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    [–] Spiders are helpful in many ways... Don't hate them or fear them, they're our friend disconcertinglymoist 33 points ago in wholesomememes

    Keep our spiderbros safe!

    My favourites are the little jumping spiders; they're full of personality, like tiny eight-legged cats

    [–] Fuck the fire ❤️ disconcertinglymoist 109 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in wholesomememes

    It rains every day in the Amazon, and given the size and heat of the fires, a tropical thunderstorm isn't going to do much, unfortunately.

    The real fire in the Amazon here, the one that needs to be put out ASAP, is the far-right presidency of Jair Bolsonaro, Brazil's corrupt, anti-environmentalist, authoritarian bigot in chief.

    [–] What should people stop buying? disconcertinglymoist 9 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AskReddit

    You're letting vague biology (they're r-strategists therefore they'll be fine) and gut feeling mislead you into believing something contrary to what has repeatedly been observed by specialists as indisputable fact. Globally, fish stocks are on the verge of collapse.

    Number of eggs doesn't help much when many fish populations don't reach sexual maturity fast enough to reproduce before they're caught for consumption.

    That's in addition to all the other stressors that marine life has to contend with.

    [–] What should people stop buying? disconcertinglymoist 233 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AskReddit

    1) Seafood. Fish in particular. Our oceans are almost irreversibly fucked

    2) Factory-farmed animal products. For environmental, economic and social reasons. Also ethical reasons

    3) Plastic crap

    [–] For the suicidal, procrastination is a survival skill. disconcertinglymoist 1042 points ago in Showerthoughts

    This is oddly apt but also incredibly depressing; way to sum up my entire life experience

    [–] Tiananamen Square massacre. 1989. disconcertinglymoist -17 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in WTF

    Let's not blame "communism" exclusively, as if it were somehow inherently evil. Atrocities are committed by all sorts of groups and ideologies; it seems disingenuous to single out the socialist aspect when it would be more pertinent to focus on Authoritarian and neo-fascist tendencies of nation states instead, especially given the current global political climate.

    Mccarthyism is woven into the fabric of America but it'd be nice if we could finally move beyond kneejerk horror at the merest whiff of socialism.

    [–] A true hero disconcertinglymoist 69 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago) in wholesomememes

    I know it's beside the point, but let's discuss how good looking he is.

    I seriously think Steve Buscemi is oddly handsome. In his younger days he looked a lot like Alex or Bill Skasgard

    [–] Wholesome confession disconcertinglymoist 879 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    OP's parents probably assumed he was a compulsive masturbator

    [–] Painting of same reference photo 2 years apart disconcertinglymoist 34 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago) in learnart

    They seem like totally different cats! First one looks like a young Siamese, second one looks like a fluffy Burmese. Nice progress but TBH they're both great especially if you don't have the original photo as reference. Second one has way more depth and better shading though, so congrats on the improvement

    [–] 🔥 Crocodile Swimming With it’s babies 🔥 disconcertinglymoist 2 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    It's the R strategy (quantity, may the fittest/luckiest survive) versus the K strategy (quality/nurture). Invertebrates and reptiles usually go with the former, whereas mammals mostly go with the latter.

    [–] The Spirit That Loved A Plant, Julian Bustos, Oil on canvas, 2019 disconcertinglymoist 115 points ago in Art

    Weewooweewoo

    Did someone order backup? This definitely looks digital. If oil on canvas looks like this, then we are both clearly hallucinating

    [–] The Spirit That Loved A Plant, Julian Bustos, Oil on canvas, 2019 disconcertinglymoist 10 points ago in Art

    Love this. It's Wall-E if he had found a different kind of sapling in that abandoned fridge

    [–] Self confidence +100 disconcertinglymoist 753 points ago in wholesomememes

    So expensive cosmetic surgery?

    [–] That's sweet. disconcertinglymoist 2 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Jett gets it.

    Take care of your pets, motherfuckers. You have a sacred responsibility towards them.

    [–] Twirler disconcertinglymoist 31 points ago in BeAmazed

    His son is Michael J. Fox.

    [–] Communication skills disconcertinglymoist 9 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    It took him so long to find "Thanks" because he was rifling through all the abusive signs he keeps at the ready

    [–] cursed_setup disconcertinglymoist 252 points ago in cursedimages

    Must be why the walls are stained a yellowish green; who needs kleenex when you have cement walls

    [–] Man in bed with cougar while wife watches disconcertinglymoist 2 points ago in gifs

    Followed immediately by brutal vore. 2 for the price of 1

    [–] 🔥 Close up photograph of a Moth Orchid 🔥 disconcertinglymoist 14 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    Looks like a bird offering up its genitals. Maybe that's what secretly titillates pollinators

    [–] Vagina Camo underwear!!! disconcertinglymoist 21 points ago in Cringetopia

    Tbf people will buy anything; I think the credit/blame lies chiefly with the person who designed this thing

    [–] All Donald, all the time disconcertinglymoist 10 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    How convenient that this display of adoration took place behind closed doors where press weren't allowed. I find the accusations of paid actors more believable than the alternative