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    [–] Wow clumsyninja007 4 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    My spine would look like >

    [–] I've thought of this too wtf clumsyninja007 17 points ago in HIMYM

    Not a fan theory, but an opinion I share

    [–] It's almost certain it will be worth it.. clumsyninja007 9 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    Now to combine this answer with the comments from /u/AccomplishedCoffee:

    // creates a constant called zero and sets its value to 0
    const zero = 0;
    
    // if it looks like a cat
    If (looksLikeCat)
    
    // then
    {
        // declares a variable called result
        var result;
    
        // for every integer between a new variable, i,
        // which we set to the same value as our constant zero,
        // and the number 1 (not including 1)
        for (var i = zero; i < 1; i++)
    
        // run this code
        {
    
            // set the value of the result variable to 
            // the value of looksLikeCat
            result = looksLikeCat;
    
        // end code block
        }
    
        // if the value of the result variable is equal to true,
        // return true
        // otherwise
        // return false
        return result == true ? true : false;
    
    // end if block
    }
    
    // otherwise
    else
    
    // run this code
    {
    
        // declares a variable called result
        var result;
    
        // for every integer between a new variable, i,
        // which we set to the same value as our constant zero,
        // and the number 1 (not including 1)
        for (var i = zero; i < 1; i++)
    
        // run this code
        {
    
            // set the value of the result variable to 
            // the value of looksLikeCat
            result = looksLikeCat;
    
        // end code block
        }
    
        // if the value of the result variable is equal to false,
        // return false
        // otherwise
        // return true
        return result == false ? false : true;
    
    // done with code
    }
    
    // all done
    

    [–] Blizzard knows clumsyninja007 1 points ago in wow

    Unsubbed. Pineapple Pizza is 💣

    [–] shots fired clumsyninja007 4 points ago in IASIP

    I don't hate tbbt because of the laugh track. I hate it because it genuinely is not funny.

    [–] Ban Me clumsyninja007 0 points ago in thanosdidnothingwrong

    I think the amount is just right.

    [–] Who Luke was really dying for. clumsyninja007 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    Coulda been killed by Starkiller Base.

    [–] No shit clumsyninja007 4 points ago in comedyhomicide

    You forgot to transcribe the worst part!

    [–] Gets me every time ☹️➡️🍑➡️😫➡️👌➡️😂➡️🅱️ clumsyninja007 2 points ago in ComedyNecrophilia

    I̧̛͈̥̫̖̪̾͑̆̓̍S͙̼̣̙̻̣͐̋̐̈̎͠ ̢͙͓̦͉̝͊̂̑͑̽͘T̢̲͇͇̤̭̀̓̅̎͗̕H̲̯̬̰̱͓͗̈̓͗̊͝I̡͙̖̬̥̣͆̾̊́̍͠S̡̨̗͕̺͉͆͒͑͋̈͝ ̨͕̖͓̝͖͑̂̋̽͘̚L̢̛̟̪͇̠̤͌̾̑̿̚O̤͎̩̅̆̀̓̒̎͜͜ͅS̢̻̤̺̟͓̓̈̉̅̕̚S̢̡͓̠̜̦̃̌̆̾̒͝?̨̡̝̠̦̹̇̈͂̇͑̌!̧̮̼̦̮͎͐̉̂̏͌͋

    [–] We are 5 layers of inspect element too deep. clumsyninja007 15 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    I took admin rights away from my mom's laptop and she couldn't be happier.

    [–] The Evolution of CGI use in Star Wars characters clumsyninja007 3 points ago in StarWars

    4th, Greedo is in the background even though he just died.

    [–] Found this CD at my local library clumsyninja007 72 points ago in DunderMifflin

    I believe her story due to her face when Kevin tells her he frequents the same bank.

    [–] What would earning $65,000 US a year, mean to you? clumsyninja007 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I make 54k now, so it'd be a decent raise. Help me get past my debt.

    [–] I think I'm in clumsyninja007 -24 points ago in Tinder

    My girlfriend is half Mexican you FUCK

    [–] Know the signs! clumsyninja007 30 points ago in OTMemes

    He's not gay, he's Tarkin all the muff!

    [–] trollfaces in 2017 = instant cringe clumsyninja007 20 points ago in comedynecromancy

    Why speak lot word, when few word do trick

    [–] What's your salary and benefits? clumsyninja007 4 points ago in ITCareerQuestions

    1. IT App Analyst
    2. Northern California
    3. 53k
    4. Got my BS in Computer Science and worked at my University for a year making reports and scripts for facilities management.