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    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    It isn’t the only reason.

    It isn't even a contributing reason at all, actually, since you already admitted you were planning on doing it far before I ever upended your warped worldview.

    So, then, I ask again, what's the real reason?

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Yep. The most awesome thing about circumcision is that it makes you cry.

    We've already established that this isn't the real reason since you said you were planning on doing it far before I ever began educating you. So, what's the real reason? How telling you don't want to admit it.

    [–] How to go back to Xbox One Edition? coip 1 points ago in MinecraftOne

    It was my understanding that it should always still be available in your "Ready to Install" section. Is that not the case? If so, I am going to backup my copy of the game onto multiple external hard drives.

    First, I would contact Microsoft Support because I was under the impression that you always had the right to re-download games you own, even if they've been delisted. Let us know what they say.

    As a backup option, you should be able to find a disc version of Xbox One Edition somewhere (e.g. eBay). Get that, pop it in, and you should have access again to the Xbox One Edition.

    Alternatively, you may be able to bring an external hard drive over to your friend's house and copy the installation of his game over.

    [–] Last H5 Tournament coip 11 points ago in CompetitiveHalo

    Thanks. Didn’t know they were switching to MCC. Is it going to be H2 Remastered?

    I don't think he's correct about them switching back to MCC. It was my understanding that this was the last official HCS event indefinitely (presumably until Infinite launches). They're not dropping Halo 5 and switching to MCC; they're putting HCS on pause entirely. There will be unofficial tournaments, though.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I can. If I am unable to do those things, they are no longer awesome.

    So you hypocritically change your classification of what is and isn't awesome based not on if it's actually awesome but rather on whether you can do it or not. How fitting.

    With that conceded, let's drill further: what is it about forced genital mutilation that makes it "awesome"?

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I’m going to stop responding to you on this thread in hopes that you will use the extra time to start practicing how to get your partner wet. Good luck!

    Same excuse you gave before when you slithered off with your tail between your legs. Fitting that it ends with you employing a fallacy of regurgitating a fallacy.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I will do everything awesome that I can do.

    Except that you don't and you can't. It's impossible. Meaning, you prioritize some things you deem "awesome" over others. So, I ask you again, why do you prioritize forced genital mutilation of children over other "awesome" things you could be doing instead?

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    It does have everything to do with you not being able to get your partner wet.

    Fallacy: red herring.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Sure. But the things I can do that are awesome will be done.

    Not all of them. That's the point: you're selectively prioritizing forced genital mutilation at the expense of other "awesome" things you could be doing instead. Why? Answer it honestly and you'll learn what the rest of us obviously know: you so fear disillusionment about your own mutilated member that you must perpetuate the cycle of abuse or risk disillusionment otherwise. It's quite pathetic.

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Less time arguing about foreskin on Reddit and more time learning about foreplay for your partner’s sake

    Foreplay has nothing to do with the fact that the intact penis is superior due to the intromission function of the foreskin. All the foreplay in the world can't change physics.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I am not able to do that though.

    You're not able to do most of the "awesome things" you want to do. That's the point, and that's why you qualified your inane response with the caveat that you only do them as far as you are "able to". What this means is that you prioritize the things you consider "awesome" and willingly choose to do some of those things at the expense of others. So, again, I ask you, given that there are a lot of "awesome" things that you don't choose to do, why are you so obsessed with forcibly mutilating your son's genitals?

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Apparently I did not give you enough time to learn how to get her wet

    That has nothing to do with the intromission function of the foreskin, which mutilated penes lack.

    Really? Try not breathing for an hour.

    False analogy. Breathing is an involuntary act. Intentionally not breathing is doing something. You're literally making a choice to disrupt a natural process.

    Translation:

    Translation: you're only strategy is regurgitating debunked fallacies.

    [–] Skeleton Ship Solutions/Strategy/Info coip 4 points ago in Seaofthieves

    Skeleton ship battles are my favorite part of the game. I do them every time I play. I've done them dozens of times, and I know how to track sinking ships and find the loot. That said, there have still been many times I wasn't able to get the loot afterward for a variety of reasons (e.g. needing to repair while the other crewmate is dead on a two-man sloop and not being able to track the sinking captain's ship), and very often it's not possible to get the loot in between waves (the interregnum is inconsistent, and sometimes the next wave spawns immediately and you're sandwiched between two ships and need to move instantly or get trapped and sunk). Doing so is even trickier if you run out of planks (which can happen, particularly when the megalodon annoyingly joins the fight) or when there are visibility issues that make seeing the loot in the water very difficult.

