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    [–] The last roll on this sushi menu. cliffwich 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    I want to see the whole menu, there are some real gems here.

    [–] Never miss leg day cliffwich 1 points ago in funny

    Part of me is all “Body shaming is the new racism” but another part of me is singing “banana-fanna-fo-fatty”... tricky situation.

    [–] Do your worst to my friend cliffwich 5 points ago in RoastMe

    Weird, chubby fingers with tiny nails... that kid has carny blood.

    [–] LPT; dont poo in the sink cliffwich 1 points ago in LifeProTips

    If you just stopped swallowing rocks we wouldn’t have this mess on our hands.

    [–] It would be really difficult to explain what an actor is to an alien species. cliffwich 2 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Maybe. Depends on the species. Considering that we can’t explain it to a dolphin and we’ve been trying to chat with them for 100+ years, I don’t like our chances.

    [–] Kitchen Paint Color? cliffwich 1 points ago in interiordecorating

    We’ve already gone with “Light French Gray” from SW in the hallway / staircases, so I’m not sure we can do another gray in the kitchen... but maybe they are different enough. Thank you for the suggestion!

    [–] Holes (maybe rat holes?) in urban backyard, what to do? cliffwich 1 points ago in pestcontrol

    Thank you! This is a plan I can execute. Great tip with the balled-up newspaper.

    [–] Halle Berry, 1992. cliffwich 162 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    God damn she was so fine.

    [–] Older brother thinks he can ignore your harshest roasts, prove him wrong. cliffwich 2 points ago in RoastMe

    Oh look, it’s a day laborer with the dull eyes of an IV drug user. I would definitely not hire you outside Home Depot to break concrete in my back yard.

    [–] Redditors without chimneys, what do you tell your kids is Santa’s method of entering your home? cliffwich 1 points ago in AskReddit

    “Santa’s elves do a lot of the actual work,” followed by “Well, we’re talking about a guy who figured out how to deliver a billion presents in one night” was the two-step answer to pretty much any Santa inquiry.

    [–] Many years from now in our vegan future kids will be horrified looking up the original meaning of “butcher shop” in the books cliffwich 2 points ago in Showerthoughts

    That awesome taste is a result of evolution. It tastes awesome (to me and you) because it keeps us alive... cruelty is not part of the equation either way. But, in our amazing techno-future, when we can eat something that tastes just as awesome without killing an animal, why would we kill an animal?

    [–] Many years from now in our vegan future kids will be horrified looking up the original meaning of “butcher shop” in the books cliffwich 0 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in Showerthoughts

    In 100 years, killing and eating animals is going to be as unfathomable and morally repugnant as slavery is today.

    I say this as someone who loves eating meat and has killed and cleaned many fish, a rabbit and a few chickens. Not a hunter by any means, but I’m very pro-hunting and pro eating meat.

    I just think there will be lab-grown, cruelty-free meat alternatives so easily available that anyone who wants to kill an animal will be viewed as a psychopath.