Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here


    + friends - friends
    4,291 link karma
    129,649 comment karma
    send message redditor for

    [–] Cop is hit by a train while pursuing a suspect. chapterpt 1 points ago in videos

    This is the evolutionary strength of focus in human beings.

    [–] 40 Stone ISIS Fanatic is a UNIT chapterpt 437 points ago in AbsoluteUnits

    If something about ISIS feels right, you have a problem.

    [–] This sign of hobo symbols at railroad museum chapterpt 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    just don't cuss religion effectively - because it would be easy for hobo to believe there is no god.

    [–] Met my twin at a hockey game chapterpt 5 points ago in pics

    depends, are your foreskins the same?

    did you dock when you verified them?

    [–] Don't pick up the phone I'm online chapterpt 2 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I needed to write on a paper that Yellow was for Video so that I wouldn't mess up connecting my n64 because I wasn't allowed to leave it connected to the tube.

    [–] But he has a court date... chapterpt 1 points ago in KidsAreFuckingStupid

    they teach stop and frisk in highschool now.

    [–] Oh lawn he com- *goes into cardiac arrest* chapterpt -1 points ago in dankmemes

    I am sure people that like to fuck cats and dogs have the same reaction...unless they like 'em chubby.

    next up, lets compare apples and oranges.

    [–] [tool] Just a reminder you’re doing this for you and how you see yourself x chapterpt 9 points ago in GetMotivated

    Plenty of pictures of people saving Koalas in Australia. I didn't see much love for reptiles. I think people like what they like and people are nicer to what they like.

    [–] [tool] Just a reminder you’re doing this for you and how you see yourself x chapterpt 1 points ago in GetMotivated

    I didn't lose weight so much as buy clothes that made me look good. I was no longer an overweight kid but I was still dressing like one.

    [–] Goop’s Netflix series: It’s so much worse than I expected and I can’t unsee it chapterpt 1 points ago in television

    is Gwyneth an evil genius preying on idiots, or a gullible idiot using her clout to make money spreading nonsense that she actually believes?

    can't she be both? an evil genius who lacks self awareness can be a gullible idiot making a solid profit. at the end of the day she checks her bank account and remembers she is winning. TIGER BLOOD.

    [–] Goddamnit Lisa chapterpt 1 points ago in suspiciouslyspecific

    ad impressions.

    [–] Madlad asks out a girl chapterpt 1 points ago in madlads

    "let me see the phone" takes phone and leaves.

    [–] Happy birthday, Betty White! 98 years of cool... chapterpt 3 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    I think a big part of it is her ability to laugh.

    [–] My awesome cat, Leo, trying to make me feel better when I was sick! chapterpt 3 points ago in videos

    my cat was a cat we were taking care of (that after 2 years became our cat) when I was still not a cat person. I got really ill and she climbed on my pillow, groomed my hair and would pur. she never move off the pillow, moving around to sit around my head as a slept.

    She was like any dog I'd ever known.

    [–] Spitting at people can put you to sleep chapterpt 0 points ago in PublicFreakout

    I have no real knowledge of, or opinions on, the conflict you're referring to.


    More importantly, what the actual fuck does that have to do with the video we're commenting on?!


    [–] Easy guy - Minecraft chapterpt 2 points ago in PublicFreakout

    Hope he got the help he so badly needed

    a plastic bag over the head from behind, then punched to disorient and asphyxiated. So he is sort of aware of what's up but also hopeless confused,then dead.