Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    cliffwich

    + friends - friends
    1 link karma
    24,962 comment karma
    send message redditor for

    [–] 20 y/o chemistry major, from Africa, and a metalhead. be creative, ok? cliffwich 0 points ago in RoastMe

    Your beard hair is just a little too soft and curly... it looks like pubes on your face.

    [–] Strip clubs are basically just gofundmes cliffwich 2 points ago in Showerthoughts

    No way — strippers work hard and put up with terrible stuff to make money.

    Cam girls are a little closer, but they work hard too.

    [–] wait for it.. cliffwich 1 points ago in funny

    His name is actually Weston.

    [–] I wonder who the person inside is cliffwich 27 points ago in funny

    Classic, under-appreciated comedy.

    [–] Indian artifact hunters, where are some great places to find artifacts? cliffwich 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Based on what I’ve seen, your best bet is to focus on vine-covered ruins in jungles, bring a kid, bring a city chick and watch out for snakes, rats and traps.

    [–] A mortar and pestle and our teeth are essentially the same thing. cliffwich 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    An industrial shredder and our teeth are essentially the same thing.

    Plate tectonics and our teeth are essentially the same thing.

    [–] What is the most ridiculous rule in your workplace? cliffwich 2 points ago in AskReddit

    You are allowed to audibly masturbate in the bathroom, but are not allowed to spend an unreasonable amount of time doing it (or anything else) without a doctor’s note.

    Basically, you can do or say anything you want in a bathroom stall for ten minutes, but after that you need a note from a doctor.

    There’s something about limiting aggregate daily bathroom time as well.

    Part of me wants to come in with a note from a psychiatrist saying I need multiple 30-minute bathroom sessions per day, just to see how HR reacts.

    [–] AND HIS REFLECTION NEVER LET HIM THROUGH :( cliffwich 1 points ago in funny

    Why do you delete all your comments with <1000 karma? Does that substantially impact your total?

    [–] Found in a hotel room. What is it? cliffwich 1 points ago in whatisthisthing

    It’s a mounting peg for a bipedal ape.

    [–] AND HIS REFLECTION NEVER LET HIM THROUGH :( cliffwich 1 points ago in funny

    The antics of drunk and/or demented people can be hilarious... and this is a a pretty good example.

    Everyone has problems. Everyone has insecurities. We all suffer from the human condition. Identifying that only some groups are worthy of praise or derision based on race, religion, age, mental condition or anything else only furthers the divisions that foster intolerance and hatred.

    We will laugh together or burn separately.