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    [–] What movie did you have high hopes for, and it lived up to your expectations? cjwoodsplitter 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Thankfully I read the book after watching the movie, so I was able to thoroughly enjoy it without having any kind of preconceived expectations. But after reading the book I was amazed by everything that was different. Sorta cool in the way that it was like two completely different ways to tell the same story. So it was almost like watching a really well made reboot.

    [–] What movie did you have high hopes for, and it lived up to your expectations? cjwoodsplitter 3 points ago in AskReddit

    We’ll just have to agree to disagree on that one. No book movie has ever had more substance than the book version - not a knock, just not enough time. For me, the only thing the movie did better was put more nostalgia that the masses could appreciate. The book is way more geared towards the true nerds, which I do not claim to be they were mostly over my head.

    [–] What movie did you have high hopes for, and it lived up to your expectations? cjwoodsplitter 10 points ago in AskReddit

    I’m torn on this one for sure. On its own, it was fantastic. But having read the book I was really surprised at how much they changed. It’s probably the most changed story from book to movie that I’ve ever seen. It was like a story taking place in an alternate universe. Same characters, same concept but different everything else.

    [–] Am I really that ugly? cjwoodsplitter 3 points ago in youseeingthisshit

    Actually, the picture looks better.

    [–] Are you staying with MoviePass moving forward? cjwoodsplitter 3 points ago in MoviePassClub

    Lucky... I logged in earlier and things seemed fine. All movies were showing and I cross checked with Fandango. Talking with my wife at dinner about what time I’d hit, open the app and freaking nothing. The plus side I guess is that I didn’t get all the way to the theater and discover it.

    And Moviepass has their BS auto reply on saying they won’t reimburse out of pocket purchases.

    [–] Are you staying with MoviePass moving forward? cjwoodsplitter 5 points ago in MoviePassClub

    Well, before tonight I was gonna keep it for sure. I only get time to see movies Monday-Wednesday late nights, so I haven’t had any issues with surge pricing. However, when I log in tonight all of the movies are gone. I have 6 theaters in my area and the only movie available for me to see is Mama Mia. Literally everything else is either missing entirely, or blacked out. Not blacked out because I’ve seen them (I’ve only seen Antman and The Equalizer 2 currently)

    So if this continues I’ll have to cancel.

    [–] I'm gonna tell you a great story cjwoodsplitter 54 points ago in MoviePassClub

    Kinda like our grandpas telling us when movies were a dime.

    [–] Spran then lighter, WCGR? cjwoodsplitter 295 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    These are the types of videos that I need legit follow-ups to.

    [–] The road every time I have to pee... cjwoodsplitter 2 points ago in funny

    Haha pretty much what I had in mind. Thanks!

    [–] The road every time I have to pee... cjwoodsplitter 1 points ago in funny

    I feel like this needs a beat drop.

    [–] MoviePass Return on Investment cjwoodsplitter 6 points ago in MoviePassClub

    Can confirm... For fun, we bought 192 shares back when it was .60. After the reverse split, we now have a whopping 1 share that is valued at $2 and falling.

    [–] No kids over 13 cjwoodsplitter 0 points ago in funny

    That ain’t even a high and tight. More of a medium fade.

    [–] [Homemade] Crunchwrap Supreme cjwoodsplitter 61 points ago in food

    Made these for my wife once, she went into early labor about 3 hours later. No joke.

    [–] Am I Missing Something cjwoodsplitter 10 points ago in MoviePassClub

    Yeah I’ve definitely saved more than I’ve paid. It was fun while it lasted for sure. For me, it was just nice to hit a movie a couple nights a week after the kids and wife went to sleep. Before Moviepass, I was one that wrote off seeing movies in theaters unless I got a deal on a gift card or one as a gift. I’ll go back to that with no issues - maybe try A-list until it changes too much.

    [–] [Official] MoviePass Service Update 7/27/2018 cjwoodsplitter 32 points ago in MoviePassClub

    Normal 2D Mission Impossible is blacked out for me at every local theater (6 different ones). I don’t have an E-ticketing one so can’t compare.

    [–] Catch me, daddy! cjwoodsplitter 13 points ago in holdmyjuicebox

    Ha my son is younger than that boy and he’s always finding new ways to kill himself. He would be salivating at the chance to attempt suicide off that mini cliff.

    [–] Catch me, daddy! cjwoodsplitter 333 points ago in holdmyjuicebox

    Looks back at him.. “he’s ready for me! wahooooooAHHHHHHHH!”

    [–] Varnishing my latest portrait cjwoodsplitter 29 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    This could also be in r/mildlyinfuriating. Them brush strokes bro.

    [–] Catch me, daddy! cjwoodsplitter 371 points ago in holdmyjuicebox

    Damn. As a dad with 2 young kids, I know that what one does, the other will want to do as well. That fucking dad fucking should fucking have fucking known fucking better.