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    [–] Mystery Metal Ring athomeonmysofa 1 points ago in UnexplainedPhotos

    Hmmm... Now that you mention it. It does yikes sorry op

    [–] Mystery Metal Ring athomeonmysofa -3 points ago in UnexplainedPhotos

    i like the girl

    [–] The unoriginal Reddit comment starterpack athomeonmysofa 236 points ago in starterpacks

    To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. Yes. I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches. You must be new to Reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, and it's almost as if Reddit is composed of millions of individuals with different opinions and outlooks. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with pedophiles, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver, unless he's a cop, in which case he'll just shoot your dog.

    [–] Furry in denial starter pack athomeonmysofa 19 points ago in starterpacks

    Rawr hewwo dosh any1 wanna fuwwy rp? w^ nuzzle glomps u 0w0 daddy so squishy!!!

    That physically hurt to write. 😩

    [–] hmmm athomeonmysofa 47 points ago in hmmm

    DAE BOOTY LOL!! 1!1!1! XDDD


    [–] Bad porn starter pack athomeonmysofa 445 points ago in starterpacks

    Also, not sure if girl is moaning in pain or in pleasure.

    [–] Hewwo *sweats profusely* athomeonmysofa 156 points ago in justneckbeardthings

    I bet that physically hurt to write.

    [–] 2 girls 1 cup. athomeonmysofa 14 points ago in gifs


    [–] Taking a 40mm grenade to the abdomen athomeonmysofa 16 points ago in HadToHurt

    Glad I'm not the only one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)