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    [–] Jussie Smollett case is going to a Grand Jury. bondoh 1 points ago in television

    He faked a hate crime by paying friends to put a noose around his neck and pour bleach on him and claimed they said "this is MAGA country" while wearing the red trump hats. The whole thing is bananas

    [–] Jussie Smollett case is going to a Grand Jury. bondoh 2 points ago in television

    Snall scratch? He claimed they put a noose around his neck (a noose around a black man's neck as in lynching) And poured bleach on him, as in "let's lighten up that dark skin"

    It would've been the worst type of hate crime if it actually played out how he said

    Kamala Harris tried to use the incident to push anti-lynching legislation. This could've easily lead to riots if people didn't smell the bullshit from the start

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 16 points ago in news

    Anyway, as Dave Chappelle said: " 'This is MAGA country!' isn't something a Trump supporter would say; it's something [Jussie] thinks a Trump supporter would say! A real Trump supporter would say 'This is America!'

    Damn so well said.

    Ironically every time I've seen footage of protesters at Trump rallies they get drowned out by chants of "USA USA USA"

    even at the sotu the republicans used that move when the democrats almost started a classless mocking chant.

    But it all just goes to show Trump suporters are not about "MAGA country" they are about "America!" and somehow that is being labeled as a bad thing which just makes them want to stand their ground more (No seriously I read an article before the super bowl that argued the patriots were the team representing "team MAGA" and white people and one of the arguments was that the team was called the patriots as if there's a negative implication there)

    That's what we've come to folks

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 7 points ago in news

    If he doesn't get some kind of jail time I might lose whatever faith I have left in the justice system

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 66 points ago * (lasted edited 16 hours ago) in news

    Maybe if he said it happened 30 years ago he would've had a better chance.

    Honestly my best guess is he indeed thought the cops wouldn't look that deeply into it. That public opinion would be on his side and therefor they'd only look for what he told them to look for (two white guys) But since those people didn't exist; they couldn't be found. Therefore after his initial victim world tour, he'd wait a few months and do a second victim world tour that took shots at the fact that his assailants got away with it and that this could happen even to someone like him in Trump's America.

    Anything the cops did (in his mind) would fail, not only logistically (since he knew there was no one to find) but also in regards to public affairs. Jussie would have turned himself into a face of the revamped 2019 BLM movement while pointing the finger not only at President Trump and white America, but at boys in blue who didn't care enough to catch the bad guys.

    He would've said basically what he said when it started falling apart "if it were a Latino or a Muslim that attacked me, the cops would've arrested him by now"

    And his career would thrive as he became a hero of civil rights.

    All because police are incompetent and wouldn't dare to insinuate he might be lying, even if they did suspect it, because the entire left and blm and his two presidential candidate friends have his back.

    That is what I imagined he was thinking.

    Where he went the most wrong (almost even to my surprise) was how vigorously the Chicago police pursued this case. And it didn't take long at all before reports leaked out they were looking at it as a possible hoax. They really didn't put up with his shit.

    That's my best theory

    Edit: it also has to be said in the modern day, if this were a rape and he were a woman the idea of questioning the victim in general would be seriously frowned upon no matter how sketchy the story was--CoughDrFordCough--maybe he thought as a gay black man he would get similar treatment

    Heck he basically said as much in some of his interviews. "Like why wouldn't you believe me? Like its the truth"

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 8 points ago in news

    Can you imagine if that's really the thing that helps separate his campaign?

    "Ladies and gentlemen, I know my fellow Democrats want the nomination and perhaps even have some good ideas too. But I'm the one who finally put an end to lynching in America.....by which I mean passed a law making it extra extra illegal, even though it already was. Next, I will make anyone who tries to drown a woman to see is she's a witch a crime as well!"

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 2 points ago in news

    I really don't get it. Talk about just playing politics. First off lynching is murder and would be considered premeditated first degree and whatever else you can tack on (almost certainly would be considered hate crime too)

    And second when was the last time there was an actual lynching? Harris and Booker have this whole "this is long overdue" attitude but long overdue in what way?

    It's already as illegal as it gets. And it's already a crime that doesn't happen anymore.

    So is there anything to this beyond a symbolic gesture? Or is it (obviously) just a symbolic gesture?

    Might as well pass a law making it illegal to drown women who are suspected of being a witch

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 6 points ago in news

    EXT-Night-Chicago

    The brave young man lays there beaten, with a noose around his neck and frozen remains of bleach on his clothes.

