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    [–] What’s a skill you had as a child but lost as an adult? cunt-hooks 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Yeah we do too but we're usually wanking at the same time.

    Oh

    [–] Blackpool day out cunt-hooks 1 points ago in Britain

    I usually spend a romantic day under the pier getting pummeled in the sphincter by a plumber called Kev whose number I got from a lavvy wall in the pub.

    At least he does reacharound

    [–] What is a cause of death you certainly don’t want to die from? cunt-hooks 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Is there a word for how long it takes in a thread for a yank to start spouting the propaganda the government told him about why military spending is so high?

    [–] Am I the only one who looks at my poop before flushing to see how big it is? cunt-hooks 2 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    Used to wrap my hand in bog roll and catch it as it came out my bum, then give it a wee squeeze to check consistency before gently laying it to rest.

    Did nobody else do this when they were younger?

    [–] How common is anti-US sentiment in your country? cunt-hooks 1 points ago in AskEurope

    Agreed, though I'd only consider them an enemy of planet earth - greed before green and all that.

    But yeah, whenever I hear 'leader of the free world' I kinda laugh, it's pathetic to think the idk 20th most free country considers itself the most free

    [–] How common is anti-US sentiment in your country? cunt-hooks 34 points ago in AskEurope

    Take the piss out of the French - French person takes the piss back

    Take the piss out of the Belgians - Belgians laugh but can't really think of a comeback

    Take the piss out of the Aussies - Aussies rip the utter shit out of you

    Take the piss out of the US - "Oh my gaaad you're so anti-American oh my gaaad America-hate"

    Most anti-American sentiment is that perceived by the very insecure nation of America themselves

    [–] Took this on Victoria Street in Edinburgh yesterday. Fringe Fest is just amazing! cunt-hooks 4 points ago in Scotland

    Someone's never watched Emily, Olivia, Tom and Harry make fuckin tits o thersels on the Royal Mile

    [–] Cessna T303 Crashes Into Side Of House in Dutchess County, NY yesterday 8/17/19 cunt-hooks -3 points ago in CatastrophicFailure

    You don't have 2ft thick concrete walls? Is your house made in China and shipped over one plank at a time?

    [–] How can I patch the hole in this fire table? cunt-hooks 1 points ago in fixit

    While this is true, this is far removed from what OP is trying to do.

    [–] Took this on Victoria Street in Edinburgh yesterday. Fringe Fest is just amazing! cunt-hooks 5 points ago in Scotland

    Right.

    No it's fuckin no. Thon same cunt was there ten year ago, and the rest of the street is filled wi rich students wi nae sense o humour whose daddy paid for their arts degree, daen some kindy performance that has the talent of a fuckin mong tortoise on ket, or a protest for Nepalese freedom or some shite

    It's fuckin gash mate

    [–] Cessna T303 Crashes Into Side Of House in Dutchess County, NY yesterday 8/17/19 cunt-hooks -21 points ago in CatastrophicFailure

    A Cessna T303? That's like a shoebox with propellers. And wings. And probably some passengers. I can't discount the probability of the Cessna containing shoeboxes but still....

    That would bounce off my fuckin house FFS

    [–] Not mine cunt-hooks 10 points ago in memes

    "Not mine"

    Read - I just stole this popular post from today's front page.

    Tosser

    [–] Try again cunt-hooks 4 points ago in facepalm

    Every day for a year

    [–] How can I patch the hole in this fire table? cunt-hooks 1 points ago in fixit

    This works for exhausts so it'll definitely work here! Maybe even wrap a thin strip of exhaust bandage round it before putting the clamps on...

    [–] How to ask for the bathroom in english? cunt-hooks -7 points ago in AskUK

    Hi I'm offended that you changed it