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    [–] new box beneye 19 points ago in funny

    See there was a clown, a rat and a mouse trap..

    [–] new box beneye 1 points ago in funny

    When my dad comes back, you know, from the store to buy some smokes; I’m sure my life will be in the toilet too.

    [–] new box beneye 52 points ago in funny

    Now what kind of shit is this?

    [–] Quick flash [IMG] beneye 2 points ago in holdthemoan

    That man is thinking “I bet somewhere in the world some hot girl is playing with her pussy”

    [–] US soldiers, 1945. beneye 3 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    I remember watching the movie Hart’s war, I think, when the soldiers were watching tv or a movie at the base and the black soldiers had to sit behind the German POWs. And then during welcome at the airport upon returning to the states, there was one tunnel for white and another for back soldiers. That was demoralizing A.F.!

    [–] US soldiers, 1945. beneye 1 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    You want young men as your soldiers, it’s very physical I hear, like sports. Thanks for serving to all those brave man and women.

    [–] husband made me cry with his Valentine's "gift" beneye 1 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    For us it was awesome but she was mor excited than I was. We had just started going out and one day while hanging out at her house with her roommates, I looked at her ID and noticed. I showed it to her roommate who knew my birthday and like a golden retriever that she is she blatted it out. We all thought it was a sign.

    [–] Leather jacket display beneye 1 points ago in VerticalGifs

    Came down to comments to say this

    [–] Asian g[f] finally felt slutty enough to let me post beneye 1 points ago in GWCouples

    She’s got a cushion to for the pushing; you now..

    [–] “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?” beneye 1 points ago in Jokes

    Circuit city? Amateur… I was a Good Guys kind of a guy. I picked up a total of zero chicks there. Good times were had, not!

    [–] Hedgehog with its newborn babies beneye 2 points ago in aww

    So they actually screw around

    [–] Icing On The Cake beneye 4 points ago in GWCouples

    Gotta work on your timing tho’ if don’t wanna be a daddy.

    [–] What is your high school crush doing now? beneye 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You just don't see the tears.

    He’s cutting onions so..

    [–] Spreading her holes beneye 0 points ago in VerticalGifs

    Doesn’t look very tight.

    [–] Horse sweat evaporating after work beneye 1 points ago in gifs

    You fed the horse beef-a-reeno?

    [–] Spreading her holes beneye 11 points ago in VerticalGifs

    That one hole has seen some shit.

    [–] Feeling a bit loopy after surgery beneye 4 points ago in aww

    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?