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    [–] Random fixture is in friend's parents' new home, she sent me a pic and I have zero idea what it’s for. derrickmartucci -1 points ago in whatisthisthing

    Is that rust in the corner of window frame? Is that a nail backing out left of top of mystery counter cabinet machine thing? Not a newly built house after all?

    [–] Bruh these popped up within the last 3 hours. Not sexually active, is this herpes? derrickmartucci 1 points ago in STD

    It’s not a dire situation. Just educate yourself and do your best not to give to anyone else. It’s seriously a mild inconvenience. Don’t fret

    [–] US wins first ever giant robot battle with Japan! derrickmartucci 1 points ago in technology

    I’m so disappointed.

    [–] So I am at an airport and there is this cluster of little yellow panels aimed all over the place. What are they? derrickmartucci 1 points ago in whatisthisthing

    How many moon pies did you eat?

    [–] Try to separate this councilman from his smartphone. derrickmartucci 2 points ago in sandiego

    Children. Children everywhere.

    [–] Is it possible to get a vaginal STD from giving oral? derrickmartucci 1 points ago in STD

    Sounds like yeast. But more importantly you gave oral sex without consent? So like, you were mouth raped? I hope you reported this.

    [–] Choose your filling? derrickmartucci 4 points ago in LegalTeens

    I really should get this OCD under control

    [–] Choose your filling? derrickmartucci 2 points ago in LegalTeens

    3,1,2

    [–] Rawr! derrickmartucci 5 points ago in daddit

    Triceracutes

    [–] Fantasy gone wrong derrickmartucci 2 points ago in STD

    You again?

    [–] Unprotected oral from a prostitute derrickmartucci 3 points ago in STD

    What is it you need help with? You already know what you did wrong and you know what bad negative results (or positive) may occur. So get tested and don't sleep with anyone until you are cleared.

    Just an FYI.....if she didn't demand a condom then odds are she has a much higher chance of having some diseases and you have a much higher chance of contracting something.

    Not bashing prostitution here but seriously next time buy flowers and hand it to a random chick and try starting a conversation. If you bomb oh well, go home and jerk one out brother

    [–] Found this item at grandmas house. The two tear drop shaped things swivel 180 degrees plus. They can move together or individually. derrickmartucci 1 points ago in whatisthisthing

    Solved

    [–] Found this item at grandmas house. The two tear drop shaped things swivel 180 degrees plus. They can move together or individually. derrickmartucci 5 points ago in whatisthisthing

    Instead of wondering about it another ten years I'm calling a napkin holder. I'll name it basqueholes napkin thingabobin.

    [–] Found this item at grandmas house. The two tear drop shaped things swivel 180 degrees plus. They can move together or individually. derrickmartucci 6 points ago in whatisthisthing

    Seriously?!

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    Found this item at grandmas house. The two tear drop shaped things swivel 180 degrees plus. They can move together or individually. (i.redd.it)
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    [–] First post on this sub. Introducing Gianna born Sept 22. Both mom and baby doing well. derrickmartucci 1 points ago in daddit

    Won the gene pool lotto.

    [–] First post on this sub. Introducing Gianna born Sept 22. Both mom and baby doing well. derrickmartucci 3 points ago in daddit

    Wow very pretty. I wanna see mom and dads eyes and nose. Which one of you was blessed with those?

    [–] Teach the skills you wish you knew derrickmartucci 1 points ago in daddit

    Most Home Depot's on Saturday have a kid craft day. They get an orange smock and once they complete building the little birdhouse or pencil box or whatever kit, they get a pin to add to smock.

    [–] I challenged my son to a reading competition because he kept boasting about how great a reader he was and I wanted to humble him. I read 40 pages of his book in 17 minutes and wrote down some questions on the material. He read same amount in 13 minutes and nailed all questions...........punk derrickmartucci 2 points ago in daddit

    Only $5 on amazon. Done. Thank you

    [–] I challenged my son to a reading competition because he kept boasting about how great a reader he was and I wanted to humble him. I read 40 pages of his book in 17 minutes and wrote down some questions on the material. He read same amount in 13 minutes and nailed all questions...........punk derrickmartucci 7 points ago in daddit

    Hah! Take that mrs doubtfire

    [–] I challenged my son to a reading competition because he kept boasting about how great a reader he was and I wanted to humble him. I read 40 pages of his book in 17 minutes and wrote down some questions on the material. He read same amount in 13 minutes and nailed all questions...........punk derrickmartucci 1 points ago in daddit

    That may be true. But I don't think he would want to read it again haha. I would like to find a book or series that challenges his mind and that he finds fun. Something a bit more than the diary of a whimpy kid books he loves so much

    [–] I challenged my son to a reading competition because he kept boasting about how great a reader he was and I wanted to humble him. I read 40 pages of his book in 17 minutes and wrote down some questions on the material. He read same amount in 13 minutes and nailed all questions...........punk derrickmartucci 2 points ago in daddit

    There is a fifth pushed down into cone

    [–] I challenged my son to a reading competition because he kept boasting about how great a reader he was and I wanted to humble him. I read 40 pages of his book in 17 minutes and wrote down some questions on the material. He read same amount in 13 minutes and nailed all questions...........punk derrickmartucci 2 points ago in daddit

    Lol

    [–] I challenged my son to a reading competition because he kept boasting about how great a reader he was and I wanted to humble him. I read 40 pages of his book in 17 minutes and wrote down some questions on the material. He read same amount in 13 minutes and nailed all questions...........punk derrickmartucci 2 points ago in daddit

    Last year he read moby dick........he did pretty good. Didn't understand a lot but he made it through

    [–] I challenged my son to a reading competition because he kept boasting about how great a reader he was and I wanted to humble him. I read 40 pages of his book in 17 minutes and wrote down some questions on the material. He read same amount in 13 minutes and nailed all questions...........punk derrickmartucci 2 points ago in daddit

    Word.