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    [–] Aw shit son defacedlawngnome 2 points ago in yesyesyesyesno

    I don't hate it, but I also don't love it.

    [–] Anything going on this weekend? defacedlawngnome 1 points ago in asheville

    Hex dance party tonight at the mothlight!

    [–] Anybody know of a good nearby wildflower hike? defacedlawngnome 1 points ago in asheville

    Best sunrise view imo is black balsam. As for wildflowers, I don't know that there are many growing up there but it's still worth it just for the sunrise.

    [–] Self-service Bar defacedlawngnome 4 points ago in bartenders

    he sure thought it was.

    [–] What's the strangest comment a woman has made about your penis? defacedlawngnome 1 points ago in AskMen

    Girl said I have "too much foreskin". Literally the first and only time I ever heard that from anyone. I considered telling her she had real floppy titties but didn't feel it necessary to stoop to her level and just dipped out of that relationship altogether.

    [–] playing with a gun defacedlawngnome 1 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    I had a similar experience. Was at a co-workers house, he was drunk af, kept brandishing his .38 pistol loaded with shrapnel rounds. At one point he aims it at my face and I'm like "don't fucking point that at me" and he reassures me "the safety is on". Not 10 mins go by and we hear a loud pop in the other room and the odor of black powder wafts in. Everyone runs to the bedroom and he's standing there looking dumbfounded because he accidentally discharged the gun, shooting his very expensive bedframe and the wall nearby. So many people shouldn't own guns.

    [–] Best place for a late walk? defacedlawngnome 2 points ago in asheville

    Walk around Montford. Maybe get an early dinner at Nine Mile then walk to Riverside Cemetery. Montford is well known for it's beautiful historic houses and elaborate gardens which are flowering now!

    [–] TIL during World War II, young black musicians started calling each other "man" as a sign of respect, in part because they were so tired of being referred to as "boy". defacedlawngnome 179 points ago in todayilearned

    Growing up in the South, as a white male, I was often called "little boy" by black girls in my elementary/middle schools. I remember how that felt and can't imagine being called that my entire life. It feels emasculating and demeaning as fuck.

    [–] best thrift/vintage shops defacedlawngnome 1 points ago in asheville

    Ragtime, Twice 'round, and Fleetwood's.

    [–] Need recommendations for a place in town to get a custom flag made defacedlawngnome 2 points ago in asheville

    There's a flag store by Asheville High School just before you get on the bridge heading into Biltmore Village. I can't remember the name of it, though. I'm pretty sure they can do custom ordering of flags.

    [–] Man freezes at crosswalk and gets hit defacedlawngnome 2 points ago in nononono

    Ehhh you'd be surprised how often people fuck up suicide by gunshot and survive.

    [–] A drone and an introverted wallflower photograph earth from above defacedlawngnome 6 points ago in photography

    After making the remark that landscape photography with a drone is boring

    she's clearly not familiar with the works of Reuben Wu (itsreuben on IG).