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    [–] Alabama sheriff who arrested man who criticized him pockets $750k in jail food funds, buys $740k beach house ass-destroyer 306 points ago in news

    Yep not getting re-elected is definitely a fitting punishment for stealing $750k. I couldn't imagine committing a crime serious enough for me to maybe lose my job a few years from now. That's a punishment fit for only the most heinous criminals.

    [–] Nintendo's lying to us ass-destroyer 23 points ago in gaming

    TIFU By Trying To Look At My Forehead

    [–] Does this count? ass-destroyer 3 points ago in FellowKids

    I read 📖 this on reddit 👌, don't quote me.

    ~ /u/Hooman_Super


    ~Wayne Gretzky

    ~Michael Scott

    [–] im blue da ba dee da ba di [f] ass-destroyer 5 points ago in gonewild

    I'm blue

    I would eat out a guy

    I would eat out a dude

    I would eat out a guy

    [–] Sorry for lack of boob in this pic :P ass-destroyer 16 points ago in AsiansGoneWild

    I read both of these comments and still clicked. I am not a smart man.

    [–] Shame you mount baker vapor ass-destroyer 1 points ago in electronic_cigarette

    I've been trying to order juice from you guys today but every flavor I try to order says it's out of stock. Are all of your flavors out of stock? What options do I have here? I've been a loyal customer of yours for about two years now and I don't want to change that today but I just need some juice at this point and I don't even really even care what flavor it is.

    [–] God, family and sweet tea ass-destroyer 4 points ago in randomsexiness

    I'm sure her God and her family would be disappointed in this photo. Her sweet tea would be unaffected.

    [–] LPT: If you're getting married and hire a DJ/band, tell them to record their set. ass-destroyer 5 points ago in LifeProTips

    Depends on the dj really. I dj on occasion for family events and such and i always mix like I'm doing a club or festival set or whatever. Many mobile djs I've seen around my area however literally just play each track from start to finish and make no attempt to mix at all. I've even seen a guy put a playlist on automix in virtual dj and walk away and left it that way for the duration of the party. I don't think the guy owns a mixer or even knows how to mix. So your results may vary.

    [–] House panel votes to make women register for draft ass-destroyer 15 points ago in politics

    Good thing we have people like you to correct that record!

    [–] The King. The Queen. The Prince. ass-destroyer 2 points ago in pics

    Are you sure? I'm pretty sure she's a dragur.

    [–] Dream girl. ass-destroyer 6 points ago in OnOff

    No two pictures are of the same girl. It's literally 3 different girls.