the post office counter during business hours.

    I doubt there's any real security concern unless the package was already being monitored, or you get an ounce of weed sent to you in wrapped in clear plastic with a stamp on it (but then, hey, that should actually be legal here soon anyway, shouldn't it?)

    [–] Broadcasters warned not to focus on ‘hot women’ while filming World Cup games aarghIforget 1 points ago in nottheonion

    There's a big difference between getting wound up about something and deciding it's not worth paying attention to... and, for that matter, there's also a pretty significant difference between /r/IAmVerySmart and /r/BigWordsScareMe.

    [–] [OC] Hands aarghIforget 3 points ago in comics

    And stickers. Don't forget the stickers.

    [–] [OC] Hands aarghIforget 3 points ago in comics

    If we didn't need to keep our testicles dangling from a little sack underneath, they'd probably look just fine.

    [–] [OC] Hands aarghIforget 1 points ago in comics

    As someone with Asperger's...

    ...welcome to my world. <_<

    [–] [OC] Hands aarghIforget 2 points ago in comics

    Well, it'd be a fin, then, not just a finger-less palm...