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    [–] Don’t ask broccoli_meister 1 points ago in funny

    Ah yes, the Fallout 3 NPC street performer

    [–] The Inuits are dumby socialists who will invite China to their land. broccoli_meister 14 points ago in ShitAmericansSay

    With Area51 being the meme of the month July, God I hope Trump gets a memo that Greenland purchase was declared meme of the month August.

    [–] The Inuits are dumby socialists who will invite China to their land. broccoli_meister 30 points ago in ShitAmericansSay

    Because apart from possessive 'its' in virtually all other scenarios you can follow the rule that in English possessive is made by adding the possessive morpheme 's to a noun phrase.

    TL;DR you have to know the exception to know the exception. But also autocorrect

    [–] “America perfected pizza” broccoli_meister -7 points ago * (lasted edited 11 hours ago) in ShitAmericansSay

    I've had Neapolitan pizza in Naples, and I enjoyed it. This is because I enjoy a good, thick dough any day of the week. But to claim that Neapolitan pizza is somehow true while Hawaii pizza isn't...? Boy, that's peak hipsterdom. Why does anyone feel the need to r/gatekeeping pizza? Pizza is just pizza. It's not an essential survival food like potatoes, lentils or wheat itself where the thousands of way to prepare it reflect the rich cultures that have developed around survival on one key food.

    To me it's like gatekeeping Twix. Fuck it, some Twix is worse than the other, but it's still Twix, and I like it. I don't have to be in a 50m radius of the Twix factory to guarantee best Twix. I don't think I've had any decent American pizza, but that's because I wasn't looking for it. I had the NYC dollar slice, and it's fine for the price.

    Edit: anyone needing proof of hipster rage, pls compare number of downvotes to the number of counter-argument replies

    [–] Let me fake my tears for a moment broccoli_meister 104 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in trashy

    Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??

    Edit: This is copypasta. It's from my favorite r/circlejerk post of all time's title

    [–] Six months on tinder as a young sex worker looking primarily for older men. [OC] broccoli_meister 0 points ago in dataisbeautiful

    I don't feel pity for them.

    Imagine paying for sex. Oh, we've raised that bar? Ok, so when do we raise it for companionship.

    Just look at geishas

    [–] The Ramsays has the best insults broccoli_meister 28 points ago in MurderedByWords

    I hope so too, if everyone was as cynical as I we might as well just close the shop and call it a day.

    [–] The lungs of the Earth is burning broccoli_meister 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Funnily, the founder and majority owner of Amazon (the company) is investing precisely in...space travel.

    [–] WE ARE FUCKED broccoli_meister 1 points ago in memes

    There's also a tree species in Tasmania that, per David Attenborough, can only reproduce in fire conditions.

    Note: It doesn't apply to the Amazon fire, just thought I'd share.

    [–] It's OFFICIAL!!!! Imma cry broccoli_meister 10 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    Is there a difference between 'Shellberg' and 'Shellburg' in English?

    [–] Am I the only one who thinks it’s a travesty that we don’t have an Aventador remake? (Sorry if this isn’t allowed.) broccoli_meister 2 points ago in gtavcustoms

    This seems like the wrong post to get lost in, but...

    Let's say I don't know enough about cars to get into a serious IRL discussion, but I did play a lot of GTA and Forza Horizon. With that, I keep finding myself disappointed at how...same all the Lamborghini models look, and to an extent also feel. I mostly don't enjoy driving them because of how foolproof they feel. And my reply would've been "what about Tempesta", but it seems that is based on Hurracan.

    So to sum it up, yeah I don't know much about cars :P

    [–] Wholesome Cab Driver broccoli_meister 6 points ago in wholesomememes

    It's a running joke that to test whether a Bosnian woman is marriage material, one need only leave a sack of potatoes in front of the door. If you see her running away with it, it means she has passed the test.

    [–] What was a sketchy cheap buy, that ended up being one of your best purchases? broccoli_meister 1 points ago in AskReddit

    facehole shovels

    Cracked me up. My whole life wherever I lived we never invested (emotionally?) into having a full set of utensils, so 6 spoons by 6 makers etc. We'd fight regularly over who'd get "the good spoons" and ridicule those that didn't even have a favorite spoon smh

    [–] He doesn't need to say more broccoli_meister 7 points ago in ShitAmericansSay

    Why would you think that one requires more effort than the other? Larger countries have larger governments for a reason.

    Just so you know, I agree the sub is super self-contained, I'm not here to shun you

    [–] What game do you find best for getting into a “flow” state? broccoli_meister 2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in patientgamers

    grind mindlessly

    Fallout 4 and Skyrim. There's something so magical about collecting trash and travelling towards new encounters. Plus I'm now at a point where I've played them long ago enough that I can barely remember anything but the bare bones of any plot, let alone companion stories and such.

    Was gonna make a standalone comment, but yours encompasses mine.

    Edit: for people combing through for recommendations, other games that get me in the flow are Civ 4,5,6; GTA:Online (despite all the lacks, I still did pump 1500hrs out of it); Rimworld; Minecraft; Mass Effect 1; Stardew Valley; Slay the Spire)

    [–] This will always be my favorite garage broccoli_meister 1 points ago in gtavcustoms

    Oh dayym that's a pretty Phoenix! I never even considered a clean paintjob, and even though I'm not a fan of red that's a beautiful look

    [–] It would be a dishonor to my ancestors if I didn’t know how to use chopsticks since I’m 1/7 Mongolian and 1/8 Indian broccoli_meister -33 points ago in ShitAmericansSay

    Well, imagine not being or coming across as very interesting. You pull whatever you can and throw it at the other person, hoping something will stick. It's flirting itself that can get cringey, but it's a risk we all take at some point. And I don't recognize it in this sub's context.

    [–] It would be a dishonor to my ancestors if I didn’t know how to use chopsticks since I’m 1/7 Mongolian and 1/8 Indian broccoli_meister -46 points ago in ShitAmericansSay

    A Polish looking woman in her 40s (recently divorced?) giving herself the N-word pass and trying to rap drunk? Enough details, and I'd make this a deliberate theme.

    But for real though, the OP pic isn't cringey... First of all, that's someone clumsily trying to flirt. It was obviously the other person who decided that this should be shared. Not cool? And second, you don't need a degree in cultural studies to know in which cuisine to use chopsticks. This was an attempt at a joke. So what if it's not a good joke. Instant r/ShitAmericansSay? Someone please paraphrase for me what it is in this post that Americans say. Discuss their heritage?