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    [–] Samsung kills headphone jack in the new Galaxy A8 dkyguy1995 1 points ago in gadgets

    I guess they're still suffering from the boot loop fiasco

    [–] Samsung kills headphone jack in the new Galaxy A8 dkyguy1995 3 points ago in gadgets

    It's gotten a lot better since the old days when they reskinned everything in that terrible style that was all their own. It's a lot closer to stock android than it used to be

    [–] Samsung kills headphone jack in the new Galaxy A8 dkyguy1995 5 points ago in gadgets

    I know you're joking but I cant let others be fooled

    [–] Feel the shame dkyguy1995 11 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    *Gets good ending * - 10 minute cutscene, a dramatic conclusion to all characters' subplots

    *Gets bad ending * - A two second loop of your character maniacally laughing. Narrator: "And so all bowed before our conqueror."

    [–] Magazine in a US Walmart... what do you guys think? dkyguy1995 2 points ago in CasualUK

    I miss weekly world news. It was more batshit insane than the onion and so it covered a different niche. Where else will I get my news on the plight of leprosy killing little green men all over Ireland?

    [–] Feel the shame dkyguy1995 11 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    I just want an RPG complex enough that that actually happens. I hate thinking through all my choices only to have a single ending that accounts for none of those choices.

    [–] Feel the shame dkyguy1995 2 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    Closes tab: "How to write hello world in ___"

    [–] Fast Food workers, what's an item people should absolutely stop ordering from your restaurant? dkyguy1995 2 points ago in AskReddit

    At Mcdonalds just don't buy the hasbrowns they have right after lunch switches over. Those are the hashbrowns that have been sitting there since the breakfast rush

    [–] Ok guys if you can just line up in a straight line that'd be swell dkyguy1995 7 points ago in Overwatch

    It annoys the hell out of me when my teammates on defense don't realize that if they cap the second point on blizzard world they need to pull back because theyre now spawning behind you

    [–] Me_irl dkyguy1995 1 points ago in me_irl

    Did they really reference the suicide forest

    [–] It's a Doggy Dogg World! dkyguy1995 1 points ago in funny

    I want to big spoon the both of them 😭

    [–] Pennywise face design...using a dog’s fur. dkyguy1995 21 points ago in ATBGE

    If there's a single mirror in their house that dog can see itself and get scared of I'm calling the cops

    [–] Creative Bottle Openers dkyguy1995 3 points ago in DoingTheMost

    You'll shoot your eye out!

    [–] The sequel looks lit, fam! dkyguy1995 2 points ago in funny

    This would be much better than we'll actually get

    [–] Wear your fanny pack inside your hoodie pocket to hide the fact that you're a failure in life. dkyguy1995 1 points ago in lifehacks

    When I was in the scouts my dad would always hike next to me with a fanny pack and it embarrassed the shit out of me. I dont know being in a scout uniform and my dad having a fanny pack would devastate me if we ever saw another person who wasn't a scout. It's funny to think about as an adult and parents always embarrass their kid but at the time I thought it was the worst thing in the world

    [–] Backflipping at the edge of a cliff dkyguy1995 11 points ago in maybemaybemaybe

    I would have half expected the rock to snap from the push off with his legs, look how thin the ledge is!