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    [–] President Obama fist-bumping climate activist Greta Thunberg carpinttas 1 points ago in gifs

    Seems fitting that your idol is a 9 year old girl.

    wtf are you talking about? the girl in the gif? I don't even know who she is. it's the first time I saw her

    [–] President Obama fist-bumping climate activist Greta Thunberg carpinttas 2 points ago in gifs

    you Communists dont lift a finger against China and India - the two biggest polluters in the world?

    im not a communist and I complain about developing countries pollution a lot. I'm not part of any group you have imagined. you know nothing about me, yet at every point you assume my opinions on other topics.

    [–] President Obama fist-bumping climate activist Greta Thunberg carpinttas -1 points ago in gifs

    CNN is not a legitimate resource. Might as well cite Wikipedia.

    good thing there's hundreds of news reports on it

    https://lmgtfy.com/?q=americans+can%27t+afford+emergency

    [–] President Obama fist-bumping climate activist Greta Thunberg carpinttas 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in gifs

    the most drastic changes will be in specific places

    You keep moving the goalposts

    that was my first post you retard, you have zero reading comprehension so you didn't realize I said from the start. if you are not referring to me but to the scientific community, no they did not change their minds, you are just completely uneducated. global warming was re-branded to climate change because retards liek you can't comprehend that if the Earth gets 2 degrees hotter (global warming) this causes drastic climate change. And global climate change doesn't mean that every single place on Earth changes in the same way. some will barely change, others will change drastically.

    no goalposts were moved, you only got slight pieces of new information that was previously available.

    Irrelevant to the discussion. Discussion was on anthropogenic global warming, not world hunger. Those problems exist regardless of global warming.

    HOW THE FUCK IS 'CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES CERTAIN COMMUNITIES TO NO LONGER BE ABLE TO GROW CROPS AND STARVE' NOT RELEVANT TO THE DISCUSSION ON CLIMATE CHANGE?

    HOW IS YOUR ARGUMENT OF 'FOOD WILL BE GROWN ELSEWHERE' RELEVANT? THE PEOPLE WITHOUT FOOD WILL STILL NOT HAVE FOOD YOU IGNORAMUS. WE AREN"T TALKING ABOUT "NOT ENOUGH FOOD" WE ARE TALKING ABOUT "PEOPLE STARVING"

    [–] President Obama fist-bumping climate activist Greta Thunberg carpinttas 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in gifs

    me:

    the most drastic changes will be in specific places

    you:

    How do you have global famine and more arable land at the same time?

    you don't have global famine. you have localized famine in places that used to have 90% agriculture jobs and now have 10% because their land is underwater or arid.

    your argument here boils down to "we can make food somewhere else".

    We already can and we already do make food somewhere else. We already have enough food to end world hunger, every day, we waste and throw away enough to feed the world and we are not even trying to do that. We could even make more food but have no reason to make more. Famine was never a problem with the amount of food but distribution. the places where there's hunger, food doesn't reach there. it's too expensive to take food there, the people, the country doesn't have the resources to bring food in or to grow food.

    Funny how you are ignorant of such a simple thing as what is the problem of world hunger, yet speak so confidently about the subject.

    If in a decade several countries that produced huge amounts of food and exported them instead needs to import the food because their climate changed and crops don't grow, how will they have the money for it? how can they pay for expensive imports if their biggest export just disappeared? their economy tanks and people can't eat. And the countries that were buying that food also suffer, with increased prices. 40% of Americans can't afford a $400 emergency. Do you think America is ready for what is coming?

    https://money.cnn.com/2018/05/22/pf/emergency-expenses-household-finances/index.html

    if Obama's mansion goes underwater

    it won't go underwater because it's not like 5 meter above water. it's not a bungalow in the sand. there's not going to be any giant tsunami like in the 2012 movie. it's a small gradual rise of sea level. you can see his house here: https://imgur.com/VLGBcIb

    what is that, 30 meters above sea level or more? the house will be fine. Even just 1 meter of sea-level rise, which will do NOTHING to Obama's house, would do this to Florida: https://imgur.com/4e8PIzf

    to the world? unimaginable loss of property, economic power, productivity. chaos. mass migrations.

    ""Citation needed"" ? Go fuck your self in the ass with citations. The hypocrisy of asking for a citation when you deny climate change regardless of the tens of thousands of citations that prove it, dating all the way back to 1890, from numerous parties including even oil companies like Shell.

    You are ignorant because it is convenient for you. You throw around any stupid idea like it is evidence, but don't even go and check how high is Obama's house which took me 10 seconds to google. You are the laughing stock of everyone in the thread, and of most educated people. suck trumps dick.

    [–] President Obama fist-bumping climate activist Greta Thunberg carpinttas 1 points ago in gifs

    he can afford to move you retard. climate change is going to affect the poor, not the ultra-rich. and they aren't going to rise 30 meters. unfortunately, there're plenty of places where even just half a meter can be a catastrophe.

    [–] President Obama fist-bumping climate activist Greta Thunberg carpinttas 13 points ago in gifs

    the world is ending in 12 years

    who said this? no one said that. that's not what climate change is. it's not the 2012 movie. The rich will be fine. Meanwhile, there will be mass migrations, famine due to food shortages because the changing climate means you can't grow the same things you did. the most drastic changes will be in specific places, and people with money can do away from those places. You will be fucked, yet you vote for those who horde the riches for themselves not through their merit but by abusing others and abusing the climate, screwing you and us in the ass.

    [–] Droning to drowning carpinttas 68 points ago in nononono

    ruins the aerodynamics of the drone though

    [–] Former Google drone engineer resigns, warning autonomous robots could lead to accidental mass killings carpinttas 5 points ago in Futurology

    I mean you can make a terminal turn red if you are connected to prod. you can make oracle sql developer and pl/sql developer turn red too. I think you can do that no matter how you connect to the DB to make changes.

    [–] Former Google drone engineer resigns, warning autonomous robots could lead to accidental mass killings carpinttas 11 points ago in Futurology

    the problem with drone swarms is much bigger than America or China. Any group, or even just one individual could potentially make one and kill targeted masses of people.

    [–] LPT: If you're tempted to upgrade your phone but yours works just fine, try buying a new case, changing the background and download a theme that will change your icons and fonts. It will appear as a different device and may scratch that itch and buy you a couple more months. carpinttas 1 points ago in LifeProTips

    FYI google photos also has unlimited free storage for iPhones, just gotta download the app.

    that's literally my point. I'm replying to a guy that is saying that android and apple is the same thing. it's not. android is freedom/open, apple closed.

    google photos, google drive, cloud etc are available on all androids and all iPhones and on any computer. I can move anywhere. but if I move to Apple, I can't easily move back.

    [–] LPT: If you're tempted to upgrade your phone but yours works just fine, try buying a new case, changing the background and download a theme that will change your icons and fonts. It will appear as a different device and may scratch that itch and buy you a couple more months. carpinttas 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in LifeProTips

    huh, what.. google photos, google drive, cloud etc are available on all androids and all iPhones and on any computer. I can move anywhere. but if I move to Apple, I can't easily move back. I would have to install and use fucking iTunes to access files in an iPhone. I can't just plug it like any USB device ever. I would have to pay for unlimited cloud storage, while google photos is unlimited for free.

    edit: alright, reading comprehension is hard.

    [–] man and woman lessons carpinttas 4 points ago in comedyheaven

    It's not strength training

    I supposed it can be for weak people, although not for long, they would need to transition to something with weights. the average person can't even do a push-up, and some yoga movements are harder than push-ups.

    [–] man and woman lessons carpinttas 1 points ago in comedyheaven

    Nowadays, every adult tries to stay fit just like in the US

    I understand we are talking about having visible muscle, but people have literally never been fatter, both in the US and France or anywhere else. this worry of not getting too ripped applies to a very small % of the population.

    [–] The Dick Line is at $100k carpinttas 4 points ago in Bitcoin

    is this a joke? can you clarify what's the joke?

    [–] My GF is aborting our baby and it’s mentally destroying me. What do I do? carpinttas 16 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago) in AskMen

    duh. we know the fetus is not her body. that's not what the slogan 'my body my choice means'. it means the only way to save the fetus is to let the woman's body be recked, irreversibly damaged, hormones changed permanently, risk of death, risk of disability, risk of infertility, so only she can morally choose whether or not to make that sacrifice.

    I can't force you to use your body to go save someone's life. not even 10 people. not even just donating blood to save a grown-ass adult much less pregnancy and childbirth to save a fetus that isn't human intelligent life yet. because it's your body - your rights to your body are more important than others right to life. you can't (morally) force a woman to save the fetus by carrying it to term. that's her choice if she wants to sacrifice herself to save the child or not.

    [–] THe lEFt hAS becOMe so eXtrEmE i'vE been FoRCed TO mOvE RiGHt carpinttas 15 points ago in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

    is going way further left

    compared to what? USA decades ago? of course, it is, and who is denying that? LGBT had no rights decades ago.

    compared to Europe right now? the USA left is still on the right of center.

    [–] Longboard dancing carpinttas -1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    neither. tiny shorts.