    There's a few things they should do to make the skeleton ship fights better and fairer:

    1. Longer interregnum between waves--perhaps controlled by when we start moving our ship again (raising anchor, dropping sails, etc.)

    2. Loot floats longer--like way longer. There's no reason it should only float for a few minutes before sinking. It should up for at least ten minutes, giving you enough time to spot it, repair your ship, and collect the loot.

    3. Loot is more visible in the water, glistening occasionally, similar to washed-up treasure or messages in a bottle on beaches. There's no reason why, after a long, grueling fight in which you just won you should struggle to find the rewards. That's not the case for Skull Forts and shouldn't be for Skeleton Ships either, especially given how much more difficult they are.

    It's very frustrating to spend hours stocking up on supplies, sailing over there, fighting the ships, only to get nothing at the end for it because of problems that can easily be fixed. They definitely need to tweak them.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I do all of the awesome things I am able to.

    Not true, or you'd literally circumcise your son endlessly.

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I do have empathy. Do you not remember how I said I felt bad for your partner because you couldn’t get her wet?

    Do you not remember how that's a fallacy that has nothing to do with the fact that intact penes are superior thanks to the intromission function of the foreskin?

    That doesn’t sound easy at all. It sounds like something that is so hard to do,

    Not doing something is literally the easiest thing in the world.

    Translation: "You aren't mad about being circumcised so I follow you around Reddit unsuccessfully trying to make you feel bad.”

    Translation: you have no cogent argument so you simply vomit out the same already-debunked fallacies.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Because it’s awesome.

    That's not a real reason; there are a lot of things that are awesome that you don't do. So why this one?

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I still don't understand why you care.

    I know you don't--sociopath's are incapable of empathy.

    I think you meant to say, "Because it's an evil act that can't easily be stopped."

    No, I meant exactly what I wrote: "It's so easy for you to stop it. Just don't do it. Simple." You have the power, single-handedly, to protect your son and preserve his bodily integrity. All it takes is a simple, "No, it's his body so it's his choice" and you're son will be spared.

    Translation: "You aren't mad about being circumcised so I follow you around Reddit unsuccessfully trying to make you feel bad”.

    Yawn.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I'm not having my son circumcised solely because it will upset you. I was going to do it anyway,

    Why were you going to do it anyway?

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    If he is not going to have a healthy life, then we will abort.

    But I'd be more upset if you aborted him no matter what. Why are you backpedaling now?

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I still don’t understand why you care.

    You don't understand because you're a sociopath. I cannot make that any clearer for you.

    It’s actually very hard. You have been trying for weeks and weeks and all it has done was make me want to it more.

    You have a reading comprehension problem. I'll repeat what I wrote, with emphasis: "It's so easy for you to stop it. Just don't do it. Simple." I never said it was easy for me to stop everyone from doing it. If that were the case, no one would do it because I'd stop them all.

    Translation: "You aren't mad about being circumcised so I follow you around Reddit unsuccessfully trying to make you feel bad”.

    Fallacies already addressed.

    [–] Imagine slaying Meg and having retrieve this tooth for gold. coip 3 points ago in Seaofthieves

    I'd rather they just put it under the Merchant Alliance. It's long-been the least popular of the trading companies, and cargo runs, while an improvement, are still way too similar to the animal fetch quests. Letting us earn reputation with the Merchant's for killing the megalodon, kraken, and even regular sharks would offer some much needed variety for the Merchant Alliance.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    More sweet, sweet tears please.

    You know what would make me more upset then you mutilating your son's genitals? Aborting him. Will you be doing that to him now too, since you've admitted your parenting decisions are based entirely on being a troll?

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    No, I don't understand why you care.

    Because you're a socioplath. We've already established this.

    If it so easy to stop, you should be able to stop me, right?

    It's so easy for you to stop it. Just don't do it. Simple.

    Translation: "You aren't mad about being circumcised so I follow you around Reddit unsuccessfully trying to make you feel bad”.

    The vapid copy-and-paste from a hypocrite with no cogent response, fallacies already eviscerated here.

    [–] Circumcision is not a big deal coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Let’s not get crazy now.

    Says the psychopath who admits he is going to pay someone to physically harm his innocent son simply because he gets off on being a troll.

    [–] Being circumcised isn’t that bad coip 1 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I don’t understand why you care.

    You don't understand why I care that your hypocrisy results in innocent children having their genitals butchered? Because it's an evil act that can easily be stopped.

    Translation: "You aren't mad about being circumcised so I follow you around Reddit unsuccessfully trying to make you feel bad”.

    Copy and paste this fallacy all you want. I'll keep looping you back to where I already addressed it.