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    [–] Zenyatta made from 807 equations time-lapse cob59 0 points ago in Overwatch

    How far in the autism spectrum is that?

    [–] CAT BATH-4 cob59 13 points ago in aww

    Could've sworn those were chimps

    [–] Ensemble vs Ensemblé cob59 4 points ago in French

    I don't think she even says "autre". Just "un-euh crème brûlée".

    [–] Our new member of the family cob59 2 points ago * (lasted edited 18 hours ago) in aww

    Give the guy a break, things have been tough lately for general Hux.

    [–] Gamers of Reddit, what is your favorite location in any video game? cob59 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in AskReddit

    Mr Slave's rectum - South Park: The Stick of Truth

    It feels like home.

    [–] C'est trop p***n difficile cob59 11 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in French

    C'est le cas de tous ceux qui apprennent une langue étrangère, ne désespère pas.

    Je me considérais bon en anglais parce que j'arrivais à le lire, l'écrire et comprendre à peu près ce qui se racontait dans des podcasts anglophones enregistrés dans de bonnes conditions. Et puis un jour j'ai regardé un épisode de True Detective en version originale sans sous-titres... et là j'ai eu envie de pleurer tellement leur accent et leur mauvaise articulation rendaient la moitié des dialogues incompréhensibles. Mais bon, il faut se dire que c'est le cas pour toutes les langues. Je plains celui qui débute dans l'apprentissage du français et essaie de comprendre ce qu'une Léa Seydoux raconte.

    [–] Who do I nano and why cob59 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in AnaMains

    I would add there's a few things you'll learn from experience if you play Ana long enough:

    • Quite obvious, but don't try to combo-ult with soldier if there's too much shield against you. The rule of thumb is: nano-blade against shields, nano-visor against mobile/scattered targets
    • Your nano lasts for 8s. Dragon blade and Nano-visor last for 6s. Don't hesitate to preemptively nano soldier/genji if you feel it's the right time to do so. An ulting Genji in particular can be a pain in the ass to nano once he's rushed far away into the enemy pack, with your own team and environments hiding him from you. That's usually how nano-Mercy / nano-Lucio fiascos happen.
    • Keep an eye on your Winston at the beginning of a fight. He's looking for an opportunity to jump onto isolated enemy squishies. As soon as he takes off, nano him to mitigate the damage he's going to take mid-air and help him burst-damage his targets with his landing+melee+zapper combo
    • DO NOT nanoboost a Reinhardt facing another Reinhardt with both their shields up. That's a "joust" we mere mortals must not interfere with! A nanoboost received at this moment is a poisoned gift. A bad Reinhardt will react recklessly, rush in and get countered (pinned, earth-shattered) by the other Rein. A more careful one will push with his shield up but the other team will back off so your nano will end up being wasted. Once they start hammering each other however, you can go on and nano him if you think it's worth it considering his remaining HPs.

    [–] Baby didn't understand something happned!! cob59 54 points ago in funny

    That's his new autistic superpowers kicking in.

    [–] That time Chinese media mistook a fleshlight for a mushroom cob59 1 points ago in videos

    Nonsense. I've been fucking one of those in a nearby grove for years now.

    [–] Is it okay to call C# "C++++"? The "#" looks like 4 "+"s to me. cob59 21 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in ProgrammerHumor

    By the way C++++ wouldn't work because C++returns C's previous value as an rvalue, and the extra ++operand only works on lvalues. Besides, this would only increment the value returned by C++, not C itself.

    ++++C could work though.

    [–] Bastards cob59 42 points ago in funny

    Is stealing other people's lunch really a thing in America?

    [–] Amazing talent cob59 -1 points ago in funny

    The fact he operates it doesn't mean he built it.

    I bet his father made it.

    [–] Dites-le en français! cob59 37 points ago in france

    Astuce de photographe: dire "Dites sodomiiiiie" et profiter de l'hilarité générale pour prendre la meilleure photo qui soit.

    [–] Cyberpunk 2077- Interview E3 cob59 19 points ago in Games

    No official statement. Probably somewhere around 2020.

    [–] I love this game cob59 11 points ago in Overwatch

    That's reportable by the way.

    [–] Cyberpunk 2077- Interview E3 cob59 89 points ago in Games

    Right there with you.

    This is going to be a looong wait.

    [–] Snail drinking from a water droplet. cob59 -1 points ago in pics

    Hydrated and ready to hunt down that human.