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    [–] AITA for spoiling Endgame for a friend? darthvadersbanana 2 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    Switched to troll account, apparently. A known troll, at that.

    [–] Father-son love darthvadersbanana 130 points ago in ShitPostCrusaders

    Jouta, the result of ”Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?”

    [–] A list of all the shitposts my girlfriend has made darthvadersbanana 1 points ago in ShitPostCrusaders

    I am actually subbed to this sub and r/AmItheAsshole, so this was a fun surprise lol. Just giving you a heads up in case the mods delete it.

    [–] A list of all the shitposts my girlfriend has made darthvadersbanana 2 points ago in ShitPostCrusaders

    Yo dude, I appreciate this post, but this is an anime meme subreddit lol.

    [–] Only niggas with left brains can upvote this darthvadersbanana 22 points ago in shittymobilegameads

    Your brain has two hemispheres, and it was previously thought that whichever hemisphere of your brain was most developed determined how you were as a person. Left-brained people are more logical (and therefore are good with things like math and science), and right brained people are more creative (so are good at things like art).

    The theory is pretty disputed, as far as I know, because while some parts of the brain in the right hemisphere do have something to do with creative and aesthetic processes, they require left hemisphere brain parts to work (and vice versa). However, some researchers still use the theory today.

    [–] Happy birthday Giorno ✨ darthvadersbanana 11 points ago in wholesomejojo

    All four of Giorno’s parents came to his birthday party! ❤️

    [–] WIBTA if I told my 12-year-old niece that she was adopted? darthvadersbanana 10 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    Because she threatened to tell the niece, according to the post (it may have been edited in, though).

    [–] AITA for reporting my brother in law for telling my niblings (13 and 11) "I don't care if you do cocaine or smoke pot"? darthvadersbanana 9 points ago in AmItheAsshole


    Not just for what everyone else has been saying, but even if there was actual abuse in the house, you’ve proven yourself to be a terrible ally to the niblings. Blowing things out of proportion, not listening to them, and being condescending are not ways to treat children, especially if they are in a bad situation. Also, if dad is abusive, you may have put the kids in the crossfire with your actions. I can’t even say this was done with good intentions, because it’s based on a grudge that might not even be valid...

    If there’s no abuse in the household, well then congrats, you’ve done everything I’ve listed above, plus now you’ve made their family go through an terrible ordeal.

    It’s probably good if you get cut off from them either way.

    [–] WIBTA If I make my 14-year-old daughter come back home as punishment for having sex darthvadersbanana 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I mean, it does, but this is actually allowed in some early college programs (minimum age is 13 for those dorms), so it’s plausible.

    [–] AITA for caring about "stolen valor" when it comes to computer science. darthvadersbanana 6 points ago in AmItheAsshole


    The fact that you think this is comparable with stolen valor makes you the asshole, the situation makes you a double asshole, and perpetuating the “CS students are gatekeeping assholes” stereotype makes you a triple asshole.

    [–] AITA for telling my friend it's weird to give his daughter a Nigerian name when he isn't Nigerian? darthvadersbanana 3 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I think my favorite part is the insinuation that you can have a “black phase”. Um, are biracial folks some type of alien that switch races on a full moon in OP’s head?

    [–] Best friend (36F) and I (36F) had a falling out; she reached out months after my brother's death darthvadersbanana 11 points ago in relationships

    Just an FYI, the first sentence of this comment also comes off as aggressive and presumptive. I understand if you might be defensive and upset, but it’s pretty rude. Grief is not a universal thing, and experiences may vary.

    [–] My [22f] boyfriend [25m] is taking our one-month relationship a bit too seriously. darthvadersbanana 1 points ago in relationships

    Based on post history, I’m going to go with this is a troll, extremely depressed person, or both.

    But to answer your question, the poster is old enough to be in college.

    [–] My [22f] boyfriend [25m] is taking our one-month relationship a bit too seriously. darthvadersbanana 5 points ago in relationships

    Didn’t you just say yesterday that we should blow up the world with everyone in it? Weird change of opinion there.

    [–] CoOl AnD FunNY darthvadersbanana 3 points ago in justneckbeardthings

    I think all of them are ripped from the Internet Explorer comic except the UN one.

    [–] CoOl AnD FunNY darthvadersbanana 3 points ago in justneckbeardthings

    Nah, the webcomic where the Internet Explorer girl is from has a DuckDuckGo character.

    The comic even has a Netscape character. None can escape.

    [–] WIBTA for getting a teacher fired? darthvadersbanana 4 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I think OP is talking about the thing that happens in some languages where words for countable objects and non countable objects have different grammar structures. So “apple” and “sky” would be looked at differently.

    So OP’s teacher is saying that “sugar” is a noun like sky because you wouldn’t say 1 sugar, 2 sugar. OP is arguing that because you can count grains of sugar, sugar is a noun like apple.

    From a linguistics perspective, OP is wrong, for what it’s worth, because the countable noun would be grain or cube, and sugar is the adjective. Or, there’d be a compound word equivalent to “sugar cube”.

    NB: I don’t speak OP’s language (most likely), but these are grammatical structures inherent in several language families.

    [–] I (23/f) am in love with my best friend (23/f) but can’t tell her darthvadersbanana 2 points ago in relationships

    In your r/rant post, you speak of “outranking” your friend’s boyfriend, and if you don’t outrank him, you’re not her friend. What does that mean exactly? Also, why aren’t they allowed to spend private time together? That seems like normal relationship stuff to me.

    Like everyone else says, therapy is going to be essential, and maybe you need to move out, because this relationship sounds unhealthy for both of you.

    [–] I forgot how bad newspaper comics were darthvadersbanana 28 points ago in ComedyCemetery

    But newspaper comics are still produced and printed in some areas, unfortunately.

    [–] Does anyone else find St. Patrick’s Day triggering? darthvadersbanana 9 points ago in blackladies

    Not particularly. The only people I know who find it triggering are people who have experienced trauma on St. Patrick’s Day, but that’s not really related to the holiday, and Irish people, who are annoyed and sometimes uncomfortable with American celebrations.

    I do avoid celebrating the holiday, but mostly because I don’t drink.

    [–] I’ll just leave this here darthvadersbanana 1 points ago in shittymobilegameads

    what does this even have to do with being a boss?


    [–] Hate crimes in Northern Ireland darthvadersbanana 41 points ago in dataisugly

    In my experience, a ton of people. There are still churches that believe disabilities are a punishment for committing sins, for example. Or demon possession.