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    [–] What music plays on the elevator ride to hell? atticuslodius 7 points ago in AskReddit

    I’m on a Highway to Hell by AC/DC with Gilbert Godfrey voicing over the word “highway” with “elevator ride”.

    [–] Since guns apparently don't kill people, what SHOULD we do? atticuslodius 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Trace every weapon back to its original seller. Fine the ones who were guilty of improper background checks or 2nd handed sales.

    [–] People who skip steps when walking up stairs. What's the rush? atticuslodius 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm not rushing, It actually helps stretch my hamstrings out a bit when I skip a step.

    [–] Americans of Reddit, how does it feel to be bombarded with Gun Control comments from non-American countries? atticuslodius 6 points ago in AskReddit

    People don't truly understand without living here. I live in the country where coyotes and such are around. I have a "guard dog" outside to protect my kids while they are playing, but I more so have it just in case I need to shoot a wild animal that gets after my kids.

    [–] Pickup truck drivers of reddit: Why back into parking spaces that have room to pull in forwards? atticuslodius 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I think it's easier to back in and just pull straight forward out when you are in a parking lot where the spaces are close together.

    If you get a "curb" parking spot you can pull over the curb an extra foot or so to lower the chances someone will run into your truck in the driving portion of the parking lot.

    [–] Why no stand up comedians make fun of matrix movies? atticuslodius 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The most successful comedians use current events to bring laughs in. Sure, you can make fun of old stuff, but that can't be your go-to bit.

    That movie is almost 20 years old.

    [–] What's your opinion on paying to sext with pornstars? atticuslodius 1 points ago in AskReddit

    No. It could be Big Boy Bubba just looking to earn some extra money to act like he's a "18 year old girl"

    [–] What is something you do that you think nobody else does? atticuslodius 1 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in AskReddit

    Sleep in my car at lunchbreak.

    [–] What would you think if a friend told you they can text but can’t talk to you over phone due to anxiety issues? atticuslodius 3 points ago in AskReddit

    It's true. With text, people have the ability to think about what they are going to say instead of be put on the spot with a verbal conversation where they can't re-read what they just said and see if it makes sense.

    [–] What's your best 'roses are red' poem for valentines day? atticuslodius 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Roses are red

    You look like a duck

    Let’s go to my bed

    And have a nice… cuddle

    [–] Bedridden with a fractured tibia, break my spirit too atticuslodius 10 points ago in RoastMe

    You may be bedridden but you've never been ridden in bed.

    [–] This twink showed up to work like this. Make him regret it. #happyvalentinesday atticuslodius 7 points ago in RoastMe

    I'm fairly confident even Helen Keller could have put an outfit together that looked better than this.

    [–] Waiting for my performance review atticuslodius 2 points ago in RoastMe

    Performance review as an American football goal post? That's all I can assume your job is by the gap in between those teeth.

    [–] Remind me why I have no date for Valentine’s Day atticuslodius 3 points ago in RoastMe

    You have no date on VD because you'll give those guys a VD that not even Ajax will scrub off.