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    [–] Why do we measure a mile as 5280 feet instead of 2640 people? atticuslodius 1 points ago in shittyaskscience

    Fun fact, a mile was supposed to be 10,000 feet steps. However, the guy in charge that day was a union worker and his shift was up. He only made it to 5280 and though, "Meh, good enough".

    [–] Good luck nerds atticuslodius 3 points ago in RoastMe

    That hair look like Cocker Spaniel ears.

    [–] If I use bleach as mouth wash will my teeth get more white? atticuslodius 7 points ago in shittyaskscience

    Even better... It will cause an effect where you don't even care how white your teeth are!

    [–] How much glue does a horse make? atticuslodius 5 points ago in shittyaskscience

    Depends on how much they pay him an hour. A well paid horse will work harder on the assembly line and get lots of glue made that day.

    [–] He's name is david, enjoy atticuslodius 2 points ago in RoastMe

    The number 32 on his pants is actually the number of older boys that have molested him in the locker room.

    [–] Roast this vegatarian like bacon. atticuslodius 1 points ago in RoastMe

    She's licking the paper because she heard it was meat free. She also thought it smelled a little like butthole and couldn't resist licking.

    [–] I'm a faggot weeb, lazy fuck, and incredibly average. Gimme a good roast. atticuslodius 2 points ago in RoastMe

    No sharp edges on the desks, huge First aid kit in the background.... clearly this is special ed.

    [–] Roast this punk atticuslodius 2 points ago in RoastMe

    Looks like the type of guy that grows up to be a high school guidance counselor just to flirt with teenagers for the rest of his life.

    [–] 16 year old highschool golfer. i need to be destroyed atticuslodius 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Enjoy every single time you get it in the hole on the golf course, because heaven knows you won't be getting it in any hole in the bedroom.

    [–] Woo atticuslodius 16 points ago in RoastMe

    This is what a future of unemployment looks like.

    [–] Do it now. And my feelings better be hurt. atticuslodius 5 points ago in RoastMe

    At the grocery store do they frequently ask if you would like to use paper or plastic... or those huge bags under your eyes?

    [–] My Friend wants to be roasted and wants to see if you even find a flaw atticuslodius 7 points ago in RoastMe

    So how does your right side cope with having acne and the left side cope with receding hair line?

    [–] 24, Work in IT, No Friends, Make me cry when I get home!!!! atticuslodius 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Work in IT

    Turning on the computers as a librarian does not constitute IT work.

    [–] 19 year old Indian. Never had sex. Try your best. atticuslodius 12 points ago in RoastMe

    You should probably modify that from "Never had sex" to "Never had sex with a girl."

    [–] I ain't scared of you mother fuckers. atticuslodius 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in RoastMe

    Hm. Okay, deal.

    Wearing a Tivy High School shirt. 1 It had the hole in it, but probably was in fact the nicest thing in your closet. 2 It looks like it is dated 2011 at the bottom. So you clearly became a washed up dead beat since you’ve graduated that’s bent on living in the “good ol’ days” that you may never quite grow up. 3 Since Tivy is in Texas… the only thing that comes out of Texas is Steers and Q***** and you ain’t got no horns boy.

    [–] Agreed to be roasted for $10....make me regret it atticuslodius 5 points ago in RoastMe

    Wearing an American baseball hat doesn't make you look any less Middle Eastern.

    [–] I ain't scared of you mother fuckers. atticuslodius 2 points ago in RoastMe

    Glad you could wear your nice shirt for the pic.

    [–] Roast me if you can atticuslodius 1 points ago in RoastMe

    That suit will definitely protect your virginity.