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    [–] Lara Craft clown-penisdotfart 1 points ago in WatchPeopleDieInside

    Sheesh, my sleeve ran me €3500. Granted it is probably going to take 9 sessions of 6+ hours because my artist is adding insane amounts of detail and highlighting and he did an incredible job in the design and execution.

    [–] Knowledge of German clown-penisdotfart 1 points ago in europe

    GODDAMNIT I WILL NEVER GET THIS LANGUAGE RIGHT

    [–] Knowledge of German clown-penisdotfart 3 points ago in europe

    Am American

    My German is bad

    But my Dutch friend and I like to laugh at ridiculous German looooooooooongwords and make up new ones

    [–] What about Europe is absurd to you? clown-penisdotfart 3 points ago in AskAnAmerican

    CDU is basically everything that's wrong with Germany. It is a party that captures the German "culture of fear" completely.

    [–] What about Europe is absurd to you? clown-penisdotfart 2 points ago in AskAnAmerican

    Church tax in Germany! I am neither faith, so I don't pay it, thank goodness.

    [–] What about Europe is absurd to you? clown-penisdotfart 9 points ago in AskAnAmerican

    "Oh my English isn't good, but I recognized you ended that sentence with a preposition. Generally that is frowned upon stylistically. Are you by chance from the southern Midwest? Perhaps I can help you with your grammar and drawl."

    [–] Knowledge of German clown-penisdotfart 32 points ago in europe

    Das

    Wäre

    Ich!

    [–] Knowledge of German clown-penisdotfart 46 points ago in europe

    This man will end up in Munster with his one Bruder when he wanted to go to Münster with his zwei Brüder

    [–] Knowledge of German clown-penisdotfart 34 points ago in europe

    Sehr geehrter Herr Opfer,

    Würden Sie bitte die Schlüssel Ihres Autos sofort geben? Schauen Sie mal an: ich zeige Ihnen mein Autoschlüsselraubüberfälleerlaubnisschein, das ich vom Autoschlüsselraubüberfälleerlaubnisamt bekommen habe.

    [–] Knowledge of German clown-penisdotfart 49 points ago in europe

    You need to push gelernt and sprechen to the end of their respective clauses.

    [–] Jesus loves the Sabbath clown-penisdotfart 22 points ago in MetalMemes

    You said "more diversity than," which is impossible to quantify.

    By bleeding over, I mean think of Led Zeppelin. What kind of music did they make? Bluesy rocky proto-metal in some ways. Is Isis postmetal or postrock? Is Ghost metal? What was Elvis? Is Nu metal metal or hip hop? We try to slap labels on things but that doesn't mean anything. It's like when people argue "metal core isn't metal! It's hardcore punk with metal influences!" Is it? Aren't today's metal core bands really just derived from yesterday's metal core bands? There's no way to draw a hard line. It's a continuum. Like yellow light to green light, we can say at some point "this is yellow" and "this is green" but when does yellow "become" green? What about languages where there is no term for green and the transition is from yellow to blue?

    [–] The perfect metalcore band doesn't exi- clown-penisdotfart 1 points ago in MetalMemes

    Ho boy, here comes this comment chain again 😧

    [–] Jesus loves the Sabbath clown-penisdotfart 32 points ago in MetalMemes

    How on earth can you say metal has more diversity than rock? Genres just don't work like that. Blues and rock bleed over, rock and metal bleed over, power metal and doom metal only have the word "metal" in common basically... There's lots of subgenres of rock.

    [–] What are we counting here? clown-penisdotfart 1 points ago in RedactedCharts

    Is it the number of constitutions since the "country" was founded?

    [–] What was the longest respite between extinction events? clown-penisdotfart 1 points ago in estimation

    Wasn't there just a mass extinction event following the most recent Ice Age when climate change coupled with human encroachment into new lands wiped out a ton of megafauna worldwide?

    [–] What are we counting here? clown-penisdotfart 1 points ago in RedactedCharts

    I feel like this has something to do with changes in government/constitutions over some time period.

    [–] Making these Christmas tree meringues. clown-penisdotfart 1 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    I mean, hey, in terms of baseball batting numbers this would make you the GOAT batter.

    [–] Meth fractals cloud a person's icy blues clown-penisdotfart 2 points ago in WordAvalanches

    If he were referring to friends of the head football coach at Wisconsin:

    Crystal highs crystallize Chryst allies crystal eyes. Crystal lies.

    [–] If I was your daughters boyfriend, what could I do to impress you? clown-penisdotfart 25 points ago in AskMen

    Love is a profound, deep respect and equality that you feel for another person and consistently demonstrate in your medium- and long-term actions. (Everyone has short-term lapses in judgment and can get angry; patterns and direction/time-horizon are important.)

    [–] If I was your daughters boyfriend, what could I do to impress you? clown-penisdotfart 5 points ago in AskMen

    Girls can't be guys

    They can absolutely be dudes and even "one of the guys" but not guys

    And I am realizing how weird this is

    [–] Men that are 100% happy with their careers. How often do you get the "grass is greener on the other side" feeling? clown-penisdotfart 4 points ago in AskMenOver30

    The grass is the greenest it can be when you tend to it to the best of your abilities.

    Is that better?

    I mean, you aren't wrong. Everyone deals with nonidealities and life is generally shit a lot of times, so you do the best you can. Those mushrooms? Yeah, they'll grow out of shit and they may not be the most beautiful thing, but they'll be the best damn mushrooms they can be and they'll use the shit as fuel to do it.