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    [–] Good question darthbauerdragonzord 0 points ago in funny

    Because one becomes bacon

    [–] What happened during your personal encounter with a sovereign citizen? darthbauerdragonzord 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I dealt with one as a security guard. Guy was in an area he wasn't supposed to be in smoking. I asked him to leave and he didn't respond. I asked again "I heard you". Told him he needed to leave now. He goes into a rant about not being "bound" by the rules, he's a freeman, and I have to give him 1 minute and 15 seconds to leave. I still think the timeline thing was the weirdest part.

    [–] What is a weird childhood memory you have that you dont know whether its true or not? darthbauerdragonzord 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I still vividly remember getting out of bed on Christmas sneaking down the hall and peering into the family room to see Santa , Red suit beard everything, and then hurrying back to my room. I obviously know now its a dream but it contributed to me believing in Santa for a long time and even now I remember it so well.

    [–] Jabba aaba aba ba han solo darthbauerdragonzord 1 points ago in PrequelMemes

    Should have said it wanted you to start the pod race.

    [–] After getting banned from San Francisco, Bird (scooters) appears to be on track to getting banned in Fresno too darthbauerdragonzord 7 points ago in fresno

    Also didn't they just kind of set up shop here in Fresno without going through the actual process of running a company here? So no permits and the like.

    [–] Judge Rules Against Alex Jones and Infowars in Sandy Hook Lawsuit darthbauerdragonzord 7 points ago in news

    I recently listened to the interview on Coast to Coast AM with Jones. It was his oppurtunity to "set the record straight". During the segment he constantly claimed to have never once claimed the shooting was fake but was only playing devils advocate and that he always believed the shooting occured. I've never shouted so hard at the radio. Jones will never go away but hopefully this is making his life difficult.

    [–] What do you SWEAR you saw but have no proof of? darthbauerdragonzord 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A mountain lion. I was responsible for closing a local park/museum at 10pm which requires me to drive through and let people know to leave or they would be locked in. As I'm driving around a large feline shape passes in front of my headlights. Much bigger then a cat. I stop and try to see through the dark but couldn't see anything. Everyone had already left so I hightailes it to the gate and lock up as fast as I could. A few days later a mountain lion was actually spotted at another local park.

    [–] What real historical event, if it was the plot for a movie or book, would be called terrible plot design? darthbauerdragonzord 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Defense of Castle Itter. German soldiers team up with American soldiers, French VIP prisoners, and resistance fighters to fight Nazi SS bent on executing said French VIPs.