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    [–] Men Who Can Do More Than 40 Push-Ups Far Less Likely To Develop Heart Disease bogues3000 3 points ago in science

    I forgot my gym card so I’m just gonna drive home and get it quickly so I don’t waste any time getting onto the treadmill

    [–] We stan 2 wholesome golden retrievers bogues3000 7 points ago in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

    Lol I didn’t mean to come across as gatekeeping being out of touch with slang 😊

    Just it’s funny to cite a reference from the year 2000 to say you don’t understand what the kids are talking about in 2019 is all.

    I’m 35 and I feel out of touch when I look at Soundcloud rappers, not because they’re using a word from an album that I owned when I was 17

    [–] We stan 2 wholesome golden retrievers bogues3000 37 points ago in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

    Dude you were 16 when that song came out.

    [–] Marvel taps 'Rick and Morty' Writer Michael Waldon as Showrunner for 'Loki' Series bogues3000 7 points ago in comicbookmovies

    Where’s Waldon?!!

    Sorry. No I’ve never heard of the guy, just wondering what the fuss is about 🤷🏻‍♂️

    [–] Bottle f-UCK YOU bogues3000 4 points ago in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

    All went exactly to plan

    [–] Kick the main boss of the company out of your bar at a company drinks? Okay. bogues3000 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    You’re exactly right, though it relies on both parties to not be a douche about it.

    • “Can I get a Cuba Libre with no Coke?”

    • “Sure!”

    Not:

    • “That’s not right 😡🙄😒”

    • “Technically it’s not a Cuba Libre without Coke 😎🤓😏”

    [–] Kick the main boss of the company out of your bar at a company drinks? Okay. bogues3000 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Hey drink rum and lime all day long if you want, but just don’t call it something it’s not.

    [–] Kick the main boss of the company out of your bar at a company drinks? Okay. bogues3000 19 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    I’m with you totally BUT have been on the wrong side of this far too often - no, you don’t get more booze if there’s no ice and without ice I can’t make it any colder no 🤦🏻‍♂️

    This is obviously not that though.

    [–] It’s Against our policy bogues3000 3 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Also my review of your sex tape 👍

    [–] I hope he isn’t a vet bogues3000 6 points ago in nevertellmetheodds

    To be fair there’s a small chance it would still be alive when it splats on the floor

    [–] It’s Against our policy bogues3000 2 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Name of your sex tape 👊

    [–] That could Lacoste her an arm bogues3000 2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in whitepeoplegifs

    I just can’t help but think I shouldn’t have gotten on its back in the first place.

    [–] That could Lacoste her an arm bogues3000 3 points ago in whitepeoplegifs

    Ok I’m on its back and I’m holding its jaw closed.

    Now what?