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    [–] This is Congressman Sean Maloney. He Introduced the Bill to Prevent the FCC From Repealing Net Neutrality. agangofoldwomen 4 points ago * (lasted edited 5 hours ago) in HumansBeingBros

    whip snaps fingers

    Booyakasha! I is here wif my main man congressman Sean Bologna, who be’s all about spreading the word about neutraling your pets.

    [–] My 6'7" friend and the London Underground agangofoldwomen 6 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in Perfectfit

    There was a post on the front page the other day of a 7 foot tall guy walking down the hall and he had to duck under doors, avoid lights, avoid exit signs, it was hilarious and seemed kinda shitty.

    Edit: found it!

    [–] Bend it like Beckham agangofoldwomen 22 points ago in gaming

    How many Zlatans could a Zlatan zlat if a Zlatan could zlat Zlatans?

    [–] HMRB While I Fly This Race agangofoldwomen 1 points ago in holdmyredbull

    Watching this helped me to finish pooping.

    [–] Mother is moved to tears after her daughter meets Wonder Woman agangofoldwomen 53 points ago in aww

    There’s a special feeling you get when you know you’ve made your kid happy by fulfilling one of their little dreams.

    [–] Fuck Comcast agangofoldwomen -1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Yeah! and they molested my sister! and they turned me into a newt!

    [–] What’s the worst thing you unknowingly did as a child? agangofoldwomen 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Something i still cringe at today almost 20 years ago. At a birthday party when my friend was turning 8 or 10 or something we all went to a hockey game. All the guys are making fun of each other and me, but I wasn’t good at making fun of people so I felt left out. Then, some weird looking kid rode out on the zamboni between periods, so I yelled out, “Hey kid! Nice hair cut! haha” One of the guys looks at me and goes, “That’s not a hair cut, he has cancer...” I don’t think I said a word for a few years after that.

    [–] Must feel good agangofoldwomen 10 points ago in nsfw_gifs

    Praise Jeebus.

    [–] Sam Maloof Inspired Rockers agangofoldwomen 1 points ago in DIY

    I wish you would have customized the seats to the size/mold of your butt.

    [–] I love when past me leaves food for future me. agangofoldwomen 1 points ago in trees

    I’m a dad and an ent and the first time I put some Thomas on for my kid, I was blown away. The narrators were fuckin George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Ringo Star and shit! Was hilarious hearing George Carlin say “bust my buffers” just like he would say “fucking mother fucker” haha.

    [–] Morning frost on top of my car looks like grass. agangofoldwomen 0 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    If you actually think about what you’re saying, you’ll find it’s stupid.

    [–] What do you proudly do "wrong?" agangofoldwomen 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My friend’s dad is an ear nose and throat doctor, and he once told me “The smallest thing you should stick in your ear is your elbow.”

    [–] Living the dream agangofoldwomen 3 points ago in gifs

    Up until this point in my life, I’ve never thought about laying in a bed of my own food. There is something oddly arousing about lying on a giant plate of spaghetti while eating it.

    [–] Russia banned from 2018 Winter Olympics for doping agangofoldwomen 2 points ago in worldnews

    I'd watch this. Let's see how far we can push the human body. Everything is legal. All drugs, any manner of body alterations... I wanna see who would win: a wrestler on steroids or a wrestler on PCP.

    [–] Thomas Train Stunts agangofoldwomen 3 points ago in videos

    Bust my buffers!

    [–] What is your dream video game? agangofoldwomen 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A super gory shooter style remake of Super Mario. Graphics would be made to look real, not cartoonish. All the enemies would be far more dangerous looking, and when you killed them they wouldn’t just disappear, you’d see blood. Bowser would be fucking frightening. Princess Peach would be super sexy. Mario would be a buff hairy italian.

    Edit: apparently there’s some good fan art out there, googled.