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    [–] Cop is hit by a train while pursuing a suspect. chapterpt 1 points ago in videos

    This is the evolutionary strength of focus in human beings.

    [–] 40 Stone ISIS Fanatic is a UNIT chapterpt 437 points ago in AbsoluteUnits

    If something about ISIS feels right, you have a problem.

    [–] This sign of hobo symbols at railroad museum chapterpt 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    just don't cuss religion effectively - because it would be easy for hobo to believe there is no god.

    [–] Met my twin at a hockey game chapterpt 5 points ago in pics

    depends, are your foreskins the same?

    did you dock when you verified them?

    [–] Don't pick up the phone I'm online chapterpt 2 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I needed to write on a paper that Yellow was for Video so that I wouldn't mess up connecting my n64 because I wasn't allowed to leave it connected to the tube.

    [–] But he has a court date... chapterpt 1 points ago in KidsAreFuckingStupid

    they teach stop and frisk in highschool now.

    [–] Oh lawn he com- *goes into cardiac arrest* chapterpt -1 points ago in dankmemes

    I am sure people that like to fuck cats and dogs have the same reaction...unless they like 'em chubby.

    next up, lets compare apples and oranges.

    [–] [tool] Just a reminder you’re doing this for you and how you see yourself x chapterpt 9 points ago in GetMotivated

    Plenty of pictures of people saving Koalas in Australia. I didn't see much love for reptiles. I think people like what they like and people are nicer to what they like.

    [–] [tool] Just a reminder you’re doing this for you and how you see yourself x chapterpt 1 points ago in GetMotivated

    I didn't lose weight so much as buy clothes that made me look good. I was no longer an overweight kid but I was still dressing like one.

    [–] Goop’s Netflix series: It’s so much worse than I expected and I can’t unsee it chapterpt 1 points ago in television

    is Gwyneth an evil genius preying on idiots, or a gullible idiot using her clout to make money spreading nonsense that she actually believes?

    can't she be both? an evil genius who lacks self awareness can be a gullible idiot making a solid profit. at the end of the day she checks her bank account and remembers she is winning. TIGER BLOOD.

    [–] Goddamnit Lisa chapterpt 1 points ago in suspiciouslyspecific

    ad impressions.

    [–] Madlad asks out a girl chapterpt 1 points ago in madlads

    "let me see the phone" takes phone and leaves.

    [–] Happy birthday, Betty White! 98 years of cool... chapterpt 3 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    I think a big part of it is her ability to laugh.

    [–] My awesome cat, Leo, trying to make me feel better when I was sick! chapterpt 3 points ago in videos

    my cat was a cat we were taking care of (that after 2 years became our cat) when I was still not a cat person. I got really ill and she climbed on my pillow, groomed my hair and would pur. she never move off the pillow, moving around to sit around my head as a slept.

    She was like any dog I'd ever known.

    [–] Spitting at people can put you to sleep chapterpt 0 points ago in PublicFreakout

    I have no real knowledge of, or opinions on, the conflict you're referring to.

    whoosh.

    More importantly, what the actual fuck does that have to do with the video we're commenting on?!

    Haha.

    [–] Easy guy - Minecraft chapterpt 2 points ago in PublicFreakout

    Hope he got the help he so badly needed

    a plastic bag over the head from behind, then punched to disorient and asphyxiated. So he is sort of aware of what's up but also hopeless confused,then dead.