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    [–] Does HTML-humor count as ProgrammingHumor? ashtonmv 63 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    I guess I'm a little late to the punch, but I drew this comic along with an alternate ending here

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 3 points ago in comics

    Word! And thanks :)

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 38 points ago in comics

    Cool cool coolcoolcool

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 1 points ago in funny

    Sure, I can agree it’s not that far of a jump. I don’t mean to be disingenuous! Just trying to explain how it was intended and how I hope people read it. If I always avoided any possibly offensive hidden meanings, I’m afraid I would never write another comic- which actually might not bother some people :)

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 3 points ago in funny

    Lol the hidden meanings could not run deeper

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 4 points ago in funny

    It's an unfortunate stereotype, but this comic says nothing about anyone being gay or anyone being a pedophile

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 6 points ago in funny

    This is *not* a comic about child rape. I hate that your mind went there, but it's simply a play on the phrase "for the kids" being like "pledging your firstborn", in a rumpelstiltsken (sp?) -like way.

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 8 points ago in funny

    She was just in the crowd

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 76 points ago in funny

    I do it for the kids

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 85 points ago in funny

    if by "canon" you mean "a direct result of my artistic ineptitude", then yes it is very much canon.

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 3094 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in funny

    He's training them to be superheroes as well. It's very pure. That's canon.

    Edit for sources: comicsforjerks | lightroastcomics

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 8 points ago in comics

    I drew this as part of a comic trade with my friend /u/badthoughtsguy who draws ComicsForJerks. If you or someone you know is a jerk, please check out his comics!

    For those with lower standards, here are my comics: twitter | instagram | facebuch

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 15 points ago in funny

    Were you just drawing this out so you could say that

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 109 points ago in comics

    RemindMe! 50 years "Name your autobiography '4 panels from aww to oh my'"

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in funny

    I drew this as part of a comic trade with my friend /u/badthoughtsguy who draws ComicsForJerks. If you or someone you know is a jerk, please check out his comics!

    For those with lower standards, here are my comics.

    [–] For the Kids ashtonmv 257 points ago in comics

    Wow thanks! I drew it wondering if only rocks would like it, but you are clearly something other than a rock :)

    [–] The View [CFJ comic trade] ashtonmv 3 points ago in comics

    Here's a little something my friend u/badthoughtsguy from comicsforjerks drew as 1/2 of a comic trade we did.

    If you or someone you know is a jerk, you might enjoy his comics like I do! Here is his instagram, where you can also check out the other half of the comic trade.

    [–] Simmons and the Magic Lamp ashtonmv 5 points ago in comics

    Me too, I’m afraid! Thanks!

    [–] Simmons and the Magic Lamp ashtonmv 1 points ago in comics

    Yeah, it was meant as a joke! But I really will send you the next one I write early :)

    [–] Simmons and the Magic Lamp ashtonmv 5 points ago in comics

    I was thinking of it a little differently- let’s say that “your wish is my command” was said in the same sense as a teacher might say “your homework is problem 11”. In that case it would be perfectly equivalent (symmetric) to say “problem 11 is your homework”. I feel like the logic changes when you are referring to a definite instance of something instead of an arbitrary member of a broad category (e.g. “a fruit” or “a rectangle”). Am I thinking about this right?

    [–] Simmons and the Magic Lamp ashtonmv 32 points ago in comics

    I will gladly share Simmons. He’s a real idiot

    [–] Simmons and the Magic Lamp ashtonmv 3 points ago in comics

    Well thanks! But I can hardly call it my thing. I picked it up from some of my own favorite artists who do this (/u/Raphcomics and /u/NonRock are especially good at this)