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    [–] Our mini Aussie, Flo, trying to herd one of the cats, Jon Snow, and it breaks down into a biting match. Luckily the cat is mild tempered...he could’ve destroyed Flo at will. agrrip 5 points ago in AnimalsBeingJerks

    Also, when cats are unhappy, they whip their tails and hiss. Notice how Jon Snow’s tail is not whipping and he’s not hissing. His tail is straight up and down when he stands up; that is a sign of happiness and contentment.

    [–] Our mini Aussie, Flo, trying to herd one of the cats, Jon Snow, and it breaks down into a biting match. Luckily the cat is mild tempered...he could’ve destroyed Flo at will. agrrip 9 points ago in AnimalsBeingJerks

    That’s where you are wrong! They do this EVERY day. It starts with Flo trying to herd him somewhere, then Jon Snow flops over on his side. Flo will then try to move him along...which is where she falls into Jon Snow’s trap (relentless bunny kicks).

    When Jon Snow gets tired of playing, he jumps up to the high ground...where he waits for Flor to forget about him and then he pounced on her and they fight again.

    If the cat wasn’t enjoying it, he would have brought out his claws and taught Flo a lesson. But he didn’t.

    This is the happiest Jon Snow has been since we got him as a kitten. He has tried to play with our other cat but she’s a mean old bitch! She doesn’t play fight she fights to win!

    [–] HMB while I attempt to sled agrrip 19 points ago in holdmybeer

    That’s an excellent way to break your back!

    [–] I found my wife's body in the closet yesterday agrrip 1 points ago in offmychest

    I don’t know if I’ve ever read a more honest post on reddit!

    OP, you will be in my thoughts and prayers as you navigate the path you’re on.

    [–] My wife (28F) came out to me (28M) as a sex-repulsed asexual, so no more sex I guess agrrip 60 points ago in relationship_advice

    Marriage is all about compromising. Marriage only works if both parties can compromise. Your wife has made the sole decision to remove a huge part of the marriage and is unwilling to change.

    To me, this is a deal breaker. If you are fine with a sexless marriage and knowing that your marriage is not equal, then stay.

    I personally would leave. Not in anger or with malice, but knowing you did your best.

    [–] r/AnimalsBeingJerks official chat room agrrip 1 points ago in AnimalsBeingJerks

    Don’t expect a reply from them.

    [–] Always crosses her legs. agrrip 1 points ago in DobermanPinscher

    I have the same Costco bed. It’s awesome!

    [–] Gotta have the 22 in griddle! agrrip 1 points ago in blackstonegriddle

    The 36” is definitely what you want. Unless you just don’t have the space.

    [–] Video proof of my Doberman holding up a chew bone for my mini Aussie. agrrip 2 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    It was a random gift from the grandparents if I remember right. Kids were spending the night there and BAM tiger comes home with them.

    We were not pleased.

    [–] Video proof of my Doberman holding up a chew bone for my mini Aussie. agrrip 3 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    Reminds me of what Aibileen said to Mae Mobley in “The Help.”

    “You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”

    [–] Video proof of my Doberman holding up a chew bone for my mini Aussie. agrrip 1 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    We’ve only had it 3 weeks, so I’m not sure how much it’s adding to our bill.

    [–] Video proof of my Doberman holding up a chew bone for my mini Aussie. agrrip 4 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    Buddy, you’ve got me all wrong! I hate to break it to you, but it actually makes me more of a piece of shit. Also, I don’t plan or take consideration of the amount of shit others perceive me as.

    First off, I really don’t care about your triggered opinion of me. But, you need to know why my decision makes me more of a piece of shit to you...so here goes:

    1) rescuing is way cheaper 2) tail, ears and sterilization is already done 3) they typically aren’t puppies, so less having to deal with how hyper they are 4) rescue org is closer than a breeder 5) I’m sure there are more reasons, but you get the picture.

    [–] Video proof of my Doberman holding up a chew bone for my mini Aussie. agrrip 2 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    Proof: Australian Shepherds are not Australian at all. They are an American breed.