    A child, black, stands in the middle of the road. This is our narrator, standing at the scene but outside of it.

    The narrator looks into the camera.

    Narrator: Is this the America you want? I don't. Vote Harris 2020

    Fade to black

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 12 points ago in news

    Well said.

    This is someone who's probably never talked to a Trump supporter, showing us his fever dream imagination of what he thinks their hate crimes would be like.

    In reality, he comes across a real Trump supporter one day (even after all this) and the worst he gets is a side eye and someone shaking their head at him (unless he confronts them directly at which point he might get the dreaded smirk)

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 2 points ago in news

    I'd like to scan occupy democrats facebook page to see what all they said about it at the time I can only imagine

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 1 points ago in news

    There are so many bad details I keep forgetting them all.

    Dudes in Chicago at 2am in below 0 weather.

    Is approached by two white men wearing trump hats who call him fag. Tell him "this is MAGA country" beat him up, put a noose around his neck, and pour a bleach like liquid on him. (Which they conveniently had on them)

    After which point he doesn't initially want to call the police (we're talking about the type of crime so serious that politicians are using it to push legislation and he didn't want to call the police, a neighbor called for him iirc)

    He also kept the noose on for a couple of hours and was still wearing it when the cops arrived...

    Oh and the part I forgot...these guys didn't just call him a fag, they specifically called him "that Empire fag"

    It's like bad comedy. This is the "springtime for hitler" of hate crime hoaxes.

    [–] This is why we hate FAKE NEWS - We always remember. bondoh 2 points ago in The_Donald

    I can't wait to see their article saying we were right

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 6 points ago in news

    Forget the when and where. Even the what was too much.

    Black guy attacked by white racist? That's possible. Add any of the following: the noose. The bleach. The MAGA hats. The yelling "MAGA country"

    And any one of those makes it hard to buy. Any two of those is "this is definitely a hoax"

    And all 4? LOL is he serious? This can't be serious.

    If they did that in a movie you'd be like "this is so over the top"

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 4 points ago in news

    if you sat down to write a story about a stereotypical hate crime.

    And then over dramatized it by a lot too.

    A LOT.

    Two white guys attacking a black guy because he's black. That's enough to be stereotypical. Add any one of the following: 1. The hats. 2. The noose. 3. The bleach. 4. Them actually saying "this is MAGA country" and you've "jumped the shark".

    Adding all 4 makes it seem like the fever dream of what could happen in "Trump's America"

    Except it's just a fever dream because it only happens in dreams and when you make hoaxes like this one

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 3 points ago in news

    Not to go all 4chan on you but

    Chicago MAGA country

    Pick one.

    He could've at least tried to pull this hoax somewhere else, like the south or rust belt.

    Surely he had a little travel money

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 2 points ago in news

    And yet so much of the media ran with it. Didn't he manage to get on the view or something?

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 5 points ago in news

    Fired from his show?

    Whoa it's not like he made an ape joke or did something sexually inappropriate 30 years ago.

    Just faked a hate crime in the most politically divisive time since the civil war.

    Seriously though.....he needs to do prison time

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 18 points ago in news

    This is why I believe in due process more than ever. The court of public opinion is so dangerous right now. Whether it's MeToo stuff or racial stuff or whatever else, we cannot dox people and go crazy.

    Also in the era of Fake News journalist have to do better. Prove they're not what President Trump says instead of proving him right

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 1 points ago in news

    How does someone get attacked by two men, have bleach poured on their skin, and a noose put on their neck (with all that means historically) and not want to call the police?

    The fact that he didn't initially want to go the police is the biggest red flag of all

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 1 points ago in news

    Exactly.

    It's a situation where as I saw someone say the other day "the demand outweighs the supply"

    They (the media and leftist in general) seem to be acting like President Trump has brought back a full blown KKKlan mentality in half the country and that has lead to people being brazen about hate crimes but there's no actual vocal Trump supporters committing hate crimes.

    Just a laundry list of hoaxes.

    [–] Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg back at court after cancer bout bondoh 0 points ago in news

    If it's an asinine then you don't need to add to it.

    You don't need to stretch "do you think they would hide her death for a few weeks or a month" into "2 years"

    [–] Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack bondoh 32 points ago in news

    We actually do need to have the very important conversation about hoax hate crimes.

    There has been an astounding number of them since 2015.

    Didn't someone even burn down a black church and paint "Trump rules" or something like that? (Turned out it was a member of the church)

    They're pretty easy to spot too. It's the ones that are really blatant and feature someone yelling out a Trump related slogan.