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    [–] Not even shaking... cjwoodsplitter 2 points ago in PraiseTheCameraMan

    Shitters gone!...... other shitters gone!!!

    [–] “potentially inappropriate” yeah.. i’d say so cjwoodsplitter 2 points ago in creepyPMs

    Hell no! I’d never let someone do that to me after being ok with making so many grammatical errors. Psycho.

    [–] Going down a slide... cjwoodsplitter 2 points ago in funny

    Damn that’s not a slide it’s a trampoline!

    [–] HMC while I let him lead the dance (fixed) cjwoodsplitter 1 points ago in holdmycosmo

    She’s gonna feel that shit in the morning. That’s for damn sure.

    [–] A compilation of reflex... By dads cjwoodsplitter 21 points ago in DadReflexes

    For reals. Just last night my kids were jumping on the bed and my 2 year old son almost went head first to the floor. Out of nowhere my right arm just reached and caught him. I was watching my daughter at the time and it was totally a peripheral vision catch. But it happened. And my wife was very impressed.

    [–] Light strobe dance cjwoodsplitter 1 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    So fanny packs are back in???

    [–] Unraveled fake crab meat cjwoodsplitter 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Goddamn come scratch my back ASAP

    [–] Letting your kid go to the toilet in a display potty at a baby store. cjwoodsplitter 3 points ago in trashy

    Try it before you buy it. Must not have been good enough for the little feller. Who could blame him?

    [–] #TedTalk on Nipples.. cjwoodsplitter 39 points ago in funny

    Makes sense, I’m typically a minimum of 5 years behind on everything.

    [–] "Hobbs & Shaw" Official Poster cjwoodsplitter 2 points ago in movies

    Yeah it’s a spin-off from FF franchise. Focusing on just those two.

    [–] #TedTalk on Nipples.. cjwoodsplitter 307 points ago in funny

    Nipple tape with hairy men’s nipples would be fucking hilarious.

    [–] Netflix is reviving UNSOLVED MYSTERIES cjwoodsplitter 84 points ago in UnresolvedMysteries

    Now if they could just revive Rescue 911 my middle school sick day self will be complete!

    [–] how to get Driving licence cjwoodsplitter 3 points ago in funny

    Yo dawg, lettuce don’t go on dogs, dawg.

    [–] To catch a pigeon cjwoodsplitter 1 points ago in therewasanattempt

    You gotta be quicker than that!