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    [–] What ridiculous explanation can you come up with for why we dream? antisuck 1 points ago in AskReddit

    It's our brains trying to reconcile the wonderful, ridiculous thing we call consciousness with the mundane reality we have all agreed that we share.

    [–] Bare (f)or all to see 💕 antisuck 1 points ago in gonewild

    That nipple poking me in the eye tho.

    Doesn't stop my eyes from wandering and liking it all.

    [–] Besides anal warts and jello, what is the worst food combination? antisuck 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Cranberries and milk together is pretty awful too since you brought it up.

    [–] Besides anal warts and jello, what is the worst food combination? antisuck 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm a little concerned that you questioned me but didn't have anything to say about anal warts...

    [–] What was the goal of the Bird Box monster? antisuck 2 points ago in movies

    Well, who's to say they aren't just wandering around out of boredom, or looking for a snack, or some equally mundane reason? I'm not sure it's made clear that thy are trying to kill everybody, it just sort of happens because they are so freaky looking.

    Or if they are indeed trying to "take over the world", it kind of worked out well for them - they don't have to lift a finger or fiddle around with weapons, they just walk through town and the humans do all the dirty work.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 2 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    Oh great, people are going to realize I actually made *gasp* cuts *gasp* to a brilliant scene in one of the most beloved films by the great Wes Anderson.

    I can hear the clanking of pitchforks in the distance already.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 1 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    No jabbing here, just a little meta related to how it feels being a first time OC poster, following sub rules, etc. I'm aware of the GallowBoob drama but it hasn't affected me and I'm having a hard time getting excited about it.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 5 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    Truth is, I originally planned to post this on my cake day earlier in the week and his last line piled on the crowd-pleasing meta even deeper with a reference to that. 'Twas a truly brilliant/evil karma-grabbing plot. Then technical difficulties made me miss the day, I ended up needing to edit, and this is what came out.

    You're right of course. Also the people who mentioned Futura font. *Sigh*

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 4 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    The HQG gurus mostly use Aftereffects for extra fancy coolness (extra skill required as well). I use Vegas, which is more basic editing software. Both ordinarily cost money. I'm sure there are plenty of free options for adding captions to video, I just use what I have.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 18 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    Thanks for clearing that up.

    Guess I must have had a flash-back. 😔...😎

    Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh...

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 13 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago) in HighQualityGifs

    This is pretty long for r/highqualitygifs , most keep it under 30 seconds and just upload a video to imgur. To do longer and use imgur, it needs to be an actual gif and needs to be under 200 MB. After a couple tries at different resolutions I got it barely under. Edit because I can't read: final resolution 512x384. Pretty sad, started out 1080p. :/

    But using imgur is just in order to comply with the sub rules that need a direct link to a file. If you're making porn gifs and you can work with 60 seconds, gfycat.com is your friend.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 26 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    You mean the file or what I used to make it? Source was blu-ray rip from my library, edited in Sony Vegas, rendered and converted to actual .gif file which I uploaded to imgur. Imgur squished it into the final .gifv file which is what you see.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 9 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    Gah, that would have been better indeed. Sadly I just scrolled down a list of fonts until I found something acceptable. Glad you enjoyed it all the same.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 3 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    The awesome was already there, I just added a dash of meta and squished it into something imgur would let me upload. Glad you like it!

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 122 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    Was wondering if anyone would see that.

    [–] The Grand Metapost Hotel antisuck 26 points ago in HighQualityGifs

    My pseudo-OC pales in comparison to the art you create, nice of you to say something.

    [–] What will be law implications if a person stays at a place levitating in air long enough so that earth rotates and now he's in a different country/continent? antisuck 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Considering the earth's rotation amounts to about 1000 miles per hour at the equator, I'm thinking the more immediate issue is being smashed into a bloody pulp against all those pesky trees, buildings, mountains etc.

    [–] Each subreddit is tasked with causing the apocalypse. How do they go about it? antisuck 2 points ago in AskReddit

    r/memes creates the ultimate meta, the Inception of memes, so inscrutably self-referential that reality is sucked into a gaping vortex of strange loops never to be truly destroyed but likewise never to escape.