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    [–] Reddit, what is the best line from any song that you've heard? cliffwich 1 points ago in AskReddit

    And there's nothin' short of dyin' That's half as lonesome as the sound Of a sleepin' city sidewalk And Sunday mornin' comin' down.

    [–] Redditors named Richard, what was your middle school experience like? cliffwich 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Knew a kid who went by “Dickie” in elementary school... showed up for seventh grade and he was Rich all of a sudden. If you called him Dickie after that he would seriously lose it in a “I’m going to murder your family” way, just cold fury and scary eyes. This was 1992, but he had a super old dad WWII-vet for a dad, which is why the whole Dickie thing happened in the first place.

    [–] Easy to tell the Republicans from Democrats these days. cliffwich 2 points ago in pics

    You’re just an eye patch away from the state senate! As long as your state has some coastline.

    [–] My Little Angel cliffwich 2 points ago in pics

    Makeup on small children gives me those Jonbenet Ramsey child pageant show creeps.

    [–] Easy to tell the Republicans from Democrats these days. cliffwich 2 points ago in pics

    Disagree. Pirates, plunder and plank-walking are not the foundation of a functional, modern society. That said, there are many military veterans who have made great politicians and I hope Dan Crenshaw is the next one!

    [–] What are your thoughts on peter facinelli? cliffwich 1 points ago in AskReddit

    His last name sounds like a rare type of pasta.

    [–] Moms of reddit, my very first baby is going to be here in two months and we have almost everything we need. Wife put me in charge of swaddling blankets what do you reccomend? cliffwich 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Husband here. Second kid due in ten weeks. The no-velcro pink and blue stripes ones they give you in the hospital are solid for the first week or two — it’s fun, wrapping your kid up feels like making an 8-ish pound burrito. Eventually, when you’re waking up every night for weeks and turn into a zombie, the ease-of-use of the Velcro ones starts to matter. Velcro swaddle-wise, the brand we used most often was Halo, but we had others and the differences are minor. After a few months we went to the hands-up swaddle, then to a Halo sleepsack for the past year. She is still using sleepsack but we’re transitioning to a blanket.

    [–] Self-professed chefs of reddit, what are some easy one-pot pasta recipes? cliffwich 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Pasta-wise, the cheapest/easiest/dirtiest thing I do is just make a pot full of red meat sauce, and freeze it in a bunch of half-pint takeout containers. When I'm hungry, I crack one open, dump the frozen red puck out on a plate/bowl, microwave it, then pour it over plain pasta. Voila. Dinner.

    For the red sauce in question, I take a saucepan, add vegetable oil, heat it up, saute some ground beef until it's cooked through, maybe add some italian seasoning or garlic salt while it's cooking if I'm feeling frisky, drain the grease, mix in some decent store-bought sauce (Newman's Own, Classico, whatever until it is saucy enough, portion it out into half-pint containers, label them with blue painters tap and stack 'em in the freezer.

    I do the same thing with a bunch of different one-pot meals (chicken chile verde, beef bourguignon, chicken noodle soup, etc) and it makes dinner a lot easier when I'm rushed/lazy/cheap.

    [–] Snowflakes and SJWs of Reddit, what offended you today? cliffwich 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The gerrymandering in North Carolina is totally, hilariously out of control, though I guess it’s the same in Maryland for Dems. It seems so ridiculously anti-democratic, I don’t know why it’s allowed to continue anywhere.

    [–] Some guy posing nude cliffwich 2 points ago in pics

    Great man, incredible talent, not a sexy bitch.

    [–] Tried my hand at an Al Pacino cliffwich 1 points ago in pics

    Somehow the eyes read bush baby to me.

    [–] Suicide prevention backfires cliffwich 2 points ago in funny

    This makes me question the phrase “comedy equals tragedy plus time.” I am not sure that this will ever be funny.

    [–] Avoiding the tag in style cliffwich 7 points ago in gifs

    He definitely didn't touch the plate, but he probably didn't get tagged either... I think it’s a “gif ends too soon” situation. Sick air though.

    [–] Avoiding the tag in style cliffwich 10 points ago in gifs

    Looks like he never touched the base and got tagged to